Super Powers That Are Useful But In Such A Small Degree That It Doesnt Really Matter. - General

The ability to change burnt out light bulbs with your mind.

The ablility to: -Know an anagram of the song on the radio. -Know the exact RPM of a ceiling fan. -Know the time of day you will die. -Run very fast only on slippery surfaces. -See when and how you will die, but after you use it your life is shortened anywhere between 1 to 5 years, thus changing the time and way you die. -Know if a turtle is gay. -Speak binary -Give the worlds best blow jobs, only if your a guy and straight.

Ability to put that new car smell in an old car. Ability to cry on command. Ability to turn sponges into octopuses.

I can do the 2nd one you said.

[QUOTE=Tugger;16456426] - The ability to get hired at any bank - The ability to turn any tense situation into a calm one [/QUOTE] I would gladly have any of those, in fact, i sort of need them.

[QUOTE=Socram;16470443]Ability to cry on command.[/QUOTE] Pssshhhh, that's not a super power; I know at least three six/seven year olds who can do that and start a temper tauntrum.

the ability to make all your socks look and feel like new each time you wear them I'd actually love that

[QUOTE=Mechanical_Chicken;16470416]The ablility to: -Know an anagram of the song on the radio. -Know the exact RPM of a ceiling fan. -Know the time of day you will die. -Run very fast only on slippery surfaces. -See when and how you will die, but after you use it your life is shortened anywhere between 1 to 5 years, thus changing the time and way you die. [b]-Know if a turtle is gay.[/b] -Speak binary -Give the worlds best blow jobs, only if your a guy and straight.[/QUOTE] that made me lol [editline]11:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;16470595]the ability to make all your socks look and feel like new each time you wear them I'd actually love that[/QUOTE] Which is why you're doing it wrong...

The ability to light a room with your mind, but only in daylight.

The ability to see the moon during the day.

Talking to fish.

That would be kinda useful, at least to me.

[QUOTE=JumpInPlaceMan;16470635]The ability to see the moon during the day.[/QUOTE] you can sometimes

Still, it's kinda useless.

The ability to run two copies of Half-life 2 at once, and still have the memory left-over to run a game of solitaire while they load. (Bonus points for catching the reference)

The ability to pause time itself, but you yourself pause with it.

The ability to turn on any TV just by thinking about turning it on, but you can't turn it off or change the channel/volume. Cookie for whoever gets the reference.

Superhuman earwax production.

The ability to predict what song is coming up next on your Ipod shuffle.

The ability to have 3 inch long eyelashes.

The ability to never run out of gas if you drive at only 1 MPH.

The ability to solve the first half of a crossword puzzle at an unhuman rate. The ability to breathe underwater whenever you are dry. The ability to run really fast, only when you are sleeping.

The ability to change people's opinions on small matters. The ability to make politicians (i.e. Obama) want to sign up and post on Facepunch.

The ability to turn people into scotsmen the ability to resist .45 cal hollw point bullets but no other type.

Having two appendixes.

Not sure if this has been posted. -The ability to be invisible if no one is looking at you.

The ability to change the smell of your farts to what ever you want it to be.

the ability to be retarded.

[QUOTE=Bean-O;16472886]Not sure if this has been posted. -The ability to be invisible if no one is looking at you.[/QUOTE] Sorry, it has.

the ability to fart corndogs