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"there were 3 of us"
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"We were born in August"
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"Mom already had four kittens in May. There were too many of us"
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"That’s why fishermen put us in the bag and sailed in the open sea with us"
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"Then they threw us into the sea to drown us…"
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"But a catshark smelled us and tore the bag apart with its teeth"
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"It ate my brother, then my sister… As the shark was already full, it shoved me into a secluded place, where it could come back later to eat me."
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"From its push, all the water poured out of my stomach.Then I recovered and saw that I was still alive…"
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"And I was the only living thing on a ship – a ghost ship"
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"I took the pants from the first skeleton, from the second one I took his shirt and from the third – his gun. When the catshark came back, I shot it and ate it"
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"The shark was delicious and I became strong."
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"With a stomach full of shark and one lung full of air, I rushed to the sunlight … It wasn’t too far from the beach."
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"I walked past the tourists towards the train station"
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"I bought a ticket for three ducats which were valid for the whole Germany …"
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"I have been travelling for three days in that train. Then got off the train, wandered the streets and got to one house."
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"I pushed the right button. You open the door. How wonderful. Here I am"
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[editline]10th May 2011[/editline]
A German Children's book[/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
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[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;29731812][img_thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/MGLAz4.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Great example of something creationists will box
Oh look, I see we have a creationist
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;29731149][img_thumb]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lke7rygU2o1qj72q0o1_400.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
want to [i]sine[/i] me an auto[i]graph[/i] hahhehah
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Fucking pigeons, how do they work
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;29731812][img_thumb]http://i.cubeupload.com/MGLAz4.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Read the first sentence and skipped to the last bit. Kind of read?
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"Offspring, I no longer know what gender you are."
[QUOTE=0frost;29732304]Still the best "didn't read lol"
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That and Moe with the shotgun.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;29732386]That and Moe with the shotgun.[/QUOTE]
For reference:
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Good news, I learned how to edit a GIF
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In the stead of bad reading
I have no fucking idea why transparency isn't working, so I'll figure out a get out tomorrow
:ohdear:
when I found out Osama was buried at sea, I instantly thought of this scene from the life aquatic with steve zesou.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRfZfnYNnLE[/media]
[editline]9th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Person557;29732356][img_thumb]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7537/1304992537077.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
"how did I fuck up so bad."
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Is this from a TV show or something? Or just a random picture? Looks entertaining.
Hot damn, posting from the future
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wow, im reminded of some game..[/QUOTE]
Video on this?
[QUOTE=magepro99;29732996]Video on this?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_9CiH5WNUU&feature=related[/media]
v:v:v
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Like a boss.
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Why are you posting cats? you did this on the MC thread too
[QUOTE=Goodthief;29733451]Why are you posting cats? you did this on the MC thread too[/QUOTE]
its actually not a cat. and i did it in the mc thread because i wanted them in mc
also because i giggled like a little school girl when i look into its eyes
[QUOTE=BigBeretFrenchi;29732249]Have no use for this now. So.
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:love: those guys
[QUOTE=Esteam;29733488]its actually not a cat.[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
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