"Well, you can still be destroyed, but forget the books and the movies. Garlic? It's worthless. A cross? Pfft! Shove it right up their ass! Hahahaha! A stake? Only if it catches you in the heart, then it just paralyzes you. Runnin' water? Eh, it's not a problem. I bathe. Eh... occasionally."
Smiling Jack, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
He's voiced by John DiMaggio. Instant awesome, just add water.
[i]"What if you miss?"
[img]http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/08/SHARK%20WEEK/Stories%20Jump%20Shark/halo2_announce_4--article_image.jpg[/img]
"I won't."[/i]
[QUOTE=The DooD;26611752]The line of quotes from Postal 2 when you go on a shotgun head shot spree[/QUOTE]
You probably though you weren't going to die today... SURPRISE!
Here I was, enjoying my second amendment rights, and you people go and freak out on me!
That's going to be sore tomorrow!
Ahahaha!
"It's a yellow colored chunk of amber. I could have said it's an amber colored piece of amber, but that's just bad writing."
And of course, the good old fashioned: "You gotta be willing, to risk it all, if you're ever really gonna-"
"WIN BIG?"
"Sometimes... I dream about [i]cheese[/i]."
Citizens from HL2.
[QUOTE=Nsybouts;26618245]"War, war never changes"
Every single Fallout game
[b]Proof[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Pt-LnQ2po[/media][/QUOTE]
This line, this line never changes.
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"Guns don't kill people, I do!"
- The Postal Dude, Jr. (Postal 2)
"Alas, poor Nupraptor, I knew him well. Well, not really."
- Kain (Blood Omen)
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;26607355][b]Sir[/b] Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space
[/QUOTE]
"Organic Meatbags have taken the flag!."
—Battle Droid
"Hey bothar! look wat I got! I found a bike!"
"I know Kung Fo!"
"Ma names Laaaannce, you don't stand a Chaaannce!"
"You treat me like I got Herpies."
"Time for the Lance Vance dance!"
pretty much every line that comes out of lance Vance's mouth in Grand Theft Auto Vice city and Vice city Stories.
In fact, a lot of the dialoge between Lance and Victor is brilliant:
"At least I'm not the one who got kicked out of the army..."
"No, your the one who got kicked out of the boy scouts."
Also:
"Son of a Submariner!"
"Crap, my rock 'n roll records were in there! It took me forever to collect all those!" - Chopper from ace combat 4 on the subject of the crew quarters being bombed
"This is... FOUR... Taking command... I say again... FOUR.... Taking command..."
-ofp
"..........." - Link, LoZ OoT
"Ring a ding ding Baby"
Benny from Fallout New Vegas, man Matthew Perry did a bloody good job as Benny.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG1qKzIsisU[/media]
"..."
Gordon Freeman, wisest words I've ever heard.
"..."
Adrian Shepard, total comedian, that guy.
"..."
Chell, what a mouth on that broad.
:v:
"Change is only good when it makes things better"
-Bonnie McFarlene
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"Ta, come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes! Hahahah!"
-Sheogorath
"you shouldnt have come here girl!"
random gaurd in perfect dark
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