Plainly describe a TV show, Movie, or Game in a way that makes no one want to watch it.

[artdeco]

87 minute long corporate circlejerk

Far Cry

[Demeschik]

a movie by Uwe Boll [sp]there actually is one[/sp]

Spiderman (1994)

[The-Happy-Emo]

An outdated, linear action game with shoddy graphics, limited weapons and you don't play as a tacticool military guy...

Minecraft.

[Last or First]

Lego ripoff as a video game.

Gurren Lagann

[Nitronik]

flashy jailbait

PAYDAY 2

[KeelMobeel]

[QUOTE=NitronikALT;44172373]PAYDAY 2[/QUOTE]
bag throwing simulator

Pokemon

[IlluminatiRex]

A boy participates in an animal fighting ring and becomes champion.

Mount and Blade: Warband

[Jordax]

Authentic middle-age simulator without dying of the plague.

Killing Floor

[Bordey]

[QUOTE=bdd458;44172634]A boy participates in an animal fighting ring and becomes champion.

Mount and Blade: Warband[/QUOTE]

(That's actually a very interesting way to describe Pokemon)

[QUOTE=Jordax;44172683]Authentic middle-age simulator without dying of the plague.

Killing Floor[/QUOTE]

You kill monsters and get money that you spend so you can kill more monsters.

Path of Exile

[Double-Deq'er]

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;44172686](That's actually a very interesting way to describe Pokemon)

You kill monsters and get money that you spend so you can kill more monsters.

Path of Exile[/QUOTE]

You wander around and kill shit.

Super Mario Bros all of them

[Bordey]

Adventures of a plumber who likes to jump.

Minecraft

[Funley]

Minecraft is game which is squares.

GTA V

[Cuon Alpinus]

A bunch of middle aged dudes shoot shit with a black kid.

Hey Arnold!

[Mr.Pilot]

A show about how the shape of heads can be similar to footballs.

Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

[thatswordguy]

You talk to cats and pay fines

Double Dare 2000

[Zoran]

[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;44173220]You talk to cats and pay fines

Double Dare 2000[/QUOTE]

People answer questions and do shit.

Dark Souls

[ValentinaVangoat]

You die. A lot. And some nerd goes on about the sun or something. Then you die again.

Half Life 2.

[Zoran]

Science and talking

Peggle

[Sylveon]

casual unicorn puzzle game

age of empires II

[Zillamaster55]

some game that people shit themselves over because of "nostalgia" or whatever

Kingdom Hearts

[Missing User]

Darker and edgier disney

Dark souls

[ThePhantom456]

You go around killing extremely challenging enemies and unraveling bits and pieces of a very long story.

Family Guy

[Bee York]

Family Guy is a show about a family who has to deal with each others' company.

Unreal Tournament

[Sergeant Stacker]

[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;44186070]Family Guy is a show about a family who has to deal with each others' company.

Unreal Tournament[/QUOTE]

People violently kill each other for sport.

Gone Home.

[Vintage Thatguy]

You walk around a house.

Binding of Isaac

[ForNoReason]

you are a naked kid, trapped in a cellar, that cries too much

skullgirls

[Jays2Kings]

Undead women trying to kill each other

Pacific Rim

[The_J_Hat]

It takes place in a world where special shit goes for $10 grand.

LA Confidential

[MazerRackham]

The LAPD hires an Australian and a New Zealander as detectives, presumably for their incredible cultural capacity for racism.

Deadwood

[The Stills]

a fucking show about fucking cowboys, you cocksucker.

Red Dead Redemption