[QUOTE=tratzzz;26710768]Hah, But it is from Estonia. Where did u found it? I am happy to see content from Estonia . I live here.
No, seriously. I have to watch more TV now![/QUOTE]
Krimi
[QUOTE=tratzzz;26711005]Was it Dr. Kleiner on the end?[/QUOTE]
No, it was Aphex Twin, the guy who made the song
[img]http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Bachelor-Frog-TRUTH.jpg[/img]
Quote from Russel Peters: [i]"I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!"[/i]
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;26698842][img_thumb]http://www.sharenator.com/w/stadiums_pornhub.com.png[/img_thumb]
I found this pretty funny and unsuprising.[/QUOTE]
my girlfriends mum is a porn star
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXoPLeIIUFY[/media]
It starts getting funny after 30 seconds
[editline]15th December 2010[/editline]
Mostly towards the end.
[QUOTE=person11;26711766][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXoPLeIIUFY[/media]
It starts getting funny after 30 seconds
[editline]15th December 2010[/editline]
Mostly towards the end.[/QUOTE]
I just felt my IQ go down. Damn you.
-snip- I'll find it myself.
[editline]15th December 2010[/editline]
[img]http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5759/getoveritstarter.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8342/bloodyholly011.jpg[/img]
Remember this anybody?
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26698924][img_thumb]http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/christmas2010_12_13/c12_26300205.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I see your female Santa and raise you one break dancing Santa.
[url]http://www.dump.com/2010/12/14/dancing-santa-video/[/url]
PS; the area that this guy is dancing in looks like some modernized Oblivion city, which I think is pretty god damned awesome.
[QUOTE=Cheesesack;26712560][img_thumb]http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/2993/onlyneedtopisssitontoil.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I sit on the toilet everytime anyway...
...except if it's a public toilet
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population
refere...nce bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining
presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him to get back up the chimney into the sleigh and get onto the next house.
Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second or 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.
The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them - Santa would need
360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance; this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each.
In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 426 thousandths of a second or right about the time Santa reached
the fifth house on his trip.
Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrous considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
Merry Christmas
:science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science:
[QUOTE=BT@rd;26712679]There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population
refere...nce bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining
presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him to get back up the chimney into the sleigh and get onto the next house.
Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second or 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.
The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them - Santa would need
360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance; this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each.
In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 426 thousandths of a second or right about the time Santa reached
the fifth house on his trip.
Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrous considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
Merry Christmas
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Santa is dead Christianity is a lie :colbert:
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;26712806]Santa is dead Christianity is a lie :colbert:[/QUOTE]
fp atheists are so typical its a holiday you dull moron
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;26706107]World War One in a nutshell. I like how Sweden and Norway just watch and Netherlands is just sorta chillin'
[img_thumb]http://www.booooooom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/maps_01.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
That can't be right, the image you've posted shows France fighting Germany and not bending over with it's trousers round it's ankles.
[IMG]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9381/wikileaks.png[/IMG]
wow , that's a lot of clocks
[QUOTE=Echofish;26713010][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/QxghW.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
But I bet that 10 yr old will kick his brothers ass in Call of Duty or Halo.
[QUOTE=Echofish;26713010][img_thumb]http://imgur.com/QxghW.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Uh... that's in Colums or Puyo Puyo, not Tetris
[QUOTE=Jorori;26713223]Uh... that's in Colums or Puyo Puyo, not Tetris[/QUOTE]
thatsthejoke.jpg
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