[QUOTE=eninco;31951913]Tissues are for noses boy.
Besides I don't have tissues available most of the time.[/QUOTE]
But frequently jizzing on the carpet...
A cum encrusted carpet...
Er...
Tissues or toilet paper is usually the easiest and the least messy way.
[editline]26th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=obdob;31952058]But frequently jizzing on the carpet...[/QUOTE]
I imagine that after a while, it would become REALLY crusty.
[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;31948095]put your penis inside a vagina or an asshole that usually helps contain the cum[/QUOTE]
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Jizz on your hand, lick fingers clean, problem solved.
Fap in the shower
-Noise and privacy of a nice hot shower makes it impossible to get caught
-Your hands should be soapy and slippy
-Then your seed slides down the drain nice and easy
Look out for my new book Fapping 101: You're horny and you love it.
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[QUOTE=Nemisis116;31952811]Fap in the shower
-Noise and privacy of a nice hot shower makes it impossible to get caught
-Your hands should be soapy and slippy
-Then your seed slides down the drain nice and easy
Look out for my new book Fapping 101: You're horny and you love it.
[IMG]http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp330/MotokoAramaki/Games/pipboy-thumbs-up.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I don't think having soapy hands is a good idea
[QUOTE=Stroudie;31953142]I don't think having soapy hands is a good idea[/QUOTE]
You have to master getting the perfect ammount of soap, to where it isn't too slippery and you don't
have super dry hands that hurt your dick.
It's all in the book.
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