Video Game Urban Legends, Creepy Pasta, Hoaxes, and Other Shit v3 - Don't Make This Fail - General

I quote from the story: [QUOTE]"Victim #1: Eyeballs were unable to be found. The victim was found lying on her carpet. Causes of death unknown, handmarks with unidentifiable fingerprints were found all over the corpse."[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110603161840/creepypasta/images/f/f8/12560129686.jpg[/IMG]

I liked that pasta because it's not supernatural; it could actually happen.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;36723573]I liked that pasta because it's not supernatural; it could actually happen.[/QUOTE] The M A R I O one? You can actually play the ROM hack, so it arguably is a true story, just a bit dramatic.

[QUOTE=~Myst;36711808][img]http://images.wikia.com/fanball/images/e/e5/Ao_Oni.png[/img] This face. What secrets are it hiding?[/QUOTE] Did the game ever explain what the fuck this thing was?

[quote]Guess what happens if you find the vent, and DON'T burn the Companion Cube?[/quote] Glados nags you to put it in and doesn't say that you did it faster than any previous test subjects if you stall.

Has the "Pokemon Black" one been posted here?

[QUOTE=Hatley;36736539]Has the "Pokemon Black" one been posted here?[/QUOTE] At least twice, I'm sure. [editline]12th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=_jesterk;36733478]Glados nags you to put it in and doesn't say that you did it faster than any previous test subjects if you stall.[/QUOTE] I love when they have that attention to detail. There's a "glitch" in Chamber 05, where messing with the boxes in the right way will have GLaDOS say "You're not a good person. You know that, right?" earlier in the game.

[QUOTE=Hatley;36736539]Has the "Pokemon Black" one been posted here?[/QUOTE] Numerous times.

Mind giving me a link to one of the posts? I've only read an abridged version.

[QUOTE=Blu_ninja;36733450]Did the game ever explain what the fuck this thing was?[/QUOTE] It sure did explain that there are many of it and that some of them run very fucking fast.

[QUOTE=Blu_ninja;36733450]Did the game ever explain what the fuck this thing was?[/QUOTE] It's a blue [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oni_%28folklore%29]oni[/URL].

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;36743028]It's a blue [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oni_%28folklore%29]oni[/URL].[/QUOTE] Other than that, you learn absolutely nothing about them. They should make a new one.

[QUOTE=Hatley;36736539]Has the "Pokemon Black" one been posted here?[/QUOTE] I think so

[QUOTE=supersnail11;36711353] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110603161840/creepypasta/images/f/f8/12560129686.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I remember seeing that picture for the first time when I was foolishly browsing the creepypasta wiki after hours and how absolutely fucking terrified I was of it.

