Super Powers That Are Useful But In Such A Small Degree That It Doesnt Really Matter.
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[QUOTE=IceCKryss;16458011]But if you saw 5 seconds into the future and saw it happening, how could you stop it? It's the future. Now if you saw what COULD happen, you could change it.[/QUOTE]
If you see it happen, you can avoid going that direction/doing that activity/stopping who or what the problem is.
Ability of making any kind of hair style possible and compare, then pick the best one.
[QUOTE=Tugger;16456426]Lets start a list of super powers that are useful but in such a small degree that it doesn't really matter. Heres some me and my friend came up with to start us off.
- The ability to change your ethnicity
- The ability to get hired at any bank
- The ability to turn any tense situation into a calm one
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also:
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those 3 seem pretty damn useful
you could make your self look by any race. im sure you could get a job with the CIA or NSA and if you have number 3 thats a plus since you wont get killed or caught
and I would love to be able to be hired as a CEO at any bank. would not mind a nice 6 figure salary
[QUOTE=LSK;16458228]If you see it happen, you can avoid going that direction/doing that activity/stopping who or what the problem is.[/QUOTE]
But you saw it happen. You saw the future of your current timeline. It's not what could happen, it's what's going to happen. Seeing the future and seeing a possible future are different things.
The ability to press any key on a keyboard and make it output the number 9.
The ability to have a 3 bar cell phone reception in any area.
Ability to go one second back in time.
The ability to turn a dollar into ten dimes.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16458716]Ability to go one second back in time.[/QUOTE]
that would be useful
you never said how long it takes do it
as long as it takes under a second you could go back as far as you felt like
[QUOTE=fatman12342;16458770]that would be useful
you never said how long it takes do it
as long as it takes under a second you could go back as far as you felt like[/QUOTE]
What?
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Oh I get it. No, you're thinking too much into it.
The ability to jump super high, but able to take fall damage.
The ability to get bobsters exiled from GD and FT
[QUOTE=breadlord;16458893]The ability to jump super high, but able to take fall damage.[/QUOTE]
that would still be useful
The ability to sharpen a blade with your toenail.
[QUOTE=breadlord;16458893]The ability to jump super high, but able to take fall damage.[/QUOTE]
we have these magical devices called parachutes
not to mention you can fall a good 10 feet and if you land right not be injured
and its not fall damage retard. we are not in a game. its called an INJURY
not to mention you could be jumping onto a building and just high enough so you hit the roof
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[QUOTE=credesniper;16458936]The ability to sharpen a blade with your toenail.[/QUOTE]
how is that useless? im pretty sure people who actaully use blades would not mind that
[QUOTE=fatman12342;16459064]we are not in a game.[/QUOTE]
Said who?
(It's also called an injury in a game too.)
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the ability to create a slave.
fatman12342's job here seems to just be killing everyone's buzz.
The ability to do nothing longer then anyone else ever.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16459123]fatman12342's job here seems to just be killing everyone's buzz.[/QUOTE]
if posting powers that are useless gives you a buzz you need to get the fuck of your computer
and go outside. If this gives you a *buzz* I wonder what talking to a human would do?
the ability to break a twenty into any collection of bills at any time
The ability to see in the dark, not in the light.
The ability to travel into the future, but not back, at a constant rate.
The ability to use Windows 98.
[QUOTE=fatman12342;16459264]if posting powers that are useless gives you a buzz you need to get the fuck of your computer
and go outside. If this gives you a *buzz* I wonder what talking to a human would do?[/QUOTE]
You have no idea. :gizz:
The ability to make anything smell like strawberry lemonade.
[QUOTE=Tugger;16456426]
- The ability to see trough any pair of Levi jeans
- The ability to pull off any outfit
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I beg to differ. Those would come in handy so much.
the ability to be like Neo (The Matrix) but only dodge slow objects being thrown (balls)
The ability to make a boner go away (only your own).
[QUOTE=redking;16459825]The ability to make anything smell like strawberry lemonade.[/QUOTE]
That would be useful if you dont got febreze on you!
The ability to go to sleep when ever you want but only duing the day.
the ability to ingest bear repellent without consequence
the ability to wither one plant once a year
The ability to take one step forward and one step backward within the time it takes to step forward.
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