Video Game Urban Legends, Creepy Pasta, Hoaxes, and Other Shit v3 - Don't Make This Fail - General

Can I have a working LSD: The Dream Emulator package with everything I need?

[QUOTE=Burgervich;33695248]Can I have a working LSD: The Dream Emulator package with everything I need?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=supersnail11;33657679][url]http://www.filesavr.com/SJ59JR9GZCGJIEM[/url] [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] That's the emulator, bios, and rom[/QUOTE]

Best to listen to this in the last chapters of the Godzilla creepypasta. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGQOgn6VxPA[/media]

[QUOTE=supersnail11;33695302][/QUOTE] Well I just got to the Violence District. I am no longer going to play.

I first met in person with Mary E. in the summer of 2007. I had arranged with her husband of fifteen years, Terence, to see her for an interview. Mary had initially agreed, since I was not a newsman but rather an amateur writer gathering information for a few early college assignments and, if all went according to plan, some pieces of fiction. We scheduled the interview for a particular weekend when I was in Chicago on unrelated business, but at the last moment Mary changed her mind and locked herself in the couple’s bedroom, refusing to meet with me. For half an hour I sat with Terence as we camped outside the bedroom door, I listening and taking notes while he attempted fruitlessly to calm his wife. The things Mary said made little sense but fit with the pattern I was expecting: though I could not see her, I could tell from her voice that she was crying, and more often than not her objections to speaking with me centered around an incoherent diatribe on her dreams -- her nightmares. Terence apologized profusely when we ceased the exercise, and I did my best to take it in stride; recall that I wasn’t a reporter in search of a story, but merely a curious young man in search of information. Besides, I thought at the time, I could perhaps find another, similar case if I put my mind and resources to it. Mary E. was the sysop for a small Chicago-based Bulletin Board System in 1992 when she first encountered smile.jpg and her life changed forever. She and Terence had been married for only five months. Mary was one of an estimated 400 people who saw the image when it was posted as a hyperlink on the BBS, though she is the only one who has spoken openly about the experience. The rest have remained anonymous, or are perhaps dead. In 2005, when I was only in tenth grade, smile.jpg was first brought to my attention by my burgeoning interest in web-based phenomena; Mary was the most often cited victim of what is sometimes referred to as “Smile.dog,” the being smile.jpg is reputed to display. What caught my interest (other than the obvious macabre elements of the cyber-legend and my proclivity toward such things) was the sheer lack of information, usually to the point that people don’t believe it even exists other than as a rumor or hoax. It is unique because, though the entire phenomenon centers on a picture file, that file is nowhere to be found on the internet; certainly many photomanipulated simulacra litter the web, showing up with the most frequency on sites such as the imageboard 4chan, particularly the /x/-focused paranormal subboard. It is suspected these are fakes because they do not have the effect the true smile.jpg is believed to have, namely sudden onset temporal lobe epilepsy and acute anxiety. This purported reaction in the viewer is one of the reasons the phantom-like smile.jpg is regarded with such disdain, since it is patently absurd, though depending on whom you ask the reluctance to acknowledge smile.jpg’s existence might be just as much out of fear as it is out of disbelief. Neither smile.jpg nor Smile.dog is mentioned anywhere on Wikipedia, though the website features articles on such other, perhaps more scandalous shocksites as ****** (hello.jpg) or 2girls1cup; any attempt to create a page pertaining to smile.jpg is summarily deleted by any of the encyclopedia’s many admins. Encounters with smile.jpg are the stuff of internet legend. Mary E.’s story is not unique; there are unverified rumors of smile.jpg showing up in the early days of Usenet and even one persistent tale that in 2002 a hacker flooded the forums of humor and satire website Something Awful with a deluge of Smile.dog pictures, rendering almost half the forum’s users at the time epileptic. It is also said that in the mid-to-late 90s that smile.jpg circulated on usenet and as an attachment of a chain email with the subject line “SMILE!! GOD LOVES YOU!” Yet despite the huge exposure these stunts would generate, there are very few people who admit to having experienced any of them and no trace of the file or any link has ever been discovered. Those who claim to have seen smile.jpg often weakly joke that they were far too busy to save a copy of the picture to their hard drive. However, all alleged victims offer the same description of the photo: A dog-like creature (usually described as appearing similar to a Siberian husky), illuminated by the flash of the camera, sits in a dim room, the only background detail that is visible being a human hand extending from the darkness near the left side of the frame. The hand is empty, but is usually described as “beckoning.” Of course, most attention is given to the dog (or dog-creature, as some victims are more certain than others about what they claim to have seen). The muzzle of the beast is reputedly split in a wide grin, revealing two rows of very white, very straight, very sharp, very human-looking teeth.