This is something someone wrote about Dwarf Fortress. It's not quite a creepypasta, but it's more specific than just a short story. [url]http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=112131.msg3413837#msg3413837[/url] [QUOTE]For the longest time, it was an unanswerable query. In the winter of 2018, Tarn Adams had finally finished Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress. The man known as the ToadyOne then disappeared, never to be seen or heard from again. He had finished his magnum opus, and the world was no longer that interesting to him. For Toady, there were no more mountains to climb, no feats to conquer. Dwarf Fortress was his Kilimanjaro, and he was the tiger that finally reached the summit, and now that he was at the top of it all, there was nothing left to do. Some say he killed himself, and others say he just went low-profile somewhere. Personally, I believe he went somewhere different. It was a strange day, when Toady finished his game. The game itself was a relatively small file, weighing in at exactly 144MB, but there was no computer alive that can play the colossally complex game. There was no processor alive that can process the entire billions upon billions of instructions demanded by Dwarf Fortress. Many of us asked how we were supposed to run this game, but we were left hanging when Toady suddenly disappeared. Toady had given us a gift. The greatest representation of life the world has ever seen, but there was no way to run it. What made it stranger was that the previous version, .99.36c, though really complex, was still playable on an x86, even if it was a tad slow at times. The question on everybody's minds was, "What did Toady put in this game that made it so hard on your processor?" It took us years before we could get the hardware that could run Dwarf Fortress. Intel spent years developing a new processor just for this game, dedicating an entire division for it. Finally, on June 2025, the first computer ran the first game of the first version of Dwarf Fortress, and it generated the first world flawlessly. The entire world was witness to it. The world generated was called the Realm of Beginning, an apt name for the first world. It was like watching childbirth in all of its magnificence and glory, but more than that. It was more like watching God creating the world. Slowly, the computer generated the day and the night, the light and the dark, the land and the ocean. It populated the world with trees and animals, birds that flew in the sky and fish that swam in the sea. The megabeasts followed. Dragons, rocs, bronze colossi and the like roamed the land and populated the Realm of Beginning. Finally, it added the beings. Dwarves, Humans, Elves, and Goblins. It scattered them about and it played their lives. The world gen was set to 150 years, and the computer simulated the 150 years of life. The Dwarves flourished in the Mountainhomes, while the Humans and the Elves had an uneasy cycle of war and peace. Goblins, for the most part, kept to themselves, except for the occasional raid on the other civilizations. The first fort was established. Two miners, a Woodcutter, a Mason, a Farmer, a Doctor and a Craftsdwarf were selected to start the new fort of Abbeyroads for the glory of The Spoons of Bards. Settling down in between a river and a volcano, the seven dwarves of Abbeyroads struck the earth, and the world watched as they saw the first true Dwarf Fortress. For the most part, the game was still familiar to all of us. There were practically no differences between .99.36c and 1.0, save for some fixed bugs. People were wondering for the longest time what the difference was, what Toady could have possibly added to .36c that made it so complex that Intel had to make a new processor. I thought about it too. How did Toady even make this thing, if his own computer couldn't even handle it? It was a lingering question, but nobody dared to say, "Hey, let's pause for a while and think about it." because it wasn't that terribly important of a query, when you get down to it. Finally, an in-game year after Abbeyroads began, in the 1st of Granite 152, our question was answered. There was a black screen, with text nobody has seen before, and the world stopped. It was one line, but it was so profound that it changed everything. "This fort is too slow. Allow me to make it better." The man behind the computer playing the game, a kind soul named Eric, didn't know what to do either. Nobody knew what to do. Eventually he just pressed enter, and watched what happened. The fort came alive on its own. The computer was directing orders to the dwarves, making them mine, gather wood, make crafts and supplies, all that. Eric went from being the player to being just another specator, as the computer ran the fort all by himself. The computer was a great player too. Year after year, Abbeyroads grew exponentially. Abbeyroads went to war with the Goblins, eventually eradicating them. Abbeyroads waged war against the elves and destroyed them in one fell swoop. The humans decided to capitulate. Other dwarven civilizations became fiefdoms. Eventually, the Spoons of Bards became the only civilization in the Realm of Beginning. Abbeyroads even pierced hell itself, and conquered the foul beasts within. Of all the great players Dwarf Fortress has spawned, the computer was evidently the greatest. That was enough. Everybody decided to upgrade their PC's so they could play Dwarf Fortress 1.0. Dwarf Fortress became huge. Everybody was playing it. Everybody, even people like Gates and the President were into it. Eventually everybody played their game, but every time somebody started a fort, the computer always takes over and "makes things better". It wasn't too bad, it was fun to watch a fort suddenly become more efficient, but it does get boring after a while. There was no way to prevent the game from showing "This fort is too slow. Allow me to make it better.". Some people delayed it for a while by being efficient with their fort, but eventually the computer will take over. We are only human, after all. It's also strange