When you lie like a fuck, people won't trust you anymore.
When people won't trust you anymore, you get eaten by a wolf
When you get eaten by a wolf you try to call for help.
My anus is bleeding!
when you call for help, I kill threads
[QUOTE=Physduke;35826476]My anus is bleeding!
when you call for help, I kill threads[/QUOTE]
When you kill threads, you are choked by an orphan.
when you are choked by an orphan you die (again)
When you die, you are reincarnated as a donkey.
When you are reincarnated as a donkey, you get rode by Jesus
when you get rode by Jesus you become a holy Ass
When you become a holy ass, you fill it up
When you fill it up, you go get a lid.
When you go get a lid, you wiggle your niblets.
When you wiggle your niblets, you start singing the song.
When you start singing a song, you get invited to join a emo band.
When you get invited to join an emo band, you follow your destiny to follow in the footsteps of your great-great-grandfather and join, as said in the great prophecy.
When you follow the steps of your great-great-grandfather, you start turning old quickly.
When you start turning old quickly, you get raped.
When you get raped, you are back to square one.
When you are back to square one, you get raped.
And when you get raped, you get raped again.
When you get raped again, it's time to stop trying.
When it's time to stop trying, you try again harder
When you get raped, you get raped in the mouth.
when you get raped in the mouth, you die a little inside
When you die a little inside, you get a transplant.
When you get a transplant, eventually you become augmented.
when you become augmented, you are a freak
when you are a freak, you get raped
When you get raped, you kick the rapist's ass.
When you kick the rapist's ass, you go to jail for assault.
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