What's rectangular, usually white, and could kill you if it lands on you?
[sp]A refrigerator[/sp]
One liner.
US Coastguard - putting the cost in coast.
What's white and looks like a car?
A car!
Knock knock
whos there?
oink oink
oink oink who?
make your mind up, are you a pig or a pidgeon
What's brown and sticky?
[sp]A stick[/sp]
[QUOTE=RobL;51473620]What's brown and sticky?
[sp]A stick[/sp][/QUOTE]
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
[sp]Dr Dre[/sp]
What's brown, ugly and smelly?
[sp]The queue at KFC[/sp]
"knock knock"
*opens door* hello
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
[sp]Attire[/sp]
What do you call a rock band full of neurotics?
OC/DC
why is six afraid of seven?
[sp]Because seven is a registered six offender.[/sp]
I'm not certain as to what kind of 'bad' the title is asking for, even at the second page. Here I go.
What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave?
[sp]I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.[/sp]
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What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
[sp]Acne doesn't come on your face until you're thirteen.[/sp]
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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
[sp]Trying to fit in.[/sp]
What's the worst thing about pedophiles?
[sp]They're fucking immature assholes.[/sp]
I'm gonna try and keep these themed. Tomorrow's post will be about the Holocaust!
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