If you had the opportunity, would you rather meet Steve Jobs or Bill Gates?

[tuvan]

steve jobs is so stupid so he sits on tv and watch the sofa

[limulus54]

[QUOTE=Ibutsu;20341986]Steve Jobs. But unlike the rest of you, I don't have plans on murdering him.[/QUOTE]

why not? as someone who owns an apple product, you've got more reason than most of us.

[BlackDeath292]

Bill Gates so I could suck his dick for money.

[Snoberry]

Steve Jobs.

So I can cave his skull in with a baseball bat.

[Ibutsu]

[QUOTE=limulus54;20343423]why not? as someone who owns an apple product, you've got more reason than most of us.[/QUOTE]

How does that make it more likely for me to kill him? :raise:

[R4iden]

Bill Gates cuz' he's awesome and has a nice jumper

[DemonDog]

Gates.

[BmB]

Bill is a visionary. Jobs is a fashion icon.

Easy choice really.

[Mr Drover]

Probably Bill because Jobs is an arrogant douchebag.

[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Technology/images-2/steve-jobs.jpg[/img]

He even looks like an asshole.

[L_Dawg]

Jobs, so I can give him a few suggestions for other products. Some improvement can be done and I don't think raging would solve anything.

Also have you noticed their name formulas? Generic first name, plural common noun last name.

[Knutmora]

Bill Gates, so i could thank him for making Windows. :buddy:

[BmB]

Who'd rather meet Ballmer? >:D

[pr00ch]

I would say to both : Your OS sucks
GET A LIFE

Oh my god Microsoft fan-boys ahead

[Best4bond]

[QUOTE=Best4bond;20341307]ill tell bill gates whats wrong with bing...

Then beat him up and invite some friends over and play piggie in the middle with his [B]Microsoft[/B] laptop[/QUOTE]

I fixed it

[Cuel]

[QUOTE=limulus54;20343423]why not? as someone who owns an apple product, you've got more reason than most of us.[/QUOTE]

zing of the month, good job