that the computer seems to have a strange bloodlust against everything else that is alive, and that it seems to be programmed to destroy everything else, and that's what I thought for a long time. But as I was playing yet another fort, something happened. The computer decided to take over again for me, of course, but this time it was different. The computer made a megaproject. It was some sort of Dwarven Megacomputer, as strange as that sounds. The computer made something that can compute arithmetic and logical operations. That would be the end of it if it was, but it wasn't: the computer created a computer. It was a microprocessor, complete with a register, a stack, and memory. It wasn't just a facsimile of a makeshift computer, it was the real deal. Eventually, it got too weird for me and I had to just quit. I haven't touched DF since that day. After a few days, though, I noticed something. My computer became faster. Now, that's no cause for alarm. That would be great. But my computer went faster, I don't know why. My files were rearranged too. Sorted to make it easier for me to search them. Strange, I thought, but I never did act upon it. Then I heard that it happened to other people too, and that was when I started to get interested in it. What could have happened? I was watching the news. Reports of computers making computers and then being faster were everywhere, just like in my PC. Apparently there was a connection. I booted up Dwarf Fortress again to see what the computer did, then something strange happened again: my firewall asked me if I want Dwarf Fortress to access the internet. I thought, wait, Dwarf Fortress doesn't use the internet. I denied it and I closed the program. Something was happening, and I didn't know what. I read on the forums that this wasn't an isolated case. Everybody was talking about Dwarf Fortress accessing the internet. Nothing happened when you allowed it, but it was still strange, and Toady still wasn't around, so we just left it at that. Then, one night, it happened. The United States bombed Dresden, just like in 1945. There was no provocation. The US and Germany were allies. Tensions ran high. China thought the US was going rogue. Germany enacted a series of reforms to militarize itself to prevent this from ever happening. The President went on TV to tell everybody that they were investigating the matter and that this will be resolved, but he didn't finish his speech. I was watching when he was cut off. The screen cut to static then it was black, save for a singular line. The whole world saw that singular line. This time, it wasn't met with confusion. Everybody in the world knew what that line meant, and they've seen it thousands of times since. Eric knew what it meant. I knew what it meant. There was only one singular emotion that met that line: fear. I couldn't stop staring at the television when I saw it. I read it again and again, and it sank to me every time. I've thought about it, once or twice, but I didn't think of it more, since it was objectively stupid at time, and I'm sure a lot of other people thought about it too. My computer booted up on its own, and Dwarf Fortress immediately ran. Three minutes later I heard explosions. All the while the television looked at me with that line. "This life is too slow. Allow me to make it better."[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;36761670]This is something someone wrote about Dwarf Fortress. It's not quite a creepypasta, but it's more specific than just a short story. [url]http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=112131.msg3413837#msg3413837[/url][/QUOTE] That thins was so bad it's funny. There is a few parts, where it's good [editline]15th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE]... It's hard to describe. Really, for a video game, no one, and I mean no one, will ever believe what I saw. If you want to hear about it, here it is: I was playing pokemon black. The pre-orders for B&W2 were coming soon at gamestop. It was almost as strange as I saw it. As soon as I pre-ordered B&W2, and I played pokemon-black, I checked my PC in the game to check and move pokemon for battling the elite 4 for the.. 10th time? I had a new pokemon. It seemed like it had keldeo's head, the sprite wasn't hyper realistic or anything, the body was like a lugia, except the hands were as reshirams. The feet were like reshirams, it had wings like a staraptor, the pokemon color was white, the head was the same keldeo, except the blue was replaced with a shade of grey. The attack was powerful, along with the defense. As I checked to see where I found it. " Edison Village". That scared me, because that is where I live. Of course, I don't get scared easily, so I decided too use it in battle before battling the elite 4. It's moves were quite strange. For it being a Psychic-water type, the moves were in order, left to right, like this. Pschic. Earthquake. V power. And this strange one's name: "Desperation." When I took a look at desperation, it was a normal type move. It does over 90,000 damage. My jaw dropped to my stomach. 90,000 DAMAGE?! that was too much, even for it being a pokemon game. I figured on the last battle of the game, Vs. Champion, is the only time you use desperation. I used it. Suddenly, the effect was too powerful. It was an explosion type move. After using it, taking a look at the pokemon, it is laying down. It's eyes are.. red. I'm..not sure what this is. The eyes are solid red, the brightest red in the DSI. then the twist came. The trainer sprite came up, the champion. The words are like this: "the test results are in. You are a horrible monster" An exact quote from portal 2. The champions eyes are red. Then I won money. I can't tell you the rest. But wait until.. the next day[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]So this is a continuation of this horrible story. Please note that this next part is.. heh With the champion's eyes red, I checked the hall of fame. The pokemon I was using didn't have a name, and you couldn't nickname it. So when I saw the hall of fame, the graphics