When you're knowledge gained from zombie games/movies come to fruition, you realize that zombies don't generally attack other zombies.
when you realize that zombies don't generally attack other zombies, you mumble alot
When you mumble alot, you are diagnosed with aspergers.
when you are diagnosed with aspergers, you realized that your very special
When you go into the women's bathroom and wait in the stalls, you rape them when they come in.
When you rape them when they come in, you get non-undead herpes
When you get non-undead herpes (what?), you realize that you've had it all along.
When you realize that you had it all along, you become a hooker to try and make others feel your pain.
When you try and make others fell your pain, chocolate rains from the sky.
When chocolate rains from the sky,prices go sky-high and farmers finally stop growing cocoa.
Edit: Ninjad
When prices go sky-high and farmers finally stop growing cocoa, you don't get your coffee in the morning.
When you don't get your coffee in the morning, you get angry and smash things
When you get angry and smash things, you go to police.
When you go to police, you get deputized
[QUOTE=Silverspar;36132559]Edit: Ninjad
When prices go sky-high and farmers finally stop growing cocoa, you don't get your coffee in the morning.[/QUOTE]
Coffee isn't made from cocoa beans.
When you get deputized, you slowly rise to the top and become county sheriff.
When you slowly rise to the top and become county sheriff, you start abusing your power.
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