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What am I looking at here?
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;26713829]It's when your Cuticles peel back.
Rather annoying.[/QUOTE]
The situation in that picture is more than "annoying" by all accounts.
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;26713829]It's when your Cuticles peel back.
Rather annoying.[/QUOTE]
You think that's annoying? When my Toenail cracked at the nailbed when I hurt my foot (highly doubt anyone remembers that) it turns out it was because my shoes and socks are too tight (but comfortable) so the circulation was compromised and now my big toenails are eventually going to come out and they take 6 - 9 months to grow back.
So next time your cuticles peel back be thankful your shoes aren't too tight.
Dirkjan is a Dutch comic btw
[img]http://www.plaatjesupload.nl/bekijk/2010/12/15/1292426357-860.png[/img]
[img]http://members.home.nl/evanhouwelingen/Images/Dirkjan/winkelen.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/RuurdvdBerg/dirkjan.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.drogehumor.be/wp-content/uploads/droge-humor-dirk-jan.jpg[/img]
Spammers are getting desperate... but at least I don't have that "penis like girl" one floatin' around.
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The odds of finding a complete articulated skeleton of an animal are ridiculous, most fossils are just spare and/or broken pieces, teeth or a cluttered mess of bones, so that guy was really, really lucky.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;26714010]You think that's annoying? When my Toenail cracked at the nailbed when I hurt my foot (highly doubt anyone remembers that) it turns out it was because my shoes and socks are too tight (but comfortable) so the circulation was compromised and now my big toenails are eventually going to come out and they take 6 - 9 months to grow back.
So next time your cuticles peel back be thankful your shoes aren't too tight.[/QUOTE]
I too have broken a Toenail off on a trampoline.
It was kinda cool watching the line where it broke slowly moving towards the end of my toenail over the months.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/evilweazel/madfrogs.png[/img]
Le mád?
[QUOTE=BT@rd;26712679]There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population
refere...nce bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining
presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him to get back up the chimney into the sleigh and get onto the next house.
Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second or 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.
The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them - Santa would need
360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance; this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each.
In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 426 thousandths of a second or right about the time Santa reached
the fifth house on his trip.
Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrous considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
Merry Christmas
:science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science::science:[/QUOTE]
There is 1 Santa in each country.
Watch Rare Exports.
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I don't get it. Sun is already a star.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;26714313]I don't get it. Sun is already a star.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://liverpool.theoffside.com/files/2010/10/thats_the_joke.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=noctune9;26713817]Puuuxa? :raise:[/QUOTE]
It's portuguese. (By the way, it's "puxa")
Translating it will be like pull.
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There are BLACK lego heads?!
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or at least [B]part of[/B] the joke
i guess what it's trying to say is TV scince shows are MAJORLY exaggerated
[QUOTE=CrazyExec;26714332]It's portuguese. (By the way, it's "puxa")
Translating it will be like pull.[/QUOTE]
I couldn't tell if he meant that so I just let it slide.
And I still don't get it...
[QUOTE=KillerPopcorn;26714393]I couldn't tell if he meant that so I just let it slide.
And I still don't get it...[/QUOTE]
look at the back of your thumb. Notice a small peel of skin coming up, usually near the corners of your nail?
[i]pull it[/i]
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Le mád?[/QUOTE]
Ezhik is russian FYI
[QUOTE=Alex-Weazel;26714187][img_thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/evilweazel/madfrogs.png[/img_thumb]
Le mád?[/QUOTE]
What rating were you expecting from people who just sent you a get out frog ? :frog:
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I never knew Gabe had a cat!
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