[QUOTE=ImACreeperSSSSS;33696191]-SmileDog-[/QUOTE] Just a heads up, this thread is for video game creepypasta. There is a creepy stuff thread in General Discussion though.

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;33696239]Just a heads up, this thread is for video game creepypasta. There is a creepy stuff thread in General Discussion though.[/QUOTE] Ah, sorry mate. Here's a good one to make up for it. Last month my best friend was commited to a mental institution. I fear I'm next. I play a game called 'FarmVille'; Now before you start telling me about "how gay" it is, I want to warn you that there's something going on. I don't understand how Zynga could let this be on their servers or if they even know this exists, whatever the hell it is. I've been playing the game since the second week it existed and I finally convinced a friend of mine to try it for once. He was pretty upset with me the next day that I told him to try it and he told me he had gotten a virus from trying to download it. That was odd. As far as I know, I've never gotten a virus from the game and I know for sure that you don't download it. I told him he tried to download the wrong game but he insisted it was right on Facebook. He had reset his computer later that night and told me he could get on the game. So he called me in order to have some help on getting started. Being the savvy "farm girl" that I am, I was more than willing to help him start his farm. He told me the loading screen looked depressing, he laughed a little bit and asked me how it was supposed to be a family friendly game with something so morbid. I didn't understand what he meant at all. They were showing a picture of a new Limited Edition English Countryside theme at the time, what could be depressing about it? I heard him go silent after talking to me for four minutes, then he began to nervously chuckle. He asked me if "this was some kind of joke"; Confused, I simply told him no and asked him what's wrong. He began to tell me how fucked up the game was, still laughing all the while until he stopped talking again, he was silent for maybe thirty seconds before abruptly telling me he had to go and that he'd call me back. He never did. I found out from his tearful family three days later that he was committed to a mental institution. It tore my heart to pieces, my best friend in the world was now in such a facility. I stopped by his house two weeks later, opting to take his computer home with me and take care of it. When I took the computer home I promptly unplugged my computer and plugged in his. I looked through his pictures out of mild curiosity and smiled at the ones of us hanging out together... Then I thought about Farmville. He freaked out when he played it, didn't he? I thought this would be the best time to see what set him off so bad. So I got on the internet and logged on to Facebook under his name. The Eyeless Ponies. Added by Creepiezandra Back on the 28th of March, the "Farmville Cows" made a post on Facebook. It said: "The Cows for a Brighter FarmVille has reached 4.3 million fans! That’s is a huge number of cows in our herd, and we're going to need every single one of you to support us in the dark days to come. Thank you for your support! Mooo!" I know they must of been hinting at the sheep in the English Countryside so it made me chuckle... But sometimes I do think about what they might have really meant... If that's even possible. Anyhow, I clicked on FarmVille and waited for the loading screen. A brown version of the frowning cow popped up; I chuckled seeing it. The 'Lost Bits' cow?? Is that what he saw? It's not depressing, it's just an error, of course he wouldn't know that. I was about to dismiss it as a misunderstanding until I noticed that it had a loading bar, and that loading bar was slowly but surely inching along. I also took notice that the belly of the cow seemed 'blocky' if you will... Like that pixelated sort of look. I sat there and waited, just thinking over things. Eventually finally it loaded and I have never seen anything The Leering Sheep. Added by Creepiezandra like it in my life. The farmer was a woman with black hair and she was facing away from the screen, The grass was greyish and everything else was a black shade or a deep red shade. This was in no way a starter farm; It was already at 24x24 in land size, had many animals, had a lot of buildings and already had growing crops as well as vehicles. I noticed a Terrier sitting off to the side of the farmer and I hovered the mouse over the dog, Erog was his name. His animation was a mess since it would jitter and was rather sped-up. I also noticed that the happy music that plays was not present. All I heard were sounds, they weren't normal either. It didn't have horses neighing, cows mooing, chickens squawking and things like that. Every now and then I could hear pained moans and other unexplainable noises but the only thing even close to FarmVille's sound was an occasional quiet distorted "moo". I finally took a good look at the animals and their appearance caught me off guard. The foals... They had black sockets where their eyes used to be, they were all colored in such an odd way and they all had a frown. When hovering over them, the option said "Harvest Eyes"; My hand was shaking so bad I accidentally clicked it. I squealed when I clicked it since I was already a nervous wreck as it was, plus that was the last thing I had ever wanted to imagine doing to the little things. The foal started bouncing up and down like they do when you pet them, except it was screeching wildly as if it were in pain until the "harvesting" bar disappeared. The Foal disappeared and the screen got just a bit darker. Hovering over the cows gave you the option "Send To Slaughter House", all of which were distorted frowning cows with missing eyes. I noticed a pen off to the far lower right corner of the game where they kept depressed looking lambs. I hovered over them seeing the option "Sacrifice". Sacrificial lambs. I scrolled through the fields of Durian Trees they had until I noticed a level three haunted house. It was