Plainly describe a TV show, Movie, or Game in a way that makes no one want to watch it.

[gk99]

Stealth game where walls of light kill you

[editline]13th March 2014[/editline]

Alan Wake

[Ninja Nub[NOR]]

you shine lights at dark men

metal gear

[matt000024]

A gear that is metal.

Fight Club

[Blobbob95]

A club where you Fight... A lot

Mike Tyson's Punch Out

[S31-Syntax]

[QUOTE=Blobbob95;44223482]A club where you Fight... A lot

Mike Tyson's Punch Out[/QUOTE]

old ass street fighter tryhard

[editline]13th March 2014[/editline]

tetris

[SassPD22]

falling tetrominos

Black Mesa

[gary spivey]

A direct copy of a 14-year old game

Citizen Kane

[Spudgun]

An old man dies while thinking about his sled

The Sims

[Sentomi]

Watching people walk around in their homes spouting incomprehensible jibber-jabber.

Space Dandy.

[S31-Syntax]

[QUOTE=Sentomi;44224541]Watching people walk around in their homes spouting incomprehensible jibber-jabber.

Space Dandy.[/QUOTE]

space exploration adventure #567

Stargate (Movie)

[Funley]

It's a movie about a thing that takes you to places.

Phineas and Ferb

[OtherMech]

[QUOTE=Funley;44225666]It's a movie about a thing that takes you to places.

Phineas and Ferb[/QUOTE]

Generic Disney channel show where two brothers get into kooky situations.

Starfox 64

[matt000024]

Some furry space game.

Doom

[Virtanen]

Man does bodily harm to pigs and other things

Braveheart

[ForNoReason]

Mel Gibson plays a Scottish dude the movie

Indie Game: the Movie

[The Stills]

Neckbeards crying about making games.

Drive

[Death_God]

you drive

ghostbusters

[Hunter-Spy]

Ghosts gets busted.

Seinfeld.

[The Stills]

It's a show about nothing.

Army of Darkness

[Sockem]

Duke Nukem before Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem

[Teeteegone]

a man chews bubblegum

planetside 2

[Blobbob95]

[QUOTE=Extronic;44228291]some stupid fps

red dawn[/QUOTE]

People shooting and screaming Wolverines!

Borderlands

[yourbreakfsat]

A land where there are many borders. A bunch of people look for money.

Dead Trigger 2

[Massaki]

Your trigger literally doesn't work

Scrubs (TV Show)

[Sockem]

Doctors that have swag; M*A*S*H for hipsters

Gilligan's Island

[MazerRackham]

A three hour tour drags on a little long.

The Simpsons

[XNiggerHunter88X]

A television company beating a dead horse that's been splattered with yellow dye

Gravity (the movie)

[Springrolls]

Falling.

Top Gear

[emmkai]

Three guys cock about in really expensive cars

Naruto

[Dr. Ocsid]

A teenager who wants to be the boss of everyone.

Rick and Morty