[QUOTE=supersnail11;36344822][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09RshmHEjEs[/media][/QUOTE]
dafuq did I just see
[B]EDIT:[/B] At 2:40 on that video, can anyone translate?
[editline]16th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=supersnail11;36309444][t]http://i.imgur.com/q7jTB.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/HMiKZ.png[/t]
Doesn't look undef to me.[/QUOTE]
Is that the actual thing?
[B]Edit2:[/B]
Minecraft : Expansion.
[QUOTE] No one knows if there is an end to minecraft. Of course videos show the edge, but the edge of the alpha version. Later on, there was no finding.
So what exactly is the point of searching for an edge? Of course however, there was the farlands. The lands that "eventually" lead to the end, but the game is supposed to crash.
So I was one time on one of my old alpha worlds. The latest version 1.2.5 came out.[/QUOTE]
notdoneiguess
It's funny because the farlands were actually accidently removed in 1.8, so the map just ends at ~30 million meters
I'm trying to find a video, I think it was posted in a previous version of this thread or a similar one.
I looked but I didn't have any luck.
The video is from, I think, one of the Civilization games.
This hippie van drives into the center of this city, the top opens up on the van, it explodes, and the whole city is turned into like a forest or a huge field of flowers or something.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_51fjQNiw[/media]
Solomon is now the king of cool
[QUOTE=Blu_ninja;36378288][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_51fjQNiw[/media]
Solomon is now the king of cool[/QUOTE]
[I]NOW?[/I]
I think you mean since 1973.
[QUOTE=Blu_ninja;36378288][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_51fjQNiw[/media]
Solomon is now the king of cool[/QUOTE]
I'm now literally clapping of the new godzilla pasta. This, however, made me crazy.
BUT HOWEVER:
Minecraft:
Expansion.
"based on a true story"
[QUOTE]No one knows if there is an end to minecraft. Of course videos show the edge, but the edge of the alpha version. Later on, there was no finding.
So what exactly is the point of searching for an edge? Of course however, there was the farlands. The lands that "eventually" lead to the end, but the game is supposed to crash.
So I was one time on one of my old alpha worlds. The latest version 1.2.5 came out. The thing was, the farlands were removed in 1.8. So of course, This alpha world did not have the farlands.
So as I was traveling, I noticed something. In my alpha world, there were no monsters. As I checked Options to see if I accidentally put it on peaceful.
The setting was on Hard.
As confused as I was, I continued playing.
I noticed at night, there were no mobs. The mobs were all gone. Everything. And if there was a mob nearby my house, I would hear the dying sound of that mob. Also, during the day. The mobs will run away from me. Even If I did have wheat in my hand, they would run.
However the strangest thing happened one minecraft night.
I was digging in a cavern. No monsters, at all. I came across a dungeon, where I noticed a sign.
The sign read: "wait until the edge"
This scared me like shit. I actually paused the game when I saw the bottom of the sign.
The bottom of the sign, had a painting. The painting was a picture of the very edge of minecraft. There was a person, in the painting, with a diamond sword.
The painting had words, even though it was so small, I read these three words
"Find, you, help".
I went over to the painting texture in Roaming/.minecraft folder on a PC. There was no painting texture, at all, for what I saw.
Yet I was scared of the words. "Find, you, hElp".
The sign was asking me to wait until the edge. I was guessing, I had to go and find the edge. [/QUOTE]
Worked a little more, There will be a lot more. It is not scary now, but oh, you will find out.
I have a message to all lurkers without accounts on this thread
[IMG]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/1755/getouti.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;36361252]I'm trying to find a video, I think it was posted in a previous version of this thread or a similar one.
I looked but I didn't have any luck.
The video is from, I think, one of the Civilization games.
This hippie van drives into the center of this city, the top opens up on the van, it explodes, and the whole city is turned into like a forest or a huge field of flowers or something.[/QUOTE]
This one?
[video=youtube;bxBVc2cSFeI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxBVc2cSFeI[/video]
Sci-fi ecoterrorists...
Just wanted to say that this thread is friggin' rad.
Thanks to all of you for making this thread so friggin' rad!
