Plainly describe a TV show, Movie, or Game in a way that makes no one want to watch it.

[That Deer]

-snip, late-

[Bordey]

[QUOTE=Jesus Crits;44234938]Civilization series[/QUOTE]
You try to create a thriving empire. Barbarians are fucking everywhere raiding your towns and France is constantly conquering your lands, so you just end up twiddling your thumbs for the 4 hours the game is gonna last. Have fun.

[QUOTE=Lunakrypt;44234945]Airplane.[/QUOTE]
A bunch of people go on a flight. There is slight turbulence.

Simcity 5

[Jebediah]

Build cities that are never good enough.

Max Payne 3

[Maxumym]

You're trying to maintain a city as a mayor while a bunch of corporate pricks close up your office constantly.
Kill la Kill.

[damnatus]

you make things from cubes and pretend they're real and have a purpose

[sp]guess the game[/sp]

[The_J_Hat]

[QUOTE=Jebediah;44243001]

Max Payne 3[/QUOTE]

A man starts drinking, and then tries to stop.

[editline]15th March 2014[/editline]

Breaking Bad

[The Stills]

A chemistry teacher makes a series of increasingly bad decisions.

Shadow of the Colossus

[boxama]

Man jumps on big giant stone statues to kill big giant stone statues.

Twilight

[Cabbage]

It's like reading a book but all the characters you like die. All the time.

Supernatural

[SniperComZero]

-snip was ninjured- Bad acting... I guess?

Nuclear Dawn

[Outro-intro]

Something nuclear happened during the day (not during the morning, around dawn.)

The muppets.

[DMGaina]

Some guys have their hands in the asses of puppets making bad jokes... basicly like pre-school TV

Deadly Premonition

[Golgo 13]

a weird detective discovers zombie stuff

reno 911

[GrizzlyBear]

Cop comedy.

Men of War Assault Squad.

[Marksman117]

you shoot things on a map you can't find anyone on

Arma 3

[Doomish]

You go to war and probably die. It's very realistic.

Alan Wake (American Nightmare optional)

[londonbeckett]

If Stephen King decided to make video games.

Mass Effect.

[aNoire]

some super unkillable hero (Pretty sure Mass Effect isn't a TV show) takes on a alien race, killing friends along the way and ultimately making all of your past choices void.

Arrow.

[kitten44332]

A dumbass returns from an island and fights crime. (Haven't seen it yet, sorry. :v)

Danganronpa.

[Doomish]

The world's best Kill All of your Classmates via Courtroom Drama Simulator on the market

[editline]e[/editline]

The Happening

[wotman]

Nature gives the middle finger to everyone

24 (tv series)

[Keys]

People flying around in metal cans, shooting at computers in other metal tin cans. Then there's some moral bullshit about man and technology.

(Battlestar Galactica)

[Sockem]

[QUOTE=wotman;44258499]
24 (tv series)[/QUOTE]

You watch somebody pull an all-nighter, hour by hour

The Twilight Zone

[DrugPup]

Spooky things happen, people go crazy and die.

Team Fortress 2

[Dr. Ocsid]

Wear hats and brag about them while denouncing people who don't have them.

The Truman Show

[macotaco]

a guy is part of a reality tv show

south park

[DrugPup]

Makes offensive jokes about everyone and everything.

Red Dead Redemption

[SniperComZero]

Some Cowboy goes around killing bandits.

Starbound

[Bordey]

Unfinished ripoff of Terraria

Terraria

[DrugPup]

2D Minecraft

Super Meat Boy