How to bust dope-ass rhymes in da hood yo:
- Make your rap 90% "uh"s and "yeah"s
- Fill it with profanity
- Use "hood" continuously
- Use "yo" continuously
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie the-ater
[QUOTE=Lolkork;31472759]Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ghetto big booty bitches nigger bitch[/QUOTE]
WE HAVE A WINNER!
[QUOTE=proch;31482345]WE HAVE A WINNER![/QUOTE]
He forgot money and drugs.
Ironic rapping is for pussies and hos
I expected more from you FP bros
So pull out some real rimes double quick
And stop being such an internet prick
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant
Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches know, should know
I'm trying to correct this
[QUOTE=areolop;31483084]My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant
Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches know, should know
I'm trying to correct this[/QUOTE]
Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy.
-Why, why? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, why?
Racepunch Fap Battle
Bitches get stitches!
This thread is gay.
Have a nice day.
[QUOTE=Ian;31485167]Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy.
-Why, why? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, why?[/QUOTE]
Why, cuz I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma havin' a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey, ho
[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;31485662]This thread is gay.
Have a nice day.[/QUOTE]
What you just did was equivalent to walking into a large group of children and telling them that Santa isn't real. It doesn't matter if it's true or not but you're still an ass.
Facepunch is the name, and the forum's their game
Garry's cool boards put others to shame
So let's take a look around the place
And we'll show you why Facepunch is so bloody ace
You're never short of drama in General Discussion
From family conundrums to Urbex in Russia
Sensationalist Headlines are bound to entertain
And the idiots in Fast Threads are bound to cause pain
The Creationism Corner is not about Genesis
It's showing off your art 'cos it's better than your nemesis
MS Paint, music and poetry too,
Even raps like the one being read by you
Valve Games and Mods are the best of the best
And also Minecraft, servers and the rest of the rest
Team Fortress 2's fans like to congregate here
And laugh at Final Combat, and spit, shout and jeer
Finally Garry's Mod has its own section
The man from Walsall's physics mod selection
Models and screenshots and map pimpage
Showing off contraptions, kittin' out and pimping
But the bad bits of Facepunch are never far away,
Ponies and furries arrive here every day
Their scandalous frolicking makes nobody happy
And don't you dare even mention OIFY
But all in all Facepunch is a pretty cool forum
And I'd say it certainly ain't very boring
So come over to Facepunch and have some fun
But try to avoid being rated dumb
Do I win?
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;31486140]Why, cuz I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma havin' a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey, ho[/QUOTE]
They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!
[QUOTE=TRLEChippers;31491309]Facepunch is the name, and the forum's their game
Garry's cool boards put others to shame
So let's take a look around the place
And we'll show you why Facepunch is so bloody ace
You're never short of drama in General Discussion
From family conundrums to Urbex in Russia
Sensationalist Headlines are bound to entertain
And the idiots in Fast Threads are bound to cause pain
The Creationism Corner is not about Genesis
It's showing off your art 'cos it's better than your nemesis
MS Paint, music and poetry too,
Even raps like the one being read by you
Valve Games and Mods are the best of the best
And also Minecraft, servers and the rest of the rest
Team Fortress 2's fans like to congregate here
And laugh at Final Combat, and spit, shout and jeer
Finally Garry's Mod has its own section
The man from Walsall's physics mod selection
Models and screenshots and map pimpage
Showing off contraptions, kittin' out and pimping
But the bad bits of Facepunch are never far away,
Ponies and furries arrive here every day
Their scandalous frolicking makes nobody happy
And don't you dare even mention OIFY
But all in all Facepunch is a pretty cool forum
And I'd say it certainly ain't very boring
So come over to Facepunch and have some fun
But try to avoid being rated dumb
Do I win?[/QUOTE]
that is fucking boss
yoyo drugs are bad
yoyo in tha hood
yoyo hoes are mad
yoyo i eat food
yeah fuck you
You feel like a rich doing a... damn :suicide:
Intergalactic Planetary
Planetary Intergalactic
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