Video Game Urban Legends, Creepy Pasta, Hoaxes, and Other Shit v3 - Don't Make This Fail - General

[QUOTE=cardfan212;33878485]Not just real, hyper real![/QUOTE] Oh my god, it's more real than real, it's all a lie!

That story needed more skeletons.

Don't you hate pastas like that? I prefer ones that are genuinely creepy and unsettling, not breaking the fourth wall too much, and especially don't include unrealistic "hyper-realistic skeletrons". It'd also be advised for them to be well-written and not include many deus ex machinas (chekov's guns are ok).

[QUOTE=ironman17;33878796]Don't you hate pastas like that? I prefer ones that are genuinely creepy and unsettling, not breaking the fourth wall too much, and especially don't include unrealistic "hyper-realistic [B]skeletrons[/B]". It'd also be advised for them to be well-written and not include many deus ex machinas (chekov's guns are ok).[/QUOTE] and then a hyper realistic skeletron popped out [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/10/106615/1807265-skeletron_head_1__large.png[/img]

Guys let's use one of the ratings as "creepy" so it would be possible to understand if content is good I vote useful since no one ever uses it

[QUOTE=superstepa;33880041]Guys let's use one of the ratings as "creepy" so it would be possible to understand if content is good I vote useful since no one ever uses it[/QUOTE] Just use winner.

The Ship creepypasta, anyone?

[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;33880345]The Ship creepypasta, anyone?[/QUOTE] Then the Killer turned into a skeleton and popped out while your teamates were trolls and killed everyone on the map to piss you off

[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;33880345]The Ship creepypasta, anyone?[/QUOTE] AND THE PERSON IT TOLD ME TO KILL WAS MY MOTHER SO I DID

I OPENED THE CLOSET BUT IT MADE SCREECHING SOUND AND HYPER REALIST BLOOD CAME AND THEN A PICTURE OF ME BUT I WAS DEAD SO I JUST KEPT PLAYING AND THEN I KILLED MY TARGET AND HYPER REALIST BRAIN FELL OUT SO I TURNED OFF GAME BUT WHEN I WENT OUTSIDE SOMEONE WAS CHASING ME AND I SEE A FLAREGUN IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE ONE WEEK LATER MY FRIEND DIED.

[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;33880885]I OPENED THE CLOSET BUT IT MADE SCREECHING SOUND AND HYPER REALIST BLOOD CAME AND THEN A PICTURE OF ME BUT I WAS DEAD SO I JUST KEPT PLAYING AND THEN I KILLED MY TARGET AND HYPER REALIST BRAIN FELL OUT SO I TURNED OFF GAME BUT WHEN I WENT OUTSIDE SOMEONE WAS CHASING ME AND I SEE A FLAREGUN IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE ONE WEEK LATER MY FRIEND DIED.[/QUOTE] BUT WHO WAS THE PHONE?

[QUOTE=Juzzar;33881084]BUT WHO WAS THE PHONE?[/QUOTE]

Someday I am going to make a game with a little secret in it that activates in a 1/1000 chance with a 30 minute time limit. Just to ruin someones night and no one would believe its real.