almost black and didn't have any ghost animations to it. I clicked on it which gave me the option "Look Inside"; This of course was impossible, but I was curious. Inside the big manor, it worked similar to things like the New Years Ball or the Going Away Party when you get ready to go to England, except everyone inside the house looked serious, had no names, their eyes looked realistic but not really too realistic at the same time but I can't put my finger on how to explain it. They all wore black robes as well. Dry blood splatters covered the walls inside the mansion with a gored pig laying in the center of a circle on the floor. A bloody Arapawa Goat's head was mounted on the wall; Blood dripped from it with a very silent 'drip' sound. I was too afraid to turn up the volume to even hear if it was playing tricks on my mind or not. I also noticed numbers painted just under the goat's head. "616", I wonder what it means? I jumped back in shock when the "FarmVille has Enhanced!" sign popped up suddenly since I hadn't expected it. I clicked 'okay' and it took me back to the loading screen, except this time the brown cow's eyes were missing, it was still frowning, it had blood running from the black sockets and it was still 'blocky'-looking. The distorted moo played every now and then through the two minutes it took to load. The Farmer still never faced the screen and the dog was no longer present. Instead there was what looked like a percheron foal in it's place. Scrolling to another part of the farm, I saw a decrepit-looking sheep pen on the farm. This is the same sheep pen from the English Countryside; you couldn't get those on your Home Farms. This was before they decided to let you complete a quest that allows you to take one home, that is. There were some lambs outside the pen, but two black sheep leering with yellow eyes. They never moved. A clover sheep was in the pen too, also leering. I clicked on the pen to look inside and there were about five ewes and one ram, but not the black one. He was nowhere in sight. They looked like they had some dried blood on their wool and looked sad. The ram had one horn broken off and had a pattern on it's wool; It looked like splatters. I stared at it for a moment and thought in silence. My eyes wandered to the open breeding suite then back to the sheep. I clicked on the ram, FarmVille didn't display whatever you named your sheep at the time as you could only see it outside the pen, but hell in this case it didn't even say "Ram". I clicked on the "Breed" button and then clicked on a white ewe. Instead of saying "Ewe" it said "Help Me". I also noticed the black sheep with the yellow eyes said "Fuck Ewe". when you clicked on it, but I was too disturbed to laugh at it. I felt drawn back to Help Me and clicked on her, I whispered an apology under my breath then hesitantly clicked the breed button. The "love potion" box never showed up. Instantly it began to play a real full screen video. It showed a sheep stuck in a small pen with a ram mating her. The footage was slightly dark, but enough to see everything. The film focused right on their genitals which was indeed bothering me and made me feel uncomfortable, even sick. After a minute it stopped and just showed the pen with a "Ready" button on the breeding suite. It was unpredictable at this point; I was afraid to press the button, but something compelled me to do so. I clicked it. I regret it. It showed a video of a sheep giving birth while screeching and wriggling about as a man mercilessly kicked it's stomach. I didn't want to watch it, I couldn't look away. I felt so angry, knowing that somebody could do something like this or even film it for that matter. Afterwards the ewe had disappeared from the pen. A greyish red lamb now stood outside the pen, it didn't even let you name it. I hovered over the lamb. It's name was "Zebach". It looked so innocent as opposed to everything else in the game. Just then, crops of corn finished growing. The field was enormous and simply couldn't have been picked by hand, if so it would take forever so I clicked on the harvester icon. It looked a bit rusty and worn-out, but, nonetheless, it was able to be used. I clicked a patch, but it suddenly highlighted every single patch in the field. The animation acted as if you had clicked on the individual spaces, so it was harvesting at least 3x3 plots. Then I saw him. The dog was running through the field. My eyes widened as the harvester was getting closer to the dog as it was running across the farm. The harvester appeared over the dog as the "Harvesting" percentage bar now started to slow down. The high-pitched screech of a dog blasted out of the speakers as the percentage bar slowly crept to 100%. It felt like two agonizing minutes when it was really only about thirty seconds. When the harvester appeared on another spot there had been realistic looking gore left behind. The top of the dog's head was torn up and left half buried in a plot as were some of the other body parts and guts in the blood soaked plots. I scrolled around the farm in silence, feeling depression coming over me. I eventually went back to the sheep pen only to find that Zebach was now gone. There was a little puddle of blood where he used to be. Soon it automatically panned to the Haunted Mansion with a "Ready" arrow pointing at it. My heart sunk and I had a terrible feeling in my gut. I wanted to just turn off the computer, but I just clicked it anyway. Inside there was a blonde male farmer laying on the ground with his mouth open and eyes rolled into the back of his head. It proceeds to play a video done in hyper-realism of a woman tearing him apart slowly and making sure to tear apart his inners. The video slowly keeps getting more and more realistic, soon I couldn't tell if it was real or not. The computer crashed after that and I destroyed it. I still hear the little distorted moo, and I sent some screenshots to myself of some things I did manage to capture in the game. I can't sleep at night and I'm always either depressed or I feel like somebody's watching me. I just can't take it anymore. ===

