mouth-breathers eating food
people chewing with their mouth open
my sister wears the same band shirt as me, and vice-versa (we have similar taste in music).
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This fucking thing. I've posted some long winded rants about it in the past few days but I'm just going to blanket them with it's pointless and annoying as shit.
Noises of the human body.
This includes people swallowing loudly, snorting and coughing excessively, Smacking their lips.
I always hide my anger because it's fairly common, but it makes me tense up whenever i'm near someone who does stuff like that.
People with open mouth syndrome. I know 2 motherfucking people with gross ass yellow buck teeth with their mouth open and lips unfurled so you can see their motherfucking cankerous gums. Then the smell of their unwashed oral fumes hits you and you pass out. They look so fucking dumb too.
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Also anyone eating a sandwich \ burger. Why the fuck do you open your mouth so goddamn wide? you just need to open it wide enough to accomodate the food. You don't need to open it so wide and make it look like you are trying to release an almighty fus ro dah upon the world.
More Peeves:
People who act like they can do something, although in reality, they fucking can't. For example, there's this German chatroom I visit often, and there's a moderator there. He's some old fart who's German is terrible, and he will not let you correct him. I corrected him on the gender of "welt" and he flipped out on me. I hate people who act like this. It's terrible.
People who are extremely homophobic and dislike you/hate you for being gay. Annoys me a lot.
People who yell for everything. And people who eat with their mouth open.
I could rant on for ages, but I'm going to shorten it to just two points.
1: Helplessness
Modern humans are, more often than not, the most helpless fuckwits that have existed in hundreds of years. People don't want to fix anything. At all. Say someone gets a flat tire on a nice, sunny, 70 degree spring day. They have everything in the car they need to change it. Yet what do they do? They call fucking AAA and have someone else drive out there and change the tire for them! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Then there's how people are too lazy to do basic maintenance on things...though that also ties in with my second point. They also don't want to do anything on their own. Why should they open the door to the store? It should have automatic doors. Why should they have to walk up those stairs? Plonk an escalator down, goddammit. Ugh. Lazy, helpless twats run this world.
2: Something broke? Throw it away!
In addition to being fucking useless with a spanner, modern man is also fucking stupid with their money. It's not at all uncommon for people to pick up a lawnmower for free, one consigned to the scrapheap, only to find it needs a simple spark plug servicing and an oil change to get it running as good as new. A job that only requires half an hour of labor, $15 in parts, and three basic hand tools to complete is too much for the helpless whelp that is modern man, so instead, the lawnmower is consigned to scrap and another one is bought to the tune of $150-$200. Smart individuals then take this free mower, put $15 into it, and get a $150-$200 machine for absolute pennies. Even more mind boggling is when they do this to a lawn tractor. They can't be assed to change the belts on their two year old $1500 machine, so they [i]throw it away and buy another.[/i] What. The. Fuck!? Pretty much anything on store shelves is built around this. Even cars. Everything is 'disposable' because nobody can be fucked to take care of it. Everything is sold with fluids that last the lifetime of whatever they're in because the lifetime of that object is scarcely longer than the warranty itself. Nobody's going to bother changing that fluid anyway, so it's just called a lifetime fluid and everyone shrugs.
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Also anyone eating a sandwich \ burger. Why the fuck do you open your mouth so goddamn wide?[/quote] To accomodate the burger, of course. Burgers are usually pretty fucking tall, so you need to open your mouth quite a ways to get it in there.
When people try to talk to me when I'm eating and people who talk with their mouth full, it's disgusting.
[QUOTE=The golden;39030165]Everything you've said so is agreeable but I don't think this is the best example.
I don't know how to change a tire. Attempting to do so would probably result in putting myself or my passengers safety on the line. It's a skill I will probably pick up later in life - but until then I will get someone with that skill to do it for me. Automobiles and half-assed jobs don't mix very well.[/QUOTE]
Changing a flat tire is something anyone with a driver's license should be able to do. It's even detailed word-for-word in the vehicle operator's manual, and if your owners manual is long gone, 5 minutes of googling will have it detailed for your car. It's...not difficult at all. I'd even say it's easier than driving the car in the first place. I could understand calling for help if the hardware you have isn't suiable...spare's flat, jack doesn't work, can't break the lugnuts loose due to corrosion, something like that...but most of the time everything's on hand. I don't mean to sound rude or cold or anything, but it honestly boggles my mind that some people won't even attempt to change a flat when conditions to do so couldn't be better. I've seen it countless times...minimal traffic, nice weather, wide shoulder with plenty of room to change the tire without getting creamed, new car that isn't corroded, spare leaning against the flat, and they're in the driver's seat on the phone instead of changing it and being on their way.
Besides, the longer you sit on the shoulder helpless while waiting for AAA the more likely you are to be creamed by a sleepy trucker or a distracted suburbanite soccer mom. It should only take 15 minutes or so to change a flat, 20 or 30 if the hardware is rusty, whereas it takes an hour for AAA to show up at all on average. You're putting everyone at more risk calling AAA than you would be if you got out and changed the tire.
[QUOTE=The golden;39030165]Everything you've said so is agreeable but I don't think this is the best example.
I don't know how to change a tire. Attempting to do so would probably result in putting myself or my passengers safety on the line. It's a skill I will probably pick up later in life - but until then I will get someone with that skill to do it for me. Automobiles and half-assed jobs don't mix very well.[/QUOTE]
But changing the tire is really easy, jack the car, remove the nuts from the flat tire wheel, replace tire, screw nuts back in, remove jack.
Yesterday I was at a mall, and I start walking down this one corridor. There's this elderly man smoking. There's no out of the way designated smoking zones. This kind of bothers me, because nobody wants to breathe that shit in while you have a smoke out in public amid random fucking pedestrians. So, I keep walking, trying to distance myself from him. It seems that the smell is just as strong on the complete opposite end of the lane than it was right behind him. I look, and there's some other dude, sitting in the middle, having a cigarette. Gross. So, I try to speed past him and the elderly man.
And then there's another smoker. And another. The whole fucking aisle is filled with smokers. I checked, it definitely wasn't a smoking zone. And if it was, then what poor planning, because these people are not out of the way. The lane was clearly meant for people to browse shops, not get several lungfuls of shit. So I just start running to the end, trying to hold my breath.
Basically, people who smoke out in everyone's goddamn way.
People who touch my skin, I just don't like it
It's even worse when they touch my hair
ignorance
When people drive parallel to each other at the same speed so you can't pass them.
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Teachers saying we can't use wikipedia.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
When anytime while having a conversation with my friends and I get into a semi-involved topic, my one friend gets pissed and says to stop talking about "stupid science stuff".
ffs nothing's allowed except games, sports, and social situations.
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