Does anyone have the link to where the original website where the tails doll pasta was posted? I want to read that story.
[QUOTE=BearsAteMyCat;36441729]Just wanted to say that this thread is friggin' rad.
Thanks to all of you for making this thread so friggin' rad![/QUOTE]
Friggin thanks!
[QUOTE=MenInBlack23;36442486]Does anyone have the link to where the original website where the tails doll pasta was posted? I want to read that story.[/QUOTE]
I've heard mention of the Tails Doll. Does it have any screamer images?
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36446650]I've heard mention of the Tails Doll. Does it have any screamer images?[/QUOTE]
No, but Sonic R is terrifyingly bad, though.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36446650]I've heard mention of the Tails Doll. Does it have any screamer images?[/QUOTE]
Just fan made ones like these: [url]http://www.fanpop.com/spots/tails-doll/images/24418598/title/tails-doll-photo[/url]
[QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;36478443][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1WYj2uV2K8[/media][/QUOTE]
That made my stomach twist into a knot for some reason. Probably shouldn't have watched while eating.
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;36488838]That made my stomach twist into a knot for some reason.[/QUOTE]
All it wants is to be known
OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
ASH IS IN A COMA.
[quote]The accident with the bike? It put Ash in a coma. three days later he was found and pumped full of painkillers. This is why team rocket became less menacing. The drugs kicked in and stabilized his coma dreams, instead of being terrifying, they became idyllic, and he’s able to live out his pokemon master fantasies.
It’s also the reason that every time he enters a new region, virtually no one has heard of him, despite his conquests, and why givoanni leads team rocket. Ash has daddy issues, so he put his dad atop the evil corporation, and he just can’t picture himself as famous, so he essentially adopts a new identity every few months.
It also explains a few other things, such as how a child can go off on his own in a world full of dangerous untamed animals, and why every pokecenter has the same exact nurse.
Brock is ash’s repressed sexuality, he fell into the coma a virgin, and needed an outlet for it. since he can never experience it, brock must never succeed.
To further expand on this, one will note how misty, a tomboy, is another aspect of Ash’s personality, his feminine side. the feminine side would obviously be upset at the womanizing side, which would keep a normal human being from acting like brock. This is why she constantly batters him.
I can explain the purpose of any character to ash’s mindset within the coma to make it make sense.
It’s the same thing as his community. Never experienced anything else, and couldn’t at this point. He’s only able to imagine landmasses besides his own because he used to dream about going to them and winning tournaments there. Also the reason Joys and Jennys are everywhere – those were just two figures he looked up to in his hometown so he projected them everywhere.
Team rocket is aspects of ash’s personality that he has deemed “bad” james implied homosexuality, and jesse’s vanity. You’ll remember that meowth has the potential for rehabilitation, and doesn’t want to be evil, so yet again this fits in with the confli\cting personalities theory.
Their methods of capture become more and more ludicrous ( and physically impossible) because ash is just a kid dreaming these things up.
The worldwide socalism can be explained if you once again realize that this is a dream world, he thought up a safe system of government that would run smoothly and keep the world going, allowing his adventures to work like they do.
and another thing.
Pikachu?
Pikachu obviously represents ash’s Humanity, hence the episodes where they get separated, and ash wants desparately to find him, but for some reason cannot. Even team rocket is willing to set aside any differences to work together and find pikachu. They want to steal pikachu ( ash’s humanity) and hand it over to his father. They will always be opposed because ash does not want to become anything like his father and no resolution can ever permanantly be reached. however he will temporarily reconcile with those aspects of himself in order to save his humanity from just becoming flat out LOST.
Max came with may, she played the ID with great aspirations, and he played the sensible Ego that “Session”. They worked for a little while but ash, being a teenager eventually his sexuality had to come back into play. he kept reinventing himself and eventually Wrote new aspects, but his mind slowly brought back the old ones as a crutch to make the transition easier.
Also, why the elite four?
Why not one elite unbeatable trainer?
Because no person has one single psychological roadblock, and toppling all of them in one go would rend one’s minds into shreds. I would assume that if he were ever to beat all four the coma would reverse itself.
