When you get a chastity belt, you go insane from lack of sexual interaction.
When you go insane of sexual interaction, you take off the chastity belt and get raped.
When you take off the chastity belt and get raped, your anus ruptures and all the worms that were feasting on your rectum wriggle their way out into the rapist's urethra.
when your anus ruptures and all the worms that were feasting on your rectum wriggle their way out into the rapist's urethra, your dick turns inside out.
When your dick turns inside out, you piss shit
When you piss shit, you need to go to a doctor.
When you need to go to a doctor, you end up in debt because you don't have health insurance.
When you end up in debt because you don't have health insurance, you decided to call Medibank™
when you decided to call Medibank™, they steal your kidney
When your shit gets repossessed, you lose your anus.
When you lose your anus, feces build up inside of your large intestine
When Feces build up in your large intestine, You die
When you die, You go to Heaven
When you go to heaven, you have to take the stairway to heaven
When you take the stairway to heaven, your legs get very soar.
When your legs get sore, you apply soothing ointment.
When you apply soothing ointment, you get raped
When you get raped, you get rape again
When you get raped again, you're probably gonna wonder why.
When you wonder why, you realize you're not dead, but just really high on acid.
When your high on acid, you fall off a cliff
when you fall of a cliff, you become a will e coyote cliche
When you become a will e coyote cliche, you start to think that an umbrellas are made from graphene.
When you start to think umbrellas are made from graphene, you realize you are god.
And when you are God, you realize your true destiny.
When you realize your True destiny, you go behind the McDonald's Counter.
when you go behind the McDonald's Counter, you sell your car and buy a boat
When you sell your car and buy a boat, shit gets real
then you realize this is a shit thread and your wasting time correcting grammar on the internet and realize that the First World is slowly tearing apart because you all got normal politicians
When shit gets real, stock up on TP
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