when you get hard from the excitement, you realize that your life is just an endless loop of doing things because other things happened, i mean where did it all start? nothing caused that first doing. you kill yourself to break the cycle
when you get hard from the excitement, you break the cycle
When you break the cycle, you have to buy a new one.
When you buy a new cycle, it really needs better brakes.
when it really needs better brakes, you don't have better brakes.
when you don't have better brakes, you get laughed at by all the kids on the black with better brakes
When all the kids on the block laugh at your brakes, you rape them.
when you rape them, you get lynched by their parents.
when you get lynched by their parents, you also get raped
when you also get raped, you should wear a chastity belt.
When you wear a chasity belt, your laptop's boot sector dies
When your laptop's boot sector dies, you annoy IT guys.
When you annoy IT guys, you get hard.
when you get hard, she touches your dick
when she touches your dick, you jizz and start farting
When you jizz and start farting, everything becomes slOw motion
when everything becomes slOw motion, you are Keanu Reeves
when you're keanu reeves, you become a meme
When you become a meme, you :suicide:.
When you :suicide:, you miss and hit someone else.
When you miss and hit someone else, people think you have anger management issues
When people think you have anger management issues, they convince you to seek help.
When they convince you to seek help, you cry like a baby on national TV.
When you cry like a baby on national TV, you get a show on TLC.
When you get a show on TLC, you become a polygamist.
when you become a polygamist, you are sent to jail.
When you are sent to jail, this happens:[video=youtube;Ipq5objRLY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipq5objRLY0&feature=related[/video]
When this happens you suddenly not get raped
when you sudenly not get raped, your doing it right.
When you[B]'re[/B] doing it right, people aren't sure you did anything at all.
When people aren't sure you did anything at all, you get spammed with hatemail until you release the Meet the Pyro update. (HEYOOOOO!)
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