SO I WAS LIKE PLAYING THIS GAME CALLED "LOLCREEPYLOLL" AND WHEN I STARTED IT, IT CRASHED MY SUPER1337 W1ND0W5 PC BUT IT WORKED THE SECOND TIME SO I SAW THE MAIN MENU BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL SELECTIONS THERE WAS ONLY TWO OPTIONS "DIE" AND "LIVE", I TRIED SELECTING "LIVE" BUT IT JUST SAID "NO!" ON A BLACK SCREEN AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WUT?" THEN HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD OOZED OUT OF MY MONITOR ACCOMPANIED BY A SUPER-REAL SOUNDING SCREAM THAT ALMOST DEAFENEND ME, MY COMPUTER CRASHED AGAIN, TAKING DOWN THE POWER OF THE ENTIRE HOUSE BLOCK LOL. WHEN THE POWER CAME BACK ON, I STARTED THE GAME AGAIN, THIS TIME CHOOSING THE "DIE" OPTION, THEN A HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETON CAME OUT OF MY MONITOR AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH ITS BONEY HAND, THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT IT BECAUSE I REALLY FELT THE PAIN AND IT HURT LIKE SOMEONE WAS CHEWING OFF MY BALLS AND I ALMOST SCREAMED BUT INSTEAD HYPER-REALISTIC CUM CAME OUT OF MY GARGANTUAN, HYPER-REALISTIC COCK SO HARD THAT IT BLEW THROUGH MY HYPER-REALISTIC MONITOR LIKE A SHOTGUN SO I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE LOL. WHEN MY NEW MONITOR ARRIVED, I TRIED DELETING THE GAME BUT IT WON'T LET ME, IT JUST SHOWED MY FACE IN HYPER-REALISM, LIKE LOOKING INTO A HD-3D-MIRROR LOL, I WAS SO SCARED BUT I'M STILL SCARED BECAUSE I CAN STILL SEE SUPER-HD-3D-HYPER-REALISTIC CLINT EASTWOOD DRESSED AS A HYPER-REALISTIC CHILD-MOLESTING CLOWN IN THE CORNER OF MY EYES LOL. I tried guys.

[QUOTE=Juzzar;33881084]BUT WHO WAS THE PHONE?[/QUOTE] If you're going to use a meme, at least do it right. It's "but then who was phone". No "the".

[QUOTE=FATALJoe;33879656]and then a hyper realistic skeletron popped out [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/10/106615/1807265-skeletron_head_1__large.png[/img][/QUOTE] Pssh, fucker's a pussy compared to those darn Dungeon Guardian skulls, the ones that spin out of the depths like they're on crack and yell [B]"HELLO ADVENTURER; YOU DEAD!"[/B] Seriously though, they just one-shot you the second you go too far into the Dungeon without first beating the giant skeletal version of Tom Hanks (the Clothier, who was in fact the Old Man all along, has an obsession with Tom Hanks for some reason, if his quotes are anything to go by).

[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;33881842]SO I WAS LIKE PLAYING THIS GAME CALLED "LOLCREEPYLOLL" AND WHEN I STARTED IT, IT CRASHED MY SUPER1337 W1ND0W5 PC BUT IT WORKED THE SECOND TIME SO I SAW THE MAIN MENU BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL SELECTIONS THERE WAS ONLY TWO OPTIONS "DIE" AND "LIVE", I TRIED SELECTING "LIVE" BUT IT JUST SAID "NO!" ON A BLACK SCREEN AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WUT?" THEN HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD OOZED OUT OF MY MONITOR ACCOMPANIED BY A SUPER-REAL SOUNDING SCREAM THAT ALMOST DEAFENEND ME, MY COMPUTER CRASHED AGAIN, TAKING DOWN THE POWER OF THE ENTIRE HOUSE BLOCK LOL. WHEN THE POWER CAME BACK ON, I STARTED THE GAME AGAIN, THIS TIME CHOOSING THE "DIE" OPTION, THEN A HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETON CAME OUT OF MY MONITOR AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH ITS BONEY HAND, THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT IT BECAUSE I REALLY FELT THE PAIN AND IT HURT LIKE SOMEONE WAS CHEWING OFF MY BALLS AND I ALMOST SCREAMED BUT INSTEAD HYPER-REALISTIC CUM CAME OUT OF MY GARGANTUAN, HYPER-REALISTIC COCK SO HARD THAT IT BLEW THROUGH MY HYPER-REALISTIC MONITOR LIKE A SHOTGUN SO I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE LOL. WHEN MY NEW MONITOR ARRIVED, I TRIED DELETING THE GAME BUT IT WON'T LET ME, IT JUST SHOWED MY FACE IN HYPER-REALISM, LIKE LOOKING INTO A HD-3D-MIRROR LOL, I WAS SO SCARED BUT I'M STILL SCARED BECAUSE I CAN STILL SEE SUPER-HD-3D-HYPER-REALISTIC CLINT EASTWOOD DRESSED AS A HYPER-REALISTIC CHILD-MOLESTING CLOWN IN THE CORNER OF MY EYES LOL. I tried guys.[/QUOTE] spot on. Could do with some hyper realistic images of your family all hyperrealistically dead.