Now it’s time for Gary Oak.
Gary oak is what ash wants to be. He’s wish fulfillment. he succeeded, and settled down to a normal life. ash needs someone to succeed in his world or he won’t be able to validate it and will start questioning why he’s where he is. it’s a subconscious trap to keep him from becoming too aware of his situation. His mind must have figured out that awareness of the coma would snap him out of it, but it would cause major brain damage, so it took something the boy already loved and built a way out for him with it. however ash is too complacent to finally fight his way out of it, and cannot escape. this is why he keeps encountering legendaries, they’re his mind’s way of showing him he can do great things if he tries, and it’s a way to encourage him to push forwards.
Dawn is ash giving himself a chance to love. since he already established misty as someone he’s not likely to go anywhere with, he created a new super female, one that was more like him, and less violent all the time. ( you’ll note that both may and misty had no tolerance for brock whatsoever whereas dawn seems to try and shrug it off.) Richie and his pikachu were another success story for ash, but he wanted one he could be closer with. One nearly identical to him. One that even used a similar roster to him.
Paul is ash’s dark side, one that wants to push on even harder and harder, the part of him that will stop at nothing to escape this coma world.
The reason for the new rivals is that gary settled down, he’s living peacefully, and to bring him out of that would be to supress part of ash’s wishes.There’s no way his mind would let that happen, so his personality fragmented further, producing dark (paul) and light (richie) versions of gary.
Mr.Mime is actually a stand in for ash’s father, one that can’t abuse him or his mom, because he is a pokemon, a peace loving creature that’s oddly humanoid, but that can never hurt a human ( ash’s trust is because he was never really hurt by a pokemon, so he sees them all as harmless, whereas in the real world they may be quite feral or vicious ( as seen in the early wpisodes), again falling back to the theory that the only real pokemon are the ones from the first season, and everything else is just further speculation coming from his mind on what new species would look like.)
And the movies?
Ash has been switched to a new treatment, and is adjusting to it, so his mind runs wild, allowing things to become grittier.
He releases them (his pokemon) because his mind is forcing him to let go of them. The second he raises an overpowered team, a tournament comes up, and after fighting his way through it he has to go to a new land for new challenges, but with an overpowered team, there won’t be any challenges, and no way to motivate him further, part of ash wants to stay in the coma, and keep journeying.
The other part wants freedom, and to return to his real life, to finally become a real pokemon master. However if he’s allowed to keep his powerful team there’s no reason to meet and ame new pokemon, he’ll lose interest, and the chance of becoming self-aware comes around again. so it’s not that he gives them up, it’s that he loses them, and unless he’s desparate ( like with charizard) he can’t get them back. it’s basically his mind forcing him to deal with his issues.
Aah the reason team rocket’s disguises are always believed. He knows it’s them ( on some level), but chooses to ignore it, so he can better himself, in a sense escapist ash is sabotaging idyllic ash. So that there can be more conflict, and hopefully an eventual escape.
Oh there are real animals. But they don’t matter to ash’s psyche so they don’t come into play much. if ash had loved puppies, everything would be about different breeds of dogs, and a dog fighting circuit.
But, as the series goes on longer, we’ve been seeing less realistic animals and more Pokemon.
Could this be a sign of his mind’s deteriation? That, as he’s in this coma, he’s losing concepts of some animals and machinery and replacing them with Pokemon. It could explain things like electric pokemon working as power generators.
The reason ash went mad/evil:
Ash’s father visited him in the hospital, even in his coma world he could hear his father’s voice and it drove him berserk.
The filler episodes that don’t focus on ash and the gang are ash’s mind working through, and humanizing the parts of himself that he demonized. It’s a way for him to deal with issues that ash and crew wouldn’t touch, because it involves treading ground he himself had sworn not to go near.
So in a way, ash IS team rocket.
A sign that his memory of the old world is slipping more and more as time goes by. The pokeyman realm will be idealized continuously the longer he has no stimulus from the real world. He may or may not be mentally deteriorating (he was always simple), but he is becoming more accustomed to his fake world’s rules.
This also explains why their outfits are different from the other team rocket goons.
