• When you X, you Y.
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when you dont wash your hands before you eat, your food turns into cement
When your food turns into cement, you throw the cement food at the chef.
When you throw the cement food at the chef, you get chased by the chef who is holding a butchers knife.
When you get chased by the chef with a butcher knife, you gonna get [U][I]cut up[/I][/U]
When you gona get cut up you scream like a 5year old with anger issues
When you scream, no-one can hear you. (you're in space)
When your in space, you get rescued by the Heart of Gold.
When you are rescued by the heart of gold, it rapes you.
When it rapes you, you are immortal.
When you are immortal you are not mortal.
When you are not mortal, you become immortal
When you become immortal, you wake up
When you wake up, events that transpired in your dreams have taken place IRL
When you wake up, you are still asleep.
when you're still asleep, you realise you're just another brick in the wall.
When you're another brick in the wall, the wall collapsed and everyone was let loose.
When everyone is loose, they rape you.
When everyone rapes you, you get syphilis
When you get syphilis, you spread it to your enemies.
When you spread syphilis to your enemies, they contract AIDS and pass it to you via rape in revenge
When you get AIDS, people call you gay when they find out.
When people call you gay, you start believing it.
When you believe it, you are.
When you are gay, you engage in random sex with strangers at bath houses.
When you engage in random sex with strangers at bath houses, you get anal fucked by lighting.
When you get anal fucked by lightning, you get electric super powers.
When you get electric super powers, you become a bad guy.
when you become a bad guy, you acquire 99 problems
When you acquire 99 problems, you attempt to deduce whether or not a bitch is one of them.
When you try to deduce whether or not a bitch is one of them, you decide a bitch IS one of them, and you kick your gf out of your apartment.
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