Someone make a creepypasta about a dude who keeps making "Who was phone" jokes then he meets the phone on night.

[QUOTE=Black;33883459]Someone make a creepypasta about a dude who keeps making "Who was phone" jokes then he meets the phone on night.[/QUOTE] It was saturday night... Saturday, that night. My life would get changed forever. I was browsing the internet, and looking for some creepypasta, when I found out about the phone. It was a terrible, terrible line. Maybe the worst line in history. But I found it hilarious, I decided to put this sentence in my joke vocabulary. Had I known what would've happened next, i'd do things differently. It was Saturday night... That Saturday night, when me phone rang. ''Who was it?'' the voice on the other end asked. I wasn't sure if I was awake or not, ''Hello?''. Once again, the voice on the other line said ''Who was it?''. ''Who is this?'' I asked. ''I am phone''. My heart stopped beating... I was already holding phone. BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE? [editline]25th December 2011[/editline] Terrible attempt.

[QUOTE=FATALJoe;33879656]and then a hyper realistic skeletron popped out [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/10/106615/1807265-skeletron_head_1__large.png[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/ly1aa.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Black;33883459]Someone make a creepypasta about a dude who keeps making "Who was phone" jokes then he meets the phone on night.[/QUOTE] Ok here's an intro (trying to keep it video game related): [quote]One day I was prowling the internet looking for Oblivion mods, when I found one called "phone". "LOL WHO WAS PHONE?!!" I thought to myself, being a fan of creepypastas (something about hyper-realistic blood just gives me chills!) and a connoisseur of hilarious internet memes to boot. So I gave it a download. That was my first mistake, little did I know that I would soon find out just WHO PHONE WAS. To start the .esp file was only 1kb, odd I thought, maybe it just added a phone to oblivion but even then it seemed small. I put this thought aside after reading the readme file. [I]So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?[/I] Ah yes, a literature piece I was already familiar with. I chuckled to myself about the genius of WHO WAS PHONE for a few minutes, then went on to read the rest of the file. P[I]HONE IS EVIL. PHONE IS HERE. DON'T BE TEMPTED BY HOW MYSTERIOUS AND VAGUE THIS SOUNDS, THIS MOD WAS ONLY UPLOADED SO I COULD TELL PEOPLE NOT TO PUT IT IN THEIR GAME, SO DON'T. NAH SERIOUSLY, TERRIFYING YET UTTERLY AMAZING THINGS WILL OCCUR. DON'T DO IT MAN I'M NOT KIDDING. [/I] But of course, by now I had already installed the mod. Did I not mention that? Well yeah I did, after reading the WHO WAS PHONE story again I just had to. That was my second mistake. [/quote] How am I doing so far?

Where does all this "hyper realistic" shit come from. I'm pretty sure I haven't read the words "hyper realistic" in a creepy pasta before. Sure they describe things but that's called writing. Or maybe I just haven't read a non-intentionally bad creepy pasta yet.

If anyone has them, could you repost the links to the previous 2 versions of this thread? I had written a story in one of them, and was looking to repost it here, but I can't find it.

[QUOTE=DTkach;33885697]Where does all this "hyper realistic" shit come from. I'm pretty sure I haven't read the words "hyper realistic" in a creepy pasta before. Sure they describe things but that's called writing. [B] Or maybe I just haven't read a non-intentionally bad creepy pasta yet.[/B][/QUOTE] One in particular like that that I remember is one about Super Mario 64, where this guy found an in-game realistic portrait of him and his family as rotting corpses, plus a "photo-realistic" depiction of Mario dead. [URL=http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Mario_64]Oh hey look here it is.[/URL] Except this is a case of Seinfield is Unfunny (TVTropes phrase) because this one is actually okay even though it's one of the ones that started the cliche.