They’re white because they’re a part of ash that he may deal with.
everything else, the rest of the whole organization is symbolic of his inability to escape his father. those three are the punching bags of the rockets because they’re issues that ash himself displayed and was punished for by his dad.
It would also be a good reason why Paul has shown up at this point, and Ash has been forced to work with him on at least one occasion: It’s his mind’s last ditch efforts to snap him out of this, to force Ash to actually come to terms that this perfect world is not the best option and he needs to wake up.
The narrator is ash’s Higher mind. It’s recapping and explaining the progress he’s made and the tribulations he will face, allowing itself insight into how best to awaken him.
As I said earlier, team rocket and the episodes they occupy are ash dealing with ground he feels uncomfortable with tackling on his own. James’ troubled childhood is his way of justifying his latent homosexuality.
It could be an attempt on Ash’s part to humanize Team Rocket as well, as part of his mental healing: Team Rocket isn’t really evil. They’re just jerk who have hit bad times. As time goes on, they seem to mellow out as well, to the point where the only reason why they haven’t outright given up on villainry is “We want to make Giovanni (father) proud of us”, a possible desire of Ash’s that coincides his “I hate you dad”.
Meowth had to talk to be more redeemable and accessible to his other bits of personality.
Evolving his pikachu would have challenged his concept of what his humanity was.
when ash is trading pokemon, it’s an attempt to push his own problems away on someone else, however he realizes this and usually trades back failry quickly.
Joy and jenny he knew from his hometown, and they act as a safety net or anchor, allowing him to feel safe no matter where he goes.
So maybe their trying to steal Pikachu (as stated, Ash’s humanity) is not only a way to impress Giovanni, but to make him a good man again so that he can appreciated his wife and child as he should have (or perhaps did, at one point). Ash is against this because, consciously, he knows that giving over his heart to someone who has been so hurtful to him and his mother will only cause pain for them both.
Misty’s Togepi represent a desire for offspring and a family of his own, or merely an attempt to defang Misty? Because she starts off as rather rageful, especially towards Ash, but after she gains Togepi she mellows out and acts much more motherly (mind you, it’s mostly towards Togepi, but it’s still a mild personality change)
The pokemon in Ash’s team are his issues, for example charmander represents his sex drive ( not his sexuality like brock ) at first it’s a cute easy to control thing, but eventually becomes a raging inferno of disobedience. acquiring his team means getting new issues, but as he trains them, he works said issues out.
The wild pokemon are his rationalizations of the functioning of the world. it’s the “a wizard did it” syndrome. If he doesn’t know how it works, his mind says pokemon.
Other trainers are more direct forms of his issues, ones that he must either come to terms with or outright defeat.[/quote]
[QUOTE=supersnail11;36493031]OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
ASH IS IN A COMA.[/QUOTE]
Wow, this is really really dumb. I made a post about something similar to this a while ago.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36336963]Man, it's so easy to fake those things (although this particular one seems slightly more genuine than others?) just by doing this:
The main character is insane. At least one of their co-stars is actually dead and merely a figment of their imagination.
Any characters with odd personalities or weird quirks has a disorder or was abused.
The show/movie/whatever is based on a murder case/traumatised family/whatever which somebody who works for the company that made this show/movie/whatever researched/was related to.[/QUOTE]
Except I should have added in "If there is any plot hole of any kind whatsoever, it is now a major part of THE TRUTH.
[URL="http://ifyouseeherturnoffthegame.blogspot.dk/2011/12/part-0-opening.html"]Also, some cool content. Starts off as a shitty OoT pasta, gets way better.[/URL]
I wonder if any non-fictional character actually has comas or if they're just for plot devices.
May be late, but the Godzilla guy started a sequel.
[url]http://godzillareplay.blog.com/category/chap1/[/url]
[QUOTE=lintz;36532020]May be late, but the Godzilla guy started a sequel.
[url]http://godzillareplay.blog.com/category/chap1/[/url][/QUOTE]
Started, yeah. I don't think I've seen any progress since the 2nd of June.
[QUOTE=lintz;36532020]May be late, but the Godzilla guy started a sequel.
