• The Best Damn Video Game Quotes in a Game
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"You can't break a man the way you break a dog or a horse... The harder you beat a man the taller he stands... To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that they can fight with dignity, that there's a proper way to kill someone... It's absurd, it's anaesthetic. We need that idea to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy this idea. Show them what a messy, terrible thing it is to kill a man... And then show him that you relish in it. Shoot the wound, then execute the wounded, burn them, take them in close combat, destroy their preconceptions as to what a man is and you become their personal monster... When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better. But let's never forget, it's a display, it's a posture, like a lions roar or a gorilla thumping at its chest. If you lose yourself in the display, if you succumb to the horror, you become the monster, you become reduced. Not more of a man, but less; and it can be fatal." The Jackal from FarCry 2, unfortunately, the speech isn't delivered very well, but it's still fucking awesome.
"Does the pope shit in da woods?"
[QUOTE=Hiccuper;26620364]"You can't break a man the way you break a dog or a horse... The harder you beat a man the taller he stands... To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that they can fight with dignity, that there's a proper way to kill someone... It's absurd, it's anaesthetic. We need that idea to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy this idea. Show them what a messy, terrible thing it is to kill a man... And then show him that you relish in it. Shoot the wound, then execute the wounded, burn them, take them in close combat, destroy their preconceptions as to what a man is and you become their personal monster... When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better. But let's never forget, it's a display, it's a posture, like a lions roar or a gorilla thumping at its chest. If you lose yourself in the display, if you succumb to the horror, you become the monster, you become reduced. Not more of a man, but less; and it can be fatal." The Jackal from FarCry 2, unfortunately, the speech isn't delivered very well, but it's still fucking awesome.[/QUOTE] I thought it was pretty well done. It fit the characters fast talking no nonsense I-have-an-"appointment"-in-20-minutes style while still being... well, well delivered. Maybe you had envisioned something else?
It's time for the Lance Vance dance.
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;26608300]"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ" c[/QUOTE] Best quote of all time.
Reverend Ray McCall from Call of Juarez , you can make him walk around with a bible in one hand and a gun in the other [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1995/317577-call_of_juarez_20070530024822824_large.jpg[/img] Quoting from the bible whilst blasting people is bad ass. I mean, I'm not religious or anything, but there's something damn awesome about people quoting biblical shit before shooting up the place (You are now reciting lines from Pulp Fiction in your head).
"This is the last dance for Lance Vance!"
I don't have your stone, and FUCK YOU ANYWAY! Edward Carnby, Alone in the dark.
"Pick up that can" Metro Cop #13467
"Sweet Jesus Cinnamon Tittie Crackers, look at that thing!" - Scooter from Borderlands in the SAoGK Addon
“Look! Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards! THE FOOLS! We *asthma We should take away their METAL BOXES!” -Firaeveus Carron, Dawn of war: soulstorm
"As the hippies say ""I come in peace man"" - Nixon More Examples [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKnq2EREPEo[/media]
Dungeon Keeper 2's Mentor had some great quotes. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGHmr3D4Mnc[/media] [editline]11th December 2010[/editline] "You have an excess of mistresses. There's a word for keepers like you..."
"My vault runs deep and wide! It's filled with corridors and rooms that go far." FONV
"This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!" "SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!" "WHY...WON'T...YOU...DIIIIEEE!?!?" "I've fought mudcrabs more fierce than you!" brb playing oblivion
"Your ass, your face, what's the difference?" -Duke Nukem
"I'm selling these nice leather jackets..."
"money money money" "yeah, one in each hand"
[quote=bobste;26621851]"money money money" "yeah, one in each hand"[/quote] AM WELDING THIS ONE! c
"SPESS MEHRENS, TEH ENEMY IS AT OUR DOAH." "IF WE DIE THIS DAY WE DIE IN GLORAH, WE DIE HEROS DETHS, BUT WE SHALL NAUT DIE NO, IT IS THE ENEMEH WHO WILL TASTE DETH AND DEFEAT!" "MULTIPLE, SIMULTAIUS, DEFENSIVE, DEEP STRIKES." -Commander Indrick Boreale, best space marine commander in existance.
"A space-ship? More like a face-ship! Har Har!" ~Lubba Pure win. Corny jokes FTW.
"This is Scout. Rainbows make me cry. Over." Or Andrew Ryan's description of Rapture.
Its raining monneeee
Staring at Jun in Halo Reach: "I once met a guy who thought his gun was a time machine, he wasn't killing his enemies, he was just sending them forward to a time where they are no longer alive." juntrollface.txt
AH YES, REAPERS. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Oc-pstqpc[/media]
Everything HK-47 says "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." [editline]11th December 2010[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1gTas7OAA[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CqpGfWrmc4&feature=related[/media] 20 to 22 mins of HK-47
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyvbdacj7gw[/media]
"SSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss" -Creeper from Minecraft
[QUOTE=Spawndex;26620912]Reverend Ray McCall from Call of Juarez , you can make him walk around with a bible in one hand and a gun in the other [img_thumb]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1995/317577-call_of_juarez_20070530024822824_large.jpg[/img_thumb] Quoting from the bible whilst blasting people is bad ass. I mean, I'm not religious or anything, but there's something damn awesome about people quoting biblical shit before shooting up the place (You are now reciting lines from Pulp Fiction in your head).[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4444/208638-367px_halflife2_fathergrigori_large.jpg[/IMG]
"Dosh!"
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