Plainly describe a TV show, Movie, or Game in a way that makes no one want to watch it.

[Bordey]

Life of a boring kid who has terrible parents and a drunk grandpa.

Cortex Command

[Blobbob95]

protect your brain with robots

Rust

[The_J_Hat]

[URL="http://facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=415"]Has this as a subforum.[/URL]

Se7en

[MeowMeow]

[QUOTE=Blobbob95;44230159]protect your brain with robots

Rust[/QUOTE]

Caveman Porn

Team Fortress 2

[editline]13th March 2014[/editline]

snip (late)

[MazerRackham]

Millinery madness.

Futurama

[Blobbob95]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;44230233]Caveman Porn

Team Fortress 2

[/QUOTE]

Too many Snipers on one team

Contra

[Kartoffel]

Rambo ripoffs fight baddies

Prometheus

[Bordey]

[QUOTE=Blobbob95;44230279]Contra[/QUOTE]
Like the Arnie movie Commando but not as high definition.

[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;44230225]
Se7en[/QUOTE]
Cops try to catch a criminal.

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;44230314]Prometheus[/QUOTE]
Scifi flick with a bad ending.

Antichamber

[BlueAndGray]

You're gonna have headaches playing this.

Splinter Cell

[Payphone]

Play a stealth game where enemies are unable to see the blinding green lights on your suit.

How about Metal Gear Solid?

[ForNoReason]

[del]box fort simulator[/del] wait that sounds too fun
nanomachines

Facepunch

[Bordey]

Survive endless hordes of elitists and bad jokes

Family Guy

[Novangel]

Snip

[Nach0s!]

A dumb fat guy has lots of flashbacks.

Good Burger

[ForNoReason]

a fuckup and a much less of a fuckup work at fast food

titanic

[Virtanen]

Celine Dion

Inception

[Teeteegone]

some dudes dream

titanfall

[-xxsetshotxx-]

Call of Duty: Modern Ghosts at War Ops 3: Supernumerary Boogaloo

-

The Departed

[Virtanen]

Irish sopranos

2001: Space Odyssey

[gary spivey]

I can't describe it as I fell asleep 5 minutes in

The Dark Knight Rises

[BlueAndGray]

Some guy who thinks he's part bat fights some weird crazy guy

Ratchet & Clank

[Bordey]

A cat drags his toy robot around everywhere.

Stargate SG-1

[Col. Buggernuts]

A bunch of Americans wander around in mostly forested areas.

Babylon 5

[Samiam]

Something something aliens something something outer space something something total ripoff of star trek

La-Mulana

[Chilblain]

Some asshole runs around whipping things for no good reason and gets struck by lightning a lot.

Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine

[Dr. Ocsid]

Play as rainbow colored dishonest people.

Super Mario Galaxy.

[Doomish]

A tiny chubby man in overalls flies around the universe picking up stars as if they wouldnt be blazing hot to the touch

Borderlands 2

[XNiggerHunter88X]

A huge dick yells at you while you kill the same boss over and over trying to get a weapon slightly better than your current while a robot spits dated memes at you.

Poker night at the inventory series

[Jesus Crits]

Bunch of washed up people get around and play a boring card game.

Civilization series

[Lunakrypt]

4 mentally challenged people play poker.

Airplane.