Video Game Urban Legends, Creepy Pasta, Hoaxes, and Other Shit v3 - Don't Make This Fail - General

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;34528665]And how would one refill his/her air thing?[/QUOTE] Like this. [video=youtube;SiabeNR_q0U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiabeNR_q0U[/video]

After reading more about Fallout's vaults, Vault 11 is both funny and tragic. And probably that's the way it would happen in real life [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/IMG] Also, It'd be awesome to be the guy in Vault 69.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;34562311]Also, It'd be awesome to be the guy in Vault 69.[/QUOTE] If you think about it realistically it probably wouldn't be all that great.

[QUOTE=fear me;34562405]If you think about it realistically it probably wouldn't be all that great.[/QUOTE] All the trash you would have to take out, while the women talk about you behind your back.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;34484344]Wow, the Creepypasta Index has only 3 videogame creepypastas, two of which have been posted. Here's the last one, which is mostly an idea for a game.[/QUOTE] Metro 2034?

[QUOTE=supersnail11;34562311]After reading more about Fallout's vaults, Vault 11 is both funny and tragic. And probably that's the way it would happen in real life [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/IMG] Also, It'd be awesome to be the guy in Vault 69.[/QUOTE] How the hell is it funny?

[QUOTE=jackattack;34564810]All the trash you would have to take out, while the women talk about you behind your back.[/QUOTE] Or maybe all the rape.

[QUOTE=kaine123;34567807]How the hell is it funny?[/QUOTE] It's funny because it's true. [editline]5th February 2012[/editline] Also the Puppet and Gary vaults are p. cool.

[QUOTE=hoodoo456;34568095]Or maybe all the rape.[/QUOTE] I dunno man I think the rape would be quite enjoyable until everyone found out

[QUOTE=supersnail11;34562311]After reading more about Fallout's vaults, Vault 11 is both funny and tragic. And probably that's the way it would happen in real life [IMG]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Summarize what you read, or link?

[QUOTE=ArmageddonScr;34568833]Summarize what you read, or link?[/QUOTE] [url]http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_11[/url]

Some of Y'all might be interested in this: [url]http://www.feedbooks.com/userbook/19376/creepy-pasta-video-game-edition[/url]

Does anyone remember that dead Source mod called "Bollocks", or something? It was a stealth/"hunting" game. the story was about all the males in the world devolving into these small, grey, furry things that only consume female blood. The females that are left in the world somehow found a way to reproduce or something (:quagmire:) and practically swim in futuristic shit: They have lasers, hover cars, and the cities look like something from Star Wars with pink all over it, but the player has to free his brethren because the women took them if I remember. Apparently this mod was never finished and had like ten levels in the unfinished version. By the time I found out about this mod, something happened to the files or whatever (The developer pissed on his HDD or something, I dunno) and the latest version only had the first level: Sneak into this building, kill this little girl to lure in a guard (Which by the way was pretty fucking brutal, you lounge at her and tear her limbs off. The game had some awesome blood effects though. It had animated decals!), kill the guard, bite [I]her[/I] arm off, put your arm on a hand scanner thing, and then you free your brothers from some cage or some shit because obviously chicks in the future get aroused at fat furry woman-eating things in cages. I remember there being a forum but I was the only member at that time other than the developer. :v: I tried to search for this mod before, but the website was down. Also there was this one map for hl2 I'm trying to find that's [B][I]SO MOTHERFUCKING STARTLINGLY PANTS SHITTING SCARY[/I][/B] the first time I played it. You start in this dirty, cluttered, rundown two story house or whatever. You can walk all around the house, and there isn't really anyone there. The front and back doors are locked and the windows are just textures with a light entity placed in front of them. You do however hear tiny things coming from rooms or floors near you: A glass bottle clink, a near silent tap, a tiny bag crumple, or even a slow sound of wood moving that sounds like someone's trying to move their fucking rock collection the size of a dresser and not wake their next-door light sleeping neighbor in the middle of the night. these sounds don't play too loud or often, so you jump every time you hear a drawer opening sound from downstairs, or that crumpled up piece of paper falling from that coffee table behind you. After a little while (probably like 5 minutes) you hear loud tapping coming from the "window" next to the front door so loud you can hear it all the way up stairs. When you approach that window (You have to be within a foot or two of it), it stops. But when you turn the fuck around, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, A BIG, TALL, BLACK (No, no, I know what you're thinking. You're wrong.) MOTHERFUCKER STANDS WITH HIS ARMS BEHIND HIM, HEAD TILTED DOWN A LITTLE, [I]LOOKING AT YOU WITH THE MOST EVIL FUCKING GRIN YOU HAVE [B]EVER. SEEN.[/B][/I] He looks like someone you'd meet from Slenderguy's family reunion. He's a bit taller then the player, skin pitch black, and he's missing the cartilage in his nose. Come to think of it, he didn't have a nose at all. Or ears. It's like his head was a skull with some skin still on it. He actually looked like that guy from "the Residents" but with regular human eyes. He even wore a suit, or something of that nature. [IMG_thumb]http://starling.rinet.ru/music/sleeves/zap_resident.jpg[/IMG_thumb] Oh yeah and as soon as you look at him, the game kicks you back to the menu. No sound, nothing. You just see that... Guy for a minute, then you get kicked to the menu screen. Crazy shit. If none of you guys can find it, could someone re-create it, or something? What happened to the Source modding community, guys?

