[QUOTE=Moustacheman;40882672]Fart around other people.
Drink heavily.
Shout.[/QUOTE]
Finding the girl
[QUOTE=mac338;40886219]What? No. Gross. [B]Peeing in the pool[/B] maybe but never in the shower. [B]That's just nasty.[/B][/QUOTE]
What? No... What?
[QUOTE=Swiket;40882020]Peeing in the shower.[/QUOTE]
What? No. Gross. Peeing in the pool maybe but never in the shower. That's just nasty.
Secretly have a really girly habit.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;40882072]Laid out multiple specific plans of how they would save the day if a crazed gunman entered their house, school or work.
don't lie. you've all done it.[/QUOTE]
huh so many agrees i have never even thinked about it
Played TF2
Have played video games.
[QUOTE=Azza;40884802]Developing strategies to stop awkward boners.
Nothing worse than cuddling with a girl and getting a stalk ;)[/QUOTE]
That is the best part of cuddling with a girl
[QUOTE=Azza;40884802]Developing strategies to stop awkward boners.
Nothing worse than cuddling with a girl and getting a stalk ;)[/QUOTE]
Especially if like, she's just a friend too. Then it get's really awkward when the little one pops up to say hi.
Flush the toilet halfway through a piss accidentally, then try and race the flush.
Watched disgusting shit on the internet.
Pee standing up.
Unless you're a fucking girl.
Tense in the mirror and be disappointed or overly proud of how big your guns are
measure your dick.
And then add an inch when someone asks you how big it is.
[QUOTE=yannickgd;40887454]measure your dick.
And then add an inch when someone asks you how big it is.[/QUOTE]
You trying to tell us you have a pindick?
Think about banging chicks.
Here in Canada I don't really get crazed gunman daydreams, I expect knives instead.
Daydream about taking a hit for the one you love.
Play Videogames.
Read [I]The Catcher in the Rye[/I] and realize that you're actually Holden Caulfield
Put on a dress and act like a sissy girl with a wiener.
buy weapons just because theyre cool and never actually use them
Talk shit.
Had that one awkward phase at the age of like 12 at the onset of puberty, resulting in years of photos that should never exist.
Laugh about farts
shit the bed.
"I should grow a mustache."
Maybe it's just my eastern european blood calling out to me.
Shame I can't grow one worth a damn.
[QUOTE=Shirky;40884887]Piss out of their wieners[/QUOTE]
Thanks to general disruption, I now know that there are in fact men who piss out of their ballsack.
I'm not gonna elaborate.
[QUOTE=yannickgd;40887454]measure your dick.
And then add an inch when someone asks you how big it is.[/QUOTE]
What's it like telling people you have a 2 inch dick?
Pissing in the toilet from a distance then closing in when the stream drops.
has had a gay thought
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