Worst pickup lines - General

Are you an angel, because... fuck, I forgot. I love you.

Hey, Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

Your windowless, soundproofed basement accessible only by ladder or mine? :qsex101:

[QUOTE=Samson0722;51881864]Hey it's farmer's day (this pickup line is only usable on farmers day) Wanna plow?[/QUOTE] I'm imagining someone saying the 'this pickup line is only useable on farmer's day' part as well and I'm cracking up

excuse me...uh...i couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction. my name is george. i'm unemployed and i live with my parents

[QUOTE=TheCronkofDestiny;51896944]excuse me...uh...i couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction. my name is george. i'm unemployed and i live with my parents[/QUOTE] i think there's a reference here im not understanding

Baby you'd be on the top of a bell curve :)

"Are you a semen demon because I find you to be very attractive."

[video=youtube;I3s6TfiA8c8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s6TfiA8c8[/video]

Hey you dropped something.. your standards, hi i'm Steve!

I've forgotten my phone number. Can I have yours?

Wanna see a magic trick? *unzips dick*

[QUOTE=Amic;51898688]Wanna see a magic trick? *unzips dick*[/QUOTE] how do you unzip a dick??

[QUOTE=Timezbrick;51898695]how do you unzip a dick??[/QUOTE] It's a referrence

[QUOTE=Timezbrick;51898695]how do you unzip a dick??[/QUOTE] With a zipper

Let's get to bashing butts as well as [B] DEEZ NUTS[/B].

Just stare into her soul and say "Hey girl, how would you like your eggs tomorrow morning, fertilized?"

"Are you an extraterrestrial because you are out of this world!"

r u a high jumper? cuz ur raising my bar

"You'll do I guess."

"do you shitpost? because you jsut came out of my ASS"

[QUOTE=Zick-1957;51899445]Let's get to bashing butts as well as [B] DEEZ NUTS[/B].[/QUOTE] My, you've got a real bounce to your chest.

[QUOTE=Ardosos;51901710]My, you've got a real bounce to your chest.[/QUOTE] We'll bang, ok?

I was once told by a drunk Chav; "is your dad a terrorist? Cos babe you are the BOOOOMB!"

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you... Well, it's not actually chloroform its just aerosol fumes. Since I got fired for sexual misconduct I haven't been able to afford chloroform. Keep smelling it, it should work eventual- hey, come back....can i have my rag back please? I need that rag...

"Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? ...Enough to [I]break the ice.[/I] I'm Tom." *goes for handshake* One of my high school teachers got that line from someone on a cruise.

[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iea2xmoOSRo"]''My mom is dead."[/URL]

"Eyy babe. I'm lonely as fuck and want some succ."

Hey, nice [B]ass[/B]ymptote.

Are you a boyfriend-free girl I can make into a sweetheart from the ground-up?