[url]http://godzillareplay.blog.com/category/chap1/[/url][/QUOTE]
It seems kinda rushed. No leading up with small hints and subtle differences. First play and everything has gone to shit.
[url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Oblivion_Is_Oblivion[/url]
This is the most terrifying creepypasta I've ever read.
That SNES Godzilla creepy pasta has to have been the biggest disappointment of a creepypasta I've ever read. It began so promisingly and fucked up so hard at the end.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;36555019][url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Oblivion_Is_Oblivion[/url]
This is the most terrifying creepypasta I've ever read.[/QUOTE]
It just seems so impossible that it's not creepy at all.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;36555361]That SNES Godzilla creepy pasta has to have been the biggest disappointment of a creepypasta I've ever read. It began so promisingly and fucked up so hard at the end.[/QUOTE]
AFAIK it was supposed to end much earlier, but the popularity of it forced him/her to do more.
3 pastas in a row from me.
This one has "suicide mouse.avi" in it, so don't tell me shit because I know.
[QUOTE]Team Fortress 2.exe
I had a long day at school, and I was dying to play a game I loved called Team Fortress 2. When I got back home, I would play TF2 and go to a server named "Skial". Everything was fine until one day, hl2.exe crashed and couldn't work again (I solved the problem to this day, but back then, it stopped working)
I was startled by what happened, due to knowing that nothing was wrong with TF2 when I played it. I took a long sigh, and went on doing my other 'daily duties'
I started wishing I could play Team Fortress 2 again. Finally, I yearned to play it, so I searched TF2 cracked so I could play it until I get hl2.exe to start working. I found a link leading to RGhost.net. I clicked it, and it redirected me to a download page showing the download link and the name of it, TeamFortress2Cracked.zip. I clicked the download link, and it took about 50-60 seconds or so to download.
I opened the .zip and the contents were (In order):
tf (folder)
hl2 (folder)
Team Fortress 2 (Executable)
Debug (Text File)
_save410448733 (a SAV file)
I thought to my self if it was cracked, why are there only a few folders? I extracted them to a folder and double-clicked 'Team Fortress 2.exe' and it said in a start up box "Preparing to launch Team Fortress 2..." like it would usually say when you launch something steam-wise. I was met with the valve intro. It was normal until the valve guy started to turn his head. Suddenly, it went back to normal. I was oddly startled by this.
Anyways, when it took a few minutes to load, (Although it only showed a black screen, not the usual TF2 loading screen) it went to the menu of the game. It only had shown 2 options, since the others were gone:
'Start Playing Now!' and 'Quit'
I sighed and went to click 'Quit', knowing this was some sort of trick. When I clicked 'Quit', nothing happened. I tried MANY times and it still wouldn't budge. I decided I should just click 'Start Playing Now!' so I clicked it and it showed a usual 'Connecting to server.." screen. I was confused, since I didn't click any gameplay mode. After it was loaded, it displayed something I could never get out of my head:
A freaking suicidal mouse on a freaking road walking while some freaking strange music plays freakingly distorted[/QUOTE]
Now the next one:
[QUOTE]Redvsblue.avi
Well, all I can say to this is simply..."What the crap?"
To get started on this story, I randomly woke up in the middle of the night, and believe what you want, something was tempting me to get on on my computer and look through the TF2 "tf" files. I don't know. Something was just...speaking to me... Well I looked and I found this video (Now removed). It was extremely distorted and you can't hear a single thing in the background. Some audio in the frames of the creepy video are skipped entirely and in the next five frames, it shows a highly distorted Spy model from TF2. After that it gets really off track with more distortion and noise then there's just static. It's not as loud as before but I'm still shaking while writing this. I will have more to say tomorrow.
October 6th - (Decided to make it early 'cause I just got an E-mail) - well I got one of my friends to work on the video and remove the static, the audio distortion, and clean it up, but I swear, the result was WAY creepier than before he fixed it.
