• When you X, you Y.
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when you go to jail for assault you probably won't get raped
When you won't get raped, you ponder how to spend your time there
When you ponder what do with your time, you take drugs.
When you take drugs, time escapes you.
When Time escapes you, you go back to the future.
When you go back to the future, Libyan terrorists shoot you for stealing their uranium.
When Libyan terrorists shoot you for stealing their uranium, you destroy the uranium and die along with the half chunk of earth.
When you destroy the uranium and die along with the half chunk of earth, you get raped.
When you get raped, you kick the rapist's ass.
When you kick the Rapists ass, you do it with Brass Knuckles.
When you do it with brass knuckles you fist someone
When you fist someone, you get teleported to the insides of an asshole.
When you get teleported to the insides of an asshole, you have the urge to bathe in liquid fire.
when you have the urge to bathe in liquid fire, you bathe in liquid fire.
When you have the urge to bathe in liquid fire, you realize you are watching a commercial.
When you realize you are watching a commercial, you change the channel.
When you realize you're watching a commercial, you grab the remote and turn off the TV.
When you turn off the TV, an elephant sits on you
When an elephant sits on you, you start to think about life.
When you start to think about life, you give a moose a muffin.
When you give a moose a mufffin, it flys away but leaves you keys
When you get the keys, you shove them up your ass.
When you shove them up your ass, you get herpes.
When you get herpes, you stop getting raped.
and then you shit on a crap thread
When you get shit on a crap thread, you get shitposts.
When you get shit posts, you get perma'd
When you get perma'd, you get made fun of in the LMAO pics thread.
when you get made fun of in the LMAO pics thread, you get raped.
When you will never stop getting raped, you get a chastity belt.
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