• When you X, you Y.
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When you get excited, you get wet.
When you get wet, you're in a shower.
When you shower, you ponder.
When you ponder, you eat lightning
When you eat lightning, you ride the lightning.
when you ride lightning, you become Thor.
When you become Thor, Mickey Mouse starts owning your soul
When Mickey Mouse starts owning your soul, you are inside a block of ice
When you are inside a block of ice, the ice melts and you get melted with it.
when the ice melts and you get melted with it, you become a cool water ghost thing
When you become a cool water ghost thing, you evaporate in the sunlight
When you evaporate in the sunlight, you are a sparkly vampire
When you are a sparkly vampire, you insult Dracula.
when you insult Dracula, you [i]count[/i] the remaining seconds you have to live
When you count the remaining seconds you have to live, you get raped by dracula
When you get raped by dracula, you become a buttvampire
When you become a buttvampire, you lose your dick.
When you lose your dick, you search for it.
When you search for it, you find it somewhere strange.
When you find it somewhere strange, you go on an adventure.
when you go on an adventure, you discover atlantis
When you augment, you never ask for this
When you never ask for this, you dig gold
When you dig gold, you have digged deep
when you digged deep, you aquire a lot of dirt
when you acquire a lot of dirt, you become a dirty boy.
When you aquire dirt, you also aquire bitches
when you also aquire bitches, you show them the strange place where you found your penis
When you have consentual sex, you have succeeded as a Facepuncher.
When you show them the strange place where you found your penis, you lie like a fuck.
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