Plainly describe a TV show, Movie, or Game in a way that makes no one want to watch it.

[SmashingGood]

A fucking game about fucking cowboys, you cocksucker.

inFAMOUS

[Funktastic Dog]

A game where you play a guy who's job used to be a courier but now he's unemployed.

Game of Thrones

[ForNoReason]

People die and incest

Megaman X

[IlluminatiRex]

[QUOTE=for no reason;44187969]People die and incest

Megaman X[/QUOTE]
A blue boy throws pills at people.

Max Payne 3

[Brochacho]

An old angry man drinks a lot and feels sorry for himself for 10 hours

Fallout: New Vegas

[Snickerdoodle]

Some guy goes around a wasteland collecting snowglobes for a dead guy.

Finding Nemo

[Bordey]

Girl gets a new fish.

South Park

[vizard38]

Young boys partaking in satirical, social commentary.

House of Cards

[Alrækinn]

Get this, some guy, makes, wait wait it gets better, he makes a house pfffft out of cards

Gundam 0079

[DiscoMelon]

[QUOTE=Mr.95;44190383]Get this, some guy, makes, wait wait it gets better, he makes a house pfffft out of cards

Gundam 0079[/QUOTE]

People wearing oversized armor
Dragon's Dogma

[Funktastic Dog]

A game where you walk around for an hour and then click a few buttons before walking around for an hour.

Blade Runner

[MazerRackham]

Humans who may be robots hunt robots who may be human.

The Big Lebowski

[Banhfunbags]

-SNIP-

[XNiggerHunter88X]

A guy tries to find his stolen rug

Ed, Edd, n Eddy

[Ganix565]

a few mentally deficient delinquents make a couple quarters by scamming some other kids

jarhead

[The_J_Hat]

A war movie without the war.

Argo

[relinquish]

3 Guys with cameras walk around in abandoned places with abso-fucking-lutely nothing happens at all

Ghost Adventures.

[clubpixel]

people go into empty rooms and get scared

suite life of zack and cody

[Jebediah]

Two twins go around and do shit.

MGS4

[Spudgun]

A depressed old man tries to stop another old man from taking over the world.

Mortal Kombat

[The Stills]

Street Fighter, but with more blood.

God of War

[gk99]

qtes and platforming
Counter-Strike

[artdeco]

a bunch of assholes and a bunch of anti-assholes have tea parties and sometimes share presents

Left 4 Dead

[I AM THE LAW]

Men with huge muscles and little clothing trying to pound you.

Aqua teen show/movie

[yourbreakfsat]

A movie about a teenager that swims.

The Naked Gun

[MazerRackham]

Comedy about incompetent police elevated into high-brow satire by the presence of OJ Simpson not causing any comment.

Predator

[Bordey]

A guy goes hunting.

Alien vs Predator

[Datzy]

You walk around for a while to look for someone, find them, then walk around a little more and then drive and then walk again.
[B]Half-Life 2[/B]

Ride a BMX.
[b]Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[/b]

[XNiggerHunter88X]

Read how the thread goes, describe the post above you not any game you want.

Also:
Mute man throws barrels at things for 12 hours

and

Learn what if feels like to live in an LA ghetto

Kirby (any game)

[MazerRackham]

Smiling testicle devours all in its path.

Flight Of The Navigator