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;33885816]If anyone has them, could you repost the links to the previous 2 versions of this thread? I had written a story in one of them, and was looking to repost it here, but I can't find it.[/QUOTE] Links in the OP.

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;33885816]If anyone has them, could you repost the links to the previous 2 versions of this thread? I had written a story in one of them, and was looking to repost it here, but I can't find it.[/QUOTE] It's in the OP I also added the LSD dream emulator package to the OP.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;33885918]It's in the OP I also added the LSD dream emulator package to the OP.[/QUOTE] Thanks, I managed to find my old joke creepypasta! [quote]Once upon a time, I was walking home from after school, when I saw a garage sale that one of my neighbors was having. I decided to stop by, and see if I could find anything. To my surprise, there was a case, with a paper slipped underneath the plastic, with "Black Ops?" written on it in sharpie. I was ecstatic when I saw it, and I asked my neighbor what they wanted for it. "Take it," he said "Take it and go". I ran home, and started up the campaign. I played it all day, but there were some things that seemed out of the ordinary. Sometimes, Mason would get an Australian accent for some reason. When I killed people, their screams sounded very real, as if they recorded someone actually getting shot. They also bled hyper-realistic blood. I was terrified by this, but I felt compelled to go on. I stopped at the last mission, because I really wanted to play multiplayer. What happened next shocked me. When I joined a game, a loud screaming sound came through my headset. I still went on, and played a game of team deathmatch. However, when I looked at any pictures that were on the map, they all showed my family. Every time I saw it, we got more and more decayed, like rotten corpses. After I unlocked create a class, I went to go make one, but unlike the regular "Custom 1, Custom 2 etc.", they said JUST GET OUT OF HERE But I still continued. I started up the last mission of the campaign, but something was wrong, all the characters, Hudson, Mason, and Weaver were crying. They were all in the interrogation room, with Mason still tied up to the chair, I tried everything I could to end it, but nothing worked. They were just crying for well over 10 minutes. I turned the PS3 off, and started again. This time, the mission played regularly, and at the end, when you're swimming up, Mason made a gurgling sound, as if he was drowning. The credits rolled, and I was sent back to the main menu, not even unlocking Five. This time, however, the interrogator is pounding on the glass, screaming "HELP ME!", and Mason was crying again. This carried on for about a minute [sp]and then A SKELETON POPPED OUT FROM THE DOOR[/sp]. I started multiplayer one last time, hoping to get my mind off what I just saw. I looked at my classes, but now they were named MASON DROWNED LOL LOL LOL I promptly turned off the PS3, and went to bed, but I can still hear the characters crying. The creepiest part of it all though, is that the crying, and the screaming, not even the greatest of actors could've done that, it sounded all too real. v:v:v Tried to pull of as many cliches, and references to other creepypastas as I could, find them all![/quote]

[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090603182321/half-life/en/images/4/43/Fassassin_head.png[/img] This is the head texture of the combine assassin from the leak. Look real close at it, notice anything?

[QUOTE=JustGman;33886689][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090603182321/half-life/en/images/4/43/Fassassin_head.png[/img] This is the head texture of the combine assassin from the leak. Look real close at it, notice anything?[/QUOTE] I don't even know what I'm looking for. Is it the face in the circle, or the scribbling in the background of the lighter-colored spot that looks similar to Ratman's scribblings from Portal?

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;33886725]I don't even know what I'm looking for. Is it the face in the circle, or the scribbling in the background of the lighter-colored spot that looks similar to Ratman's scribblings from Portal?[/QUOTE] The scribbling is the signature of the guy that made the texture.