• When you X, you Y.
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When you get Hatemail for Meet the Pyro, you eat a Big Mac.
When you eat a Big Mac, you wonder how much your body hates you.
When you wonder how much your body hates you, you shit.
When you shit, you stand up and flush.
when you flush, you end up in the waste line.
When you end up in the waste line, you pee yourself
When you pee yourself, you attract ants
When you attract ants, the thread slow down
When the thread slows down, your 26mb file download takes 12 mins to download
When your 26mb file download takes 12 mins to download, you stop jerking off momentarily.
When you stop jerking off momentarily, a ninja silenty breaks in your house
When a ninja silently breaks in your house, you whip your dick out
When you whip your dick out, you smell your raunchy ballsack.
When you smell your Raunchy ballsack, you get an erection that hits you in the face.
When you get an erection that hits you in the face, you realize you're retarded
When you realize you're retarded, you start to repost.
When you start to repost, you...get...thrown out of a 53 story building
When you get thrown out of a 53 story building, you find out you're Brazilian.
When you find out your Brazilian, you start calling yourself "The Flash"
When you start calling yourself "The Flash", you discover the sad reality of finding work in the photography industry.
When you discover the sad reality of finding work in the photography industry, you become the most famous photographer of your time.
When you become the most famous photographer of your time you become a self centered cunt
When you become a self-centered cunt, you are doomed to a lonely life full of nights with your right hand.
When you're doomed to a lonely life full of nights with your right hand, you get raped.
When you get raped, you become mentally scarred.
When you become mentally scarred, you rape others.
When you rape others, you set yourself on (metaphorical) fire.
when you set yourself on fire, you need help
when you need help,you eat your own sperm.
when you eat your own sperm, you realize it has nothing to do with being on fire
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