[QUOTE=robotman5;31886248]what the hell did i just read.[/QUOTE]
the words of our messiah
To prevent them happening, don't aim to the mouth.
Shoot for the stars... :v:
best self-headshot evar!
don't go firin guns tho
[QUOTE=Rama214;31886634]To prevent them happening, don't aim to the mouth.[/QUOTE]
But that's the most fun way to do it
Save it up, throw it at someone you hate. Fill paintball canisters with it. Save it up get a huge jar and
prank your friend by saying its milk.
*On topic*
Call a doctor , stop fapping that much
[QUOTE=falcont2t;31885146]i usually fap to a sock [/QUOTE]
Well, that's a bit weird. I've never heard of a sock fetish before. But hey, whatever turns you on, I guess.
Use a condom. It takes a bit longer but takes care of the sperm issue.
Just eat it, tastes good if you eat lots of sweet food like pineapple, orange, kiwi, mango, ect.
Don't fight it. Your neck is there to protect your mouth.
Can we trade testicles.
You want what I have, and I want what you have.
Paint a target on your wall (or ceiling). Your accuracy will increase with practise.
Number the rings and try to get a new highscore everytime!
sticky this thread now
pun intended
I came, i saw...
Actually i accidentally came into my face, so i no longer can see....
"Hello, Police Department here, what's the emergency?"
"Help! Come quick!"
"I'm sorry, sir, please tell us what has happened."
"Help!"
"Please tell me the emergency."
"[i]There's been a cumshot accident.[/i]"
Generic reply time:
put it into a super soaker
have a water gun fight with a friend
profit
Put baby powder on next time. That usually works.
[QUOTE=Streecer;31885727]golden thread[/QUOTE]
The golden isn't even here.
Quit your psycho babble.
I remember one time I was fapping to hentai (don't make fun of me)
And I though I could view just one more chapter, but I ended up releasing it in my pants. I decided to read the rest of the chapter then I went to go change my boxers.
fap without cumming
what is this.. i dont even
put your penis inside a vagina or an asshole that usually helps contain the cum
Cum in your mouth and swallow it. No mess!
[QUOTE=KingKombat;31947873]fap without cumming[/QUOTE]
And enjoy the inevitable wet dream
Drill a hole in your wall. Jizz into it until it overflows.
Drill another hole next to it, repeat until your house is held up by your seed.
Knock through the drywall and plaster and all, and you will have your own house of jizz.
I want your testicles so bad OP.
So when are we doing the switch-a-roo
You can't store it unless you put it in a freezer or something, the sperm dies after 2 days or so outside of a uterus
[editline]26th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=KingKombat;31947873]fap without cumming[/QUOTE]
That's unhealthy as it dries and causes problems with your pee pee
Ugh jizz tastes nasty....
I'd just release on to the floor.
If you have thick carpet that isn't a light, easily stained color.
[QUOTE=eninco;31951723]Ugh jizz tastes nasty....
I'd just release on to the floor.
If you have thick carpet that isn't a light, easily stained color.[/QUOTE]
What. er
Just jizz into a tissue or something
[QUOTE=obdob;31951873]What. er
Just jizz into a tissue or something[/QUOTE]
Tissues are for noses boy.
Besides I don't have tissues available most of the time.
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