November 12 - Sorry for the delay. I was busy awhile. But this is creepy. I was on my YouTube account and the video...it got removed...and I DIDN'T DO IT. Trust me, I think I know my own account. But the undistorted one is still up there. I'm now officially scared to death and I don't know what to do next...[video=youtube;1WGNL6p0WxU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WGNL6p0WxU&feature=player_embedded[/video][/QUOTE]
The 3rd one.
[QUOTE]GameBoy Pro
This is a story about something that happened a few months ago. This is 100% real, and the reason I'm posting this on creepypasta is because I couldn't find any other true story site which would allow me to enter supernatural stories. Anyway, here it is.
I was always a HUGE fan of Nintendo. I have a Wii, a Nintendo 64, a Gameboy, a Gameboy Color, a DS, a Super Nintendo, and a 3DS. But there's one system I love more than any of the other ones.
GAME BOY
I love everything about the original Gameboy, from its crappy graphics, great games, bulky design, and non-colored display. So lately, since my 2 Gameboys weren't working, I decided to buy another one. I looked through a site, and I found something different. GAME BOY PRO. I had no idea what that was, and just thought some one had called a Gameboy Advance a Gameboy Pro. But it was name like this. GameBoy PRO. Anyway, since I didn't have a Gameboy Advance, I decided to buy this.
I checked the amount of visits. 6443728. And the ad was just posted about a week ago. I thought someone would have bought it by then, but I decided to check. I drove to the persons home, and knocked. A boy came out.
"Um, hi. I saw an ad for your Gameboy, how much is it?"
"800 bucks" The boy replied.
Now, I was pissed. 800 bucks for a Game boy advance? I was about to decline, but suddenly, my hand flew forward with money all of a sudden. The boy grabbed it, and gave me a box.
"Comes with manuals, games, AC Adapter, and battery pack."
And the boy slammed the door in my face.
I went outside and slammed my car door, cursing that piece of dung for being such a filthy bitch. 800 bucks? He slammed the door, and the box felt so light, was anything in it? When I got home, I unboxed it, and turns out I was right. Nothing was in it. He told me it came with manuals, games, AC Adapter, and a battery pack. There were none. I felt like crying. But then, I saw something sitting in the middle. I picked it up, and it looked nothing like a Gameboy Advance.
It had a flap like the 3DS, and when I opened it up, it had 2 screens identical to the 3DS; one being larger and the other being smaller. It had a comfortable D-Pad, with 2 analog sticks, and A and B buttons. I looked on the side; it had wireless, 3G, and volume and contrast buttons. There was also a camera on the front where the 3DS's one was, it had one camera on the back too. On the bottom back part, there was a logo which said: GameBoy PRO in a different font. There was also a battery back already inserted. on the other side was an SD card slot, and on the back... you won't believe this, HDMI port. Also, I saw on the back there was a detachable part. I opened it, and it was perfect size for Gamecube discs. It had it's regular DS and 3DS port, and on the bottom a Game boy port like the original DS.
I booted up the system, and the most advanced menu came up. It had everything you could imagine. I put in an original Pokemon Red, and it came in color. It had advanced 3D! Like 3D on the 3DS. I was so excited. But then, something strange started happening. The GameBoy started smoking. Then all of a sudden, the camera came up. And it was 1080p. But still, it was strange; how could a little system like this do all of this? Now things started to get scary. Lavender Town music started playing. I went to the home menu. I saw an app called: "Music Analyzer". I went to it, and it analyzed Lavender Town. But the scary thing is, when it played in reverse....
Oshawott came up. I dropped the GameBoy and fell. It was still playing Oshawott. Oshawott was part of the 5th generation! Then, a bunch of Pokemon came up I didn't even know. A black and white circle sort of thing, a green and goldish creature... I exited music analyzer, and then Demonic Jigglypuff came up. The sound became louder and louder and louder until.. it stopped, the GameBoy said: "Play" and exploded. I gathered up the parts and threw them away, They were later incinerated.
Ever since then Gameboys have scared me. I can't stop thinking about GameBoy PRO. I went on the internet to see if I could find anything, but nothing. Later, I got an email with a link. I clicked on it, and it went to a website, and it said: GameBoy PRO..Fo re ver y ou will P LA Y by Ni nt end o .... And my computer shut down forever.[/QUOTE]
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