• When you X, you Y.
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When you get raped for the millionth time, you clean your asshole with soap.
when you clean your asshole with soap, you purposefully clog your asshole with soap.
when you clog your asshole with soap, you just didn't try hard enough.
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[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;35844310]snip[/QUOTE] When you mess up, you snip.
I snip, you snip
when you snip, you snip
When you snip, you snap
When you snap, you start throwing things
When you start throwing things, your keyboard keeps disconnecting and reconnecting.
When your keyboard keeps disconnecting and reconnecting, you smash it.
when you smash it, you get it broken.
When you get it broken, you RMA it.
When you RMA it, you wait for-fucking-ever to get it back.
What you wait for-fucking ever to get it back, you get eaten by rick santorum.
When you get eaten by rick santorum, you fucked shit up.
When you fucked shit up, you get fired
When you get fired, you find a new job.
When you find a new job, you start flirting with your boss's secretary.
when you start flirting with your boss's secretary. you lose your job.
When you lose your job, you don't have money.
When you don't have money, you leech welfare instead.
When you are on welfare, you do drugs
When you do drugs, you start reviewing stuff on the internet
When you start reviewing stuff on the internet, you have no life.
When you have no life, you realize the meaning of life.
When you realize the meaning of life, you start climbing
When you start climbing, you fall
When you fall, you pick yourself back up
when you pick yourself up, you celebrate by faping
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