Super Powers That Are Useful But In Such A Small Degree That It Doesnt Really Matter.
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The ability to shrink and move incredibly fast but only in proportion to your size
The ability to make anyone orgasm uncontrollably on command.
[QUOTE=Confused111;16473169]The ability to make anyone orgasm uncontrollably on command.[/QUOTE]
i would have so much fun with that.
"and now Mr. President for his speech"
"UGGGGGGAAAAAAAHHH!!"
I could make the "Jizz in my pants" song a reality!
MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
the ability to ejaculate peanut butter
The ability to shit chocolate pudding.
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The ability to scare any fly off your body by looking at it without scaring it away completely.
Ability to eat a chip in one bite no matter how big it is
The ability to make any part of your body bigger, but you lose all feeling in it
The ability to sneeze Windex.
the ability to enjoy any movie, no matter how bad.
[QUOTE=Tugger;16478699]the ability to enjoy any movie, no matter how bad.[/QUOTE]
You could brag to people that you enjoyed Twilight
[QUOTE=SolidusBlack;16488492]You could brag to people that you enjoyed Twilight[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't brag that even if I had that power.
The ability to left-click any mouse by snapping your fingers.
I would like the power to make things 1 degree hotter....that is such a small degree that it doesn't really matter
The ability to ingest any leathal chemical.
once.
The ability to cure the red ring of death on my xbox 360 by rubbing it against my balls.
To have magical "aspergers" syndrome:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA[/media]
The ability to take craps weighing over 10 kurics
[img]http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1109/1109_final_biggest_crap.jpg[/img]
Oh also the ability to use my frontal lobe in my dreams(Basically control everything{Not lucidity because if you have to much fun you wake up}I do in my dreams) .
the ability to make anyone feel uncomfortable
The ability to sort things numerically / alphabetically on a whim.
The ability to:
-Talk to dinosaurs
-Flying underwater
-Eating yogurt through your bellybutton
breath by osmosis.
to remove the penis of any woman
The ability to spit out of your ear.
[QUOTE=Cidem;16475190]The ability to make any part of your body bigger, but you lose all feeling in it[/QUOTE]
Couldn't wouldn't that be useful in a fight?
[QUOTE=limulus54;16525864]breath by osmosis.[/QUOTE]
You could breathe underwater with that power. It's pretty useful.
The ability to turn any file read-only.
The ability to see one second into the future.
The ability to eat shit and turn it into food.
The ability to change guitar strings with your feet.
The ability to make anyone shit themself on command. But you must shit yourself first.
The ability turn the common cold into something lethal, and only for yourself
The ability to refill a pen on command, but only with white ink.
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