smiledog isn't even scary, it's just overused and stale

[QUOTE=ImACreeperSSSSS;33696266]It proceeds to play a video done in hyper-realism of a woman tearing him apart slowly and making sure to tear apart his inners. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ImACreeperSSSSS;33696266] [B]hyper-realism[/B] [/QUOTE] Damn the writer ruined his own story with one word.

I love how just 1 word or plot device can just fuck up the entire cp, take the godzilla one for example, its was so good until the hyper realism "OH NOEZ SHE IS IN DA GAEM!!! :o"

Where is the Godzilla creepypasta?

[QUOTE=Pedro the Fuzzy;33696431]Where is the Godzilla creepypasta?[/QUOTE] [url=http://z3.invisionfree.com/bogleech/index.php?showtopic=1896]Here[/url]

I remember Humper Monkey's Ghost Story being creepy, up until the extremely disappointing ending.

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;33696638]I remember Humper Monkey's Ghost Story being creepy, up until the extremely disappointing ending.[/QUOTE] The one with the haunted barracks in the German Mountains? Hands down that one is my favorite. The ending was a let-down, but I still liked it. It provided an explanation for the goings on so it actually seemed as though it could happen.

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;33696314]smiledog isn't even scary, it's just overused and stale[/QUOTE] I couldn't watch at it without cringing until someone made a "parody" image edit

Just finished godzilla...jesus christ that was some pretty good (and a bit cliche) story telling.

Is it illigal to use an emulator? (for LSD Dream simulator that is)

[QUOTE=superstepa;33697020]I couldn't watch at it without cringing until someone made a "parody" image edit[/QUOTE] parody image edit?

