When you start ranting, you masturbate furiously to donkeyporn to relieve stress after.
When you fap to Donkey porn, you realize your a disgusting furry fetishist
When you're a furry fetishist, you weld your ass shut because you're tired of being raped and want to rape a moose instead.
When you rape a moose instead, you can't get off
When you can't get off, life becomes easier.
When life becomes easier, so does getting off.
[QUOTE=TheSaladMan;35883680]When life becomes easier, so does getting off.[/QUOTE]
when getting off gets easier, you make a thread about it and it gets derailed by rape jokes.
When your thread gets derailed by rape jokes, you commit murder
when you commet murder you run to the border
When you run too the border, you are legal.
When you are legal, you become a cop.
When you become a cop, you save lives eating donuts
When you save lives by eating donuts, you get raped.
when you get raped, you reflect on how far you've come in your life and your many experiences
When you reflect on your life and experiences, you x
When you X, you Y
When you Y, you should not post - that cat -
when you should not post -that cat-, you are a Dog.
When you are a dog, you smell some shit and piss on a tree.
When you're a tree, you get pissed on.
When you get pissed on, it could be a worse
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When it could be worse, it gets worse.
When it gets worse, you know it is not getting better.
When you know it is not getting any better, you become depressed.
when you become depressed, you are Impressed.
When you're impressed, you get hard from the excitement.
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