Super Powers That Are Useful But In Such A Small Degree That It Doesnt Really Matter.
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The ability to blink.
[QUOTE=Tazers Hurt;16527914]The ability turn the common cold into something lethal, and only for yourself[/QUOTE]
Instant AIDS.
The ability to make any one arthropod you can see pop like a balloon of equal volume, once a day, on Sundays.
The ability to squirt milk out of all the holes in your body.
That would be truelly terrifying.
The ability to turn currency notes into tooth-picks.
The ability to tell if any four sided polygon was a perfect square or not.
the ability to sneeze on command
the ability to collide with ghosts, but not be able to see or talk to them
The ability to dodge bullets, when they are laying still, unfired, on a table.
They ability of freezing stuff, but only in the cold where everything is sub zero.
[QUOTE=Belgian Punk;16462232]The ability to make a boner go away (only your own).[/QUOTE]
i can't count how many times that would have been useful in class.
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[QUOTE=Tugger;16522712]the ability to make anyone feel uncomfortable[/QUOTE]
I already have that power.
The abilitie to turn all your farts into wet farts.
the ability to play the piano extremely well, but only songs you hate...
The ability to turn any revolving door both clockwise and anti-clockwise.
The ability to regurgitate any food eaten in the last 4 seconds in its exact form
The ability to make any light flicker
The ability to refill Red ink pens.
The ability to start a candle.
Ability to create a traffic cone at will AKA have the most useless spawn menu ever IRL
The ability to change the color of your hat at will.
the ability to pee water but only the same amount of urine you drank earlier.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16456622]The best gaming abilities ever, but only on PS2 games.[/QUOTE]
That's pretty useful if you're playing good games like SOCOM
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