[QUOTE=I REDSTAR I;26235945]At the Gym i go to people often place their items in lockers, without locks. While no one steals anything i have a good idea to make them think twice. I plan to buy those cheap combo locks stroll in one day find such a locker with stuff in it, place the lock and write down the code for my eyes only. Then in perfect handwriting place a note which entitles, "Dear Sir/Madam you have been choosen for an experiment, one in which your wits will be tested, one in which to unlock your life....50$ must be placed into (insert paypal account here) to get your valuables back, Good Day."
Thoughts?[/QUOTE]
bolt cutters.
Ok master trolling plan:
1 go to a stop light of a busy road.
2 play this song. (full blast)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnCk0uGwFZI[/media]
3 keep a coolface.
4 drive away.
Dress up in a suit and tie, put awesome sunglasses on, and carry something that could look like a gun at first glance. Run up to a random person, grab their shoulders, scream 'WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?'
They'll reply, "2010", and then you yell "I STILL HAVE TIME!", pull out your 'gun' and run down the street with it
That person will then think you were some kind of super-badass secret agent or think that some huge shit is about to go down
Not really trolling, but I just thought it would be fun to do
1. Practice sounding like the friend you want to prank. Repeat until it sounds believable.
2. Gather a group of +2 Friends.
2A. (Optional) Gather the friend you want to pranks Girlfriend/Wife.
3. Pick the optimal moment; When your friend isnt facing the others or he's leaving the room for a moment.
4. Yell out "FUCK YOU ALL"/"I HATE YOU"/"-Your own choice-" in his voice.
5. Proceed to laugh as rage insues.
6. :fuckyou:
STOP COPYING ME
STOP COPYING ME
STOP
STOP
DUDE SERIOUSLY
DUDE SRSLY
IM NOT KIDDING
IM NOT KIDDING
I'M A HUGE FAGGOT AND SUCK MAJOR DONKEY DICK
:silence+trollface:
Man I just did it this how it went:
Friend:Ive beeen playin xbox in bed from 10 until now and i havent moved since dinner :)
Me:Hey man xbox sucks.
Friend:Fuck you Nigger
Then I deleted my message and this is what happened next:
Friend:Ive beeen playin xbox in bed from 10 until now and i havent moved since dinner :)
Friend:Fuck you Nigger
Me:Hey man, you alright there? Looks like you got multiple personality disorder.
Did I do it right :/
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;26236025]:frog: People I come across who say,"I'm 14,15,16,or 18 years old" are actually an little immature 12 or 11 year-old runt.[/QUOTE]
I think you missed 17, or have you never crossed a 17-year old before?
[QUOTE=MedicWine;26278499]"Hey you dropped your pocket" (points down)
Works every time.[/QUOTE]
Or you can say "watch out for the poop." when someone walks by you.
[QUOTE=OBOESHOES;26302608]Or you can say "watch out for the poop." when someone walks by you.[/QUOTE]
Another one that sometimes works is "Hey your socks untied"
[QUOTE=Zoidbear;26301321]Dress up in a suit and tie, put awesome sunglasses on, and carry something that could look like a gun at first glance. Run up to a random person, grab their shoulders, scream 'WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?'
They'll reply, "2010", and then you yell "I STILL HAVE TIME!", pull out your 'gun' and run down the street with it
That person will then think you were some kind of super-badass secret agent or think that some huge shit is about to go down
Not really trolling, but I just thought it would be fun to do[/QUOTE]
That reminds me of the story where they guy was walking to work in a suit and a lady almost got hit by a bus, and he jumped out and saved her, and when she said thank you he talked into his cufflink and said "Target safe. Mission comlete." and walked away.
Tomorrow, as you all know, is Black Friday. My mother and I, (I believe) will be going out for some shopping. I think that I'm going to try and find my afro wig, put on my Bob Marley shirt, and carry around a bible screaming: "This is your Reverand of Saving, this 32' LCD TV is off $100! CAN A BROTHER GET AN AMEN?" Or something. Any other troll ideas for Black Friday (if we decide to go that is) would be appreciated.
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