When you decide a bitch is one of your problems and kick your girlfriend out of your apartment, you get assaulted by the man she has been cheating on you with.
When you get assaulted by the man she has been cheating on you with, you decide it's best to chop his head with a cleaver.
When you decide it's best to chop his head with a cleaver, you jack off to the very thought of that.
When you jack off to the very thought of that, you become a goddamn weirdo.
When you become a goddamn weirdo, you play pong
When you play Pong, you go back to the 70's
When you go back to the 70's, you attempt to save disco.
When you attempt to save disco, you get drafted into the army and sent to Vietnam.
When you get drafted into the army and sent to Vietnam, you hire cheap Vietnamese hookers.
When you hire cheap Vietnamese hookers, you have sex.
When you have sex, you realise that it's actually just a blow up doll and you are in fact still a virgin.
When you realise that you are in fact, a virgin, you go on a shooting spree.
When you go on a shooting spree, you accidentally kill all your friends.
When you accidentally kill all your friends, you have to get psychological help
When you need to get psychological help, you go to your friend who claims to be a psychiatrist.
When you go to your friend who claims to be a psychiatrist, he claims that he can help with your problem and then he rapes you.
When your so-called psychiatrist friend rapes you, you feel real good in the anus.
When you feel real good in the anus, you try to feed your new-found addiction by shoving a gerbil in your ass.
When you try to feed your new-found addiction by showing a gerbil in your ass, the gerbil eats your intestines.
When the ass gerbil eats your intestines, you die.
When you die, your flesh rottens and the gerbil runs away
When your flesh rottens and the gerbil runs away, you cant get enough satisfaction because no other gerbil likes rotten flesh.
When you cant get enough satisfaction because no other gerbil likes rotten flesh, you become a slutty zombie.
when you become a slutty zombie, you suck brains you don't eat them, cause you're slutty.... we said suck.
When you suck brains you don't eat them, cause you're slutty.... we said suck, you get undead herpes.
when you get undead herpes,you consult an insane doctor.
When you consult an insane doctor, you bite him and spread your undead herpes.
when you spread your undead herpes, you get attacked by a zombie.
When you get attacked by a zombie, you're knowledge gained from zombie games/movies come to fruition.
When you're knowledge gained from zombie games/movies come to fruition, you're you're knowledge gained from zombie games/movies come to fruition.
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