Plainly describe a TV show, Movie, or Game in a way that makes no one want to watch it.

[Pennywisе]

Grand Theft Auto, but with no cars and more horseshoe throwing competitions.

John Carpenter's The Thing

[Sergeant Stacker]

[QUOTE=Pennywise;44143966]Grand Theft Auto, but with no cars and more horseshoe throwing competitions.

John Carpenter's The Thing[/QUOTE]

A bunch of guys in Antarctica have a close encounter with an alien, then they get paranoid and start burning shit.

Team Fortress 2

[Doomish]

Nine dudes with guns fight with clones of themselves over a big pit of gravel.

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Max Payne 3.

[kiloy]

Guy with guns can slomo dive and shoot.

Path of Exile

[yourbreakfsat]

Some guy walks a path and gets exiled.

Airplane!

[clubpixel]

Some shitty chef makes the pilot of a plane sick so he can't fly the plane, so it's up to some big egoed fighter pilot guy to land the plane.

Modern Family

[MazerRackham]

Roseanne, but with gays.

The Green Mile

[kiloy]

A mile that is apparently green

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series

[draugur]

Vodka and Radiation simulator

When Mars Attacks!

[R-money]

Bones, A Ladie that knows stuff about bones n' shit

[MazerRackham]

Alien vs Celebrity Cameo

Schindlers List

[Native Hunter]

a list made by schindler

Game of Thrones

[MazerRackham]

Dicks'n'Dragons

Demolition Man

[Trainbike]

An idiot from a bygone era doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

Zeno Clash

[yourbreakfsat]

A video game with fighting.

PAYDAY 2

[Zombini]

[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;44144584]A video game with fighting.

PAYDAY 2[/QUOTE]

A group of guys walk into a bank wearing funny masks.

Resident Evil

[WishesForFishes]

It's another game where you shoot zombies.

Fallout. (Any of them)

[cardfan212]

Some bombs blew up and now a bunch of people have wrinkly skin.

Deus Ex

[Funley]

Deus Ex is a game about a guy who has yellow glasses.

Kerbal Space Program.

[MazerRackham]

Not rocket science, but explosive sadism.

Skyrim

[ScottyWired]

The only thing more repetitive than the monsters and dungeons is the number of times that's already been mentioned.

World of Tanks

[wotman]

Driving and pushing a button over and over again to shoot things

Stargate

[Durrsly]

a guy and his grandson do stuff

Rick and Morty
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You live your normal life

Animal Crossing

[Chaotic Lord]

You walk around doing everyday activities.

Ghostbusters.

[kaze4159]

Some guys walk around in weird suits vacuuming things

Hotline Miami

[Jordax]

A game wherein you take objectives from a phone.

Rising Storm

[Saturn V]

An old guy gets cancer and just cooks meth

breaking bad

[MrRoberto471]

Two guys and a Camper van with Meth... Alot of Meth.

Top Gear

[Revanold]

Three tools driving cars they can't afford

Adventure Time

[yourbreakfsat]

A kid and his dog go on adventures.

Tommy Boy