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[QUOTE=Appolox;29678564]And it's May
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God damn it Poland, always making the best snow.
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;29678377]From the arthur comic thread:
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80% of content is from reddit.
[QUOTE=Jah'maaun;29679612]80% of content is from reddit.[/QUOTE]
80% of posts are text only.
[editline]7th May 2011[/editline]
Holy fuck I just realised I look like Weird Al.
[img]http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/koma-comic-strip-cee-lo-knows-better.jpg[/img]
[editline]7th May 2011[/editline]
[img]http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/koma-comic-strip-one-million-dollars.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Chickens!;29679691]Holy fuck I just realised I look like Weird Al.[/QUOTE]
I demand photographic proof.
[QUOTE=Cookies;29679817][img_thumb]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/838/1261429263727.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
You sick fuck....
... I hope you cleaned up that door when you were done!
[QUOTE=Timmy5000;29679915]You sick fuck....
... I hope you cleaned up that door when you were done![/QUOTE]
I bet he left it as a proof of his wrong doing.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;29680098][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KNjZmRLrY&feature=player_embedded[/media][/QUOTE]
Literally was just having a conversation about posting this video in LMAO pics with my friend. Neither of us did it because its a video and this is LMAO pics I was about to post it in the "Videos And Flash Movies and That Kind Of Crap" section but I am too lazy.
also, welcome to reddit.
How is this late it was only uploaded yesterday aaaaaaaa
[editline]7th May 2011[/editline]
:arghfist::ninja:
Two Irishmen are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
'Hey Paddy, do you smell what I smell. It's bacon - I'm sure of it.'
'Yes, Mick, it smells like bacon to me.'
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
'Paddy, paddy we're saved. It is a bacon tree.'
'Mick, are you sure it's not a mirage? We are in the desert, don't forget.'
'Paddy, when did you ever hear of a mirage that smell like bacon? It's no mirage, it's a bacon tree.'
And, with that, Mick races towards the tree. He gets to within five metres, Paddy following closely behind, when, all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up and Mick is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Paddy with his dying breath.
'Paddy... go back man, you was right it's not a bacon tree.'
'Mick, Mick ... what the fuck is it?'
'Paddy... its not a bacon tree...
it's...
it's...
it's...
[sp]it's a Ham Bush.'
Holy shit that was bad[/sp]
[QUOTE=cathal6606;29680368]it's...
[sp]it's a Ham Bush.'
Holy shit that was bad[/sp][/QUOTE]
I expected [sp]"MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRRRCUSSSSSS!"[/sp] :saddowns:
[QUOTE=gunpocket;29680411]thread link. Now.[/QUOTE]
It's on the first page..
[QUOTE=Boners;29678145][url=http://chickenonaraft.com]Oh my god![/url][/QUOTE]
1/10 for Execution
You need to hide the link in[sp]spoiler tags.[/sp]
Two Irishmen walking past a Police Station.
A big poster at the front reads "Two Blackmen wanted for rape!"
Paddy turns to Mick and says "Dem Fokkers always get the best jobs".
There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all talking about their teenage daughters.The Englishman says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smoked."
The Scotsman says, "that's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."
With that the Irishman says, "both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock."
Paddy is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines.
Chris: OK Paddy, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it:
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Wood
Take your time
Paddy: I'll take the money Chris
Chris: Are you sure, you've still got 3 lifelines
Paddy: I'm sure Chris,I'll take the money
Chris: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I'm sure you'd like to know the answer.
Paddy: I know the answer Chris.
Chris: You know the answer? You've just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental?
Paddy: I may be mental Chris but I'm no feckin grass.
Goodnight
I take offence to these lame Irish jokes.
Choke on a potato.
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