[QUOTE=Black;33699388]Is it illigal to use an emulator? (for LSD Dream simulator that is)[/QUOTE] If you don't own a physical copy of the game, I doubt anyone cares though, given that it's so obscure.

[QUOTE=Black;33699388]Is it illigal to use an emulator? (for LSD Dream simulator that is)[/QUOTE] Who the fuck cares? It's not like if you use an emulator the FBI is going to kick down your door. I don't think it's illegal anyway.

if you don't own the game, then yes it is technically illegal. however nobody gives a shit.

[quote]so an old friend of mine recently moved away and he gave me his old gameboy and his games since he wasnt playing them anymore and it was really nice for him even though i did notice that he was unnaturally gentle with me before we left but i didnt really pay attention at the time anyway as soon as he left i started looking through his games and there were tons of cool shit like super mario land and links awakening and both pokemon red and blue and thats when i noticed a third pokemon cartridge that lacked a label and someone simply wrote "pokemon" on it i was like super curious about it loving pokemon and all so i inserted it into the gameboy and booted it up and at first it didnt load properly and played a loud sound that sounded like a moan and that made be jump so i took the cartridge out and saw that the contacts were all sticky so it was probably the cause of that so i cleaned them up and inserted it back into the console and it worked properly and i noticed that the menu was different because the title just said pocket monster instead of pokemon and the hero guy wasnt holding a pokeball in his hand he was holding something that looked like a stick coming from between his legs and i thought it was some kind of old japanese version so i was super excited so i started a game and noticed that my friend finished the game and had 69 medals and was like omg is the game that long anyway i didnt want to spoil the surprise so i created another savegame with my name and then i saw professor oak tell me shit in japanese so i knew i was right about this being a rare japanese version anyway i skipped all the text really fast and at some point he stopped talking and then said something very slowly that i couldnt skip "DO NOT ANGER ITS STICK" and i found it funny that they put broken english in a japanese game it was probably a bad translation of some kind of pokemon joke then i could start playing and instead of starting inside my house i was outside and couldnt get in because it would say shit in japanese i didnt understand so i went directly to the north into the grass and thats when i encountered a charmander and i found it weird because i didnt have any pokemon at the time anyway the battle screen started and next to the charmanders name there was a male sign so i thought the game already supported pokemon with different genders which was a feature that only appeared in the later games and i found it really awesome anyway on the bottom left there was the sprite of my character but it was quickly replaced by the sprite of prof oak who threw a pokeball and captured the charmander and then i was back to the game screen and prof oak was next to me and said things in japanese and then said again "DO NOT ANGER ITS STICK" and gave me the pokeball and disappeared so i was all happy although i found it weird that the professor disappeared like that and there was no fight with gary or anything so i went to the north to level up my pokemon and encountered a diglett in the grass and it surprised me because there were no digletts in that area normally and the weirdest thing is that my charmanders name changed into "BGDCK" in regular english letters followed by what looked like glitched characters and its back sprite looked broken because its tail wasnt attached to its back anymore and instead it looked like it was attached under its belly and facing forwards although i couldnt see it clearly because it was pixely also its gender symbol was all bugged and it looked like a mix of the male and female symbols anyway the diglet attacked first with what looked like scratch (i dunno because its all in japanese gee) except it did no damage at all to my pokemon for some reason and when it was my turn i saw only one attack and didnt really understand it so i used it just to see what would happen and the screen turned black and then i could hear digletts cry and again and again getting faster and more high pitched every time and suddenly the screen turned white for a moment and then it was back to the battle screen and there was text saying "<japanese shit> ANGER <japanese shit> STICK" and then the diglett ran away from battle and i found it really disturbing i then explored the grass some more and then met a rattata and that seemed more normal to me since rattatas are really common in that part of the game anyway i brought my weird charmander out and used the mystery attack again except that time the text "BGDCK<gibberish> NO LIKE <japanese shit>" appeared and the attack did nothing at all and then the rattata attacked my pokemon and removed like 1/5 of its health and then i noticed that i could use another attack and it was just the normal scratch attack so i kept using it and won and after several battles i figured out that for some reason the mystery attack would only work on male pokemon and when fighting female pokemon it would fail and then make the scratch attack available so with that knowledge i went and bought myself some pokeballs and caugh some pokemon just in case i had to deal with tough female pokemon after that i went to talk to the old man who normally teaches you how to catch pokemon because i forgot to talk to him before and the usual battle screen started except i was fighting the old man with BGDCK (thats how i will call my charmander in the future since thats what its name looks like) and the first thing i noticed was that its "tail" looked bigger anyway i tried to see if i could attack him and i could so i used the attack again and this time instead of a pokemons cry it was a badly recorded looping sound of a man screaming AH OH and it really creeped me out and then the screen turned white again and the text "<japanese shit> ANGER <japanese shit> STICK" appeared again and then i felt really weird and suddenly thought about my grandfather and for some reason i dropped the gameboy and ran to call my grandfather to tell him that "he was really sexy and that i wanted to touch him" and thats only when was asking what the fuck i was talking about that i came back to my senses i then realized that i had a raging boner for the whole time and dropped the phone in horror then i went out to think about what just happened and i still couldnt understand and in the end i thought it was just a coincidence and i eventually went back into the game and then noticed that the old mans sprite changed but i couldnt really tell how so i talked to him again and then some japanese text appeared and another battle started and thats when i immediately noticed something terribly wrong because the old man was completely naked and i could see it even with the shitty pixely details and he was the first to attack and the name of the attack he used was really familiar and my worries were confirmed when the screen went black and thats were i started to get really suspicious about that game because i heard a mans voice saying AH OH except this time it sounded exactly like ME and i felt a very strange sensation in my bottom as if someone was repeatedly pounding it and when the attack ended i somehow felt exhaused and then noticed that my pants were wet and sticky in sheer horror i threw the gameboy away from me and ran out of the house and didnt touch it anymore and then the following days i started noticing that i was getting more and more distant with my girlfriend and that my classmates started making fun of me and calling me gay so i decided to get rid of the game once and for all by giving my friends console and all the games to another old friend of mine who loved pokemon and a few years later i read in the newspaper that my two friends were jailed for committing horrible mass rapes and that all the rape victims were old men also do not anger its stick[/quote]

