Hey, you looking for some great sex?
No?
Great, then [I]i'm your guy.[/I]
"Don't turn this rape into a murder."
Wait, shit. It's already too late for a pickup line...
roses are red, violets are blue
can i see ur pussy?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck my own dick
And you should suck it too
hey you're cute, wanna kiss?
Here, drink this
[I]"Are those real?"[/I]
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The Dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be very intimate when it comes to manipulating the force into getting you in bed with me. You may get in bed with me.
I have an account on facepunch.com
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;51890304]please have sex with me[/QUOTE]
Only works if you're ugly
Girl: I am a historian, my specialty is Middle Ages
Me (trying to impress her): *dies at 27*
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