Super Powers That Are Useful But In Such A Small Degree That It Doesnt Really Matter. - General

The ability to turn gold into lead.

The ability to ingest food thruh your anus and poop out your mouth. The ability to tell when you get a email. The ability to tell when someone will say "Boobies" in a 30 foot radius.

the power of rickrolling just by staring really hard at someone

The power to see 5 minutes in the past.

[QUOTE=Tugger;16456426] [img]http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsL/27797-26917.gif[/img] [/QUOTE] That guy's super power was hilarious. I CAN MAKE HUGS THAT KILL PEOPLE

[QUOTE=DemonDog;16460070]I beg to differ. Those would come in handy so much.[/QUOTE] It would only be useless if you could only see through sweater-vests,

The ability to develop film with a single touch.

Ability to paint well, but only on numbered paintings.

the ability to name any color you see. Any, color.

The ability to turn Pepsi into Coke.

The ability to fly. But only when your bored. So if you start having fun you fall.

The ability to sense the passing of gas and make people believe it was you who farted.

The ability to loose weight and gain weight whenever you wanted.

That might actually be useful in some cases.

[QUOTE=Ubergoose;16469407]The ability to loose weight and gain weight whenever you wanted.[/QUOTE] That would be very useful.

@mechanical_chicken Yeah, cuz strictly speaking, weight is how strong the gravity is. So you could lower the gravitational pull, let yourself jump crazy high (or even fly), and then increase your weight (gravity) to bring yourself down upon them very quickly, crushing them. Smart, eh?

The ability to automatically turn on your computer.

With your Mind!!!!111one!!!1eleventy-bajillion11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1101112

[QUOTE=JumpInPlaceMan;16469677]@mechanical_chicken Yeah, cuz strictly speaking, weight is how strong the gravity is. So you could lower the gravitational pull, let yourself jump crazy high (or even fly), and then increase your weight (gravity) to bring yourself down upon them very quickly, crushing them. Smart, eh?[/QUOTE] That's not at all how it works. Like, you got it completely wrong.

[QUOTE=JumpInPlaceMan;16469677]@mechanical_chicken Yeah, cuz strictly speaking, weight is how strong the gravity is. So you could lower the gravitational pull, let yourself jump crazy high (or even fly), and then increase your weight (gravity) to bring yourself down upon them very quickly, crushing them. Smart, eh?[/QUOTE] Actually I thought he was talking about losing or gaining fat. Which could be very useful because you would never have to worry about your weight... although you would still have to worry about overall health. Also: The ability to know when people around you are thinking of gnomes.

@skippy I know, I just talking like I know what I'm talking about when it's complete bullshit.

The ability to start your car automatically only when you have the keys in the car.

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16457713]Ability to turn invisible when no one is looking[/QUOTE] An ability to: Get really angry, but not have anything else happen Throw spoons at people To fart really nastily wherever you want Hit people with shovels Bowl really well Am I forgetting anyone?

@MuffinBlaster Fuck yeah, that's one of my favorite movies!!!

A superhuman sense of irony. Also, if I recall correctly, in X-men there was that one kid who's power was he could change tv channels by blinking. Now that was a pointless power.

Yeah, but an awesome one.

The ability to always have a fully charged iPod, but only when you're at home.

Ability to sleep whenever and wherever.

The ability to not get AIDS but still have a really shitty immune system.

[QUOTE=tommo400;16470208]A superhuman sense of irony. Also, if I recall correctly, in X-men there was that one kid who's power was he could change tv channels by blinking. Now that was a pointless power.[/QUOTE] Yes, but if he practiced enough and honed his abilities he could change more than one T.V. Then ones that he couldn't see. Eventually he could change the world's televisions to one channel. And no one would know.