[QUOTE=_Kilburn;33703661][/QUOTE] even for a troll pasta it was poorly written.

I swear to god, if they sold creepypasta books i would buy them

I'm amazed there's no creepy pasta about Medal of Honor: Allied Assault, not the game in general but a creepy pasta of a certain secret part of the game that probably freaked out a lot of people the first time it happened. So imagine you've managed to finish a level, your crew still alive, the loading screen for the next level shows up and you ready yourself to kill some more nazis. Nope. The moment the level starts, all you hear is the screams of your crew and the following messages show up: "Sergeant Hammon has been killed in action." "T/2 Engineer Campbell has been killed in action." "T/4 Medic Glenn has been killed in action." There's no music playing, all you hear is the thunderstorm going on in the level, a few seconds later, this message shows up: "You have 60 seconds to find a safe hiding spot... ...and then Bazooka-Med will be on your trail!" I turned off the game, that seriously freaked me the fuck out when it first happened. Here's a video of it: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFqB3Mk9grA[/media] There's a lot of creepy pasta potential in this.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Htvrp.jpg[/IMG] You know, Fallout 2 had a lot of unfinished stuff in it. Questlines, NPCs, entire locations, equipment, random encounters, all sorts of weird stuff. [url=http://creamofplenty.blogspot.com/]Some of that stuff isn't very nice[/url].

[QUOTE=Johan123;33706665]I swear to god, if they sold creepypasta books i would buy them[/QUOTE] You can pay to me for now :v:

I wish I was able to save the Red Dead Redemption creepypasta I wrote from my dead laptop. I chronicled events that happened when my game disc got scratched and it started doing strange things to the Undead Nightmare addon. None of it was faked, I'll see if I can find it.

fuck are there any vids of LSD without someone narrating the entire time? Or do I hit mute to stop the annoying voices? :c

[QUOTE=Vaught;33709461]fuck are there any vids of LSD without someone narrating the entire time? Or do I hit mute to stop the annoying voices? :c[/QUOTE] You could play it yourself.