I must know if those exist.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;34607568]I must know if those exist.[/QUOTE] Both of them do, or used to anyway. The first one I might have the installer for somewhere in my old computer's downloads folder. (I seriously doubt it, though. it's been -what- 4, 5 years?) I like to think they're still out there somewhere.

[QUOTE=Renegade Master;34608502]Both of them do, or used to anyway. The first one I might have the installer for somewhere in my old computer's downloads folder. (I seriously doubt it, though. it's been -what- 4, 5 years?) I like to think they're still out there somewhere.[/QUOTE] I might try to make that creepy house map.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;34610046]I might try to make that creepy house map.[/QUOTE] Who'll make Shitface's model?

Friend made this: [URL]http://pastebin.com/a9i7u8Ph[/URL] And I know that the last post was a month ago. Just reviving the thread.

I like how our project is more active than this thread :v:

now would be a good time to initiate it, you know, now that you guys have messed about long enough

holy shit sorry guys I totally blanked on the project how's it going by the way?

It's going good, actually. Wow, someone bumped it.

Does anyone remember that one dude who posted the rediculously funny pastas about like Age of Empires where everyone was realistic in the fights and shit like that. [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] Oh FUCK I forgot about the project as well, how do I get back in on it.

What project? [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=gvirus;35190308]Friend made this: [URL]http://pastebin.com/a9i7u8Ph[/URL] And I know that the last post was a month ago. Just reviving the thread.[/QUOTE] That one was pretty standard. Basically Herobrine with a twist.

[QUOTE=MeltingData;35267606]What project? [editline]23rd March 2012[/editline] That one was pretty standard. Basically Herobrine with a twist.[/QUOTE] Check your PMs, we can't discuss it out in the open.

We should populate the Creepypasta Index's list of Video Game creepypasta: [url]http://www.creepypastaindex.com/submit-pasta[/url] It's too little for the amount that there is out there.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;35267950]Check your PMs, we can't discuss it out in the open.[/QUOTE] Excuse me, what the fuck is going on in this thread?!!

[QUOTE=riki2cool;35288265]Excuse me, what the fuck is going on in this thread?!![/QUOTE] Okay, you [I][B]really[/B][/I] want to know? [sp]We're developing a cheaper chemical base for chewing gum factories in the Boston area. The discoveries that have been made could very well shake the sticky foundation of the chewing gum world![/sp] Don't tell anyone. They have surely dispatched assassins by now.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;35288265]Excuse me, what the fuck is going on in this thread?!![/QUOTE] a project

[QUOTE=gvirus;35190308]Friend made this: [URL]http://pastebin.com/a9i7u8Ph[/URL] And I know that the last post was a month ago. Just reviving the thread.[/QUOTE] Wasn't bad, although pretty generic. I enjoyed reading it, your friend has a good writing style. I'd like to see more of his work, as long as it's more creative.