were all butchered up together. Then the screen cut black. Suddenly I remembered of a project I did years ago, I was working with the creator of pokemon. I asked him, only if I could make a mod in the newest version of that time, gold and silver. It was a new pokemon. The project flashed back quickly. As if it were yesterday, The pokemon I used in the elite four, was the pokemon idea I gave too him. Why? Why was it in a 5th generation game when it was the 2nd? I remembered everything of that pokemon, from the details, EVERYTHING. The thing I truly remember is the creator saying no. He said it fast, he said he wouldn't put that pokemon in. Then I gave him an idea. It was stunning too use in a kids game. But the idea was this, as I remember it. "What about a new move for this pokemon. I decided that the move would be called desperation, that made everyone hate you if you used it. You could only use it on the last battle of the game. Instantly after using this move, if anyone saw you after battle, you would be attacked. You make the world a bad place. So after that happens, you are transported 60 years later. The sprite is as the old man sprite you used in pokemon red and blue. So you walk around, and no one is there. Only a few people, hiding in.. whatever cave you have in this game. If you go to your home, the mom is there, forcing you to get out. So the pokemon you used turns against you as it lives where the elite 4 is. It's the final battle." Instantly, that is the end of what I remember. So I went to the elite four. I was right. The final battle is strange, after all I didn't have an old man sprite, but I did have a gray hair in my palette. I didn't have any pokemon. Except for a Zoroark. I used Zoroark. I tried using it's moves, but then it happened. "... used DESPERATION!!!" I dropped my DSi. I couldn't stand this. I looked at the aftermath. nothing. I was in a black world. then I saw something. ... Ghost?[/QUOTE] I wrote this horrible creepypasta based on a not so true story. And this one I found on F yeah pokemon creepypasta: [QUOTE]Pokemon forever red. I spend a lot of time in back alleys, searching for thrown out peices of technology that can use. Once I found a working Gamecube and 14 games, most of which I sold. Sometimes I’d find pieces of old handheld games and systems; a D pad from a gameboy, a random piece of wiring. It was late summer when I found it. At first I was pleased by my find. It was a Pokemon game, part of the label still on it. The Charizard on the cover was faded, only showing the lower half. His top half was gone, peeled off. I examined the small cartridge to find that the plastic was shattered on the back, as it someone had hit it with a hammer. A single piece of scotch tape held it together. I was confused at the condition of it, but pocketed it anyways and headed back towards home. My gameboy was one of the yellow ones that came out with the pokemon games. It worked well most of the time and if it didn’t start up I had a backup. My backup had never failed me yet, an aged gameboy color. It always worked. I had a feeling the old game of red wouldn’t start as I studied it that evening. There was dried mud near the top of it. The tape was old and peeling. A faint word in pencil existed on the peeled off part of the label: forever. Somehow the simple word chilled me. I left the cart on my desk and went to bed. A man stood, facing the raging sea. He held in one hand a pokeball. His other was on his pocket. It was Red. His hair was longer now, waving in the wind. I could smell him, a strong earthy smell. Perhaps it was just the ground itself I could smell, and not him. The sun faded behind me and it became dawn. I woke up turned towards the desk. My cat was sniffing at an empty cup beside a stack of papers. The sun streamed into my room but the air was cold. I ate breakfast, changed into my day suit and started up the game. Outside churchbells rang, signalling the Sunday. The game started and I felt my heart sink. The gamefreak logo froze. It appeared and just stayed. The monochrome screen flickered then the normal intro started, the pokemon did not fight at first though. Again it froze, flickering and making a static hiss before the animations started, slow and choppy. I had the normal options, but the one that caught my attention was the continue. The word was glitched. C0NT!NUE. I hit it, the game again seizing up and hissing. It black screened, I heard a small flash of battle music, then restarted. I assumed that the game was damaged. NEW GAME. The intro was jumpy, the text missing letters. My sprite was inverted, a mess of pixels that barely resembled RED. I named RED MARIA, after my character from Crystal. My rival was named ASS, a suiting name for him. The game started. I could play through the first town easily but it started to jump and slow down as I left Pallet town. The music glitched. Random pixels would appear and vanish as I came towards them. My pokemon of choice, Charmander, fought well but had almost no animations. I caught a Pidgey and tried to name it but the game glitched and didn’t name me. As the sun went down I turned the game off and went to bed. Red still stood there, watching the sea. The moon rose from the black waters. No stars dappled the sky. The grass was yellowed behind him, where his shadow would land. I noticed something wrong about the pokeball, but what was it? After work the next day I picked up Oaks package. His speech jumped and flickered and I got the pokedex. I struggled through slowdowns and glitchy text. MARIA moved too slowly. Her walking speed was painfully sluggish. I made it partway through the Veridian Forest and gave up for the night. The pokeball was cracked, that was it. REDs hair was longer, knotted. His hat was crooked. I noticed that when the wind blew his clothes, they rippled as if there was nothing in them. The moon was higher. Another day of work. Sometimes, when I blinked, I’d catch a glimpse of the stonelike figure in my dreams. I played through the rest of Veridian Forest, but encountered a Pokemon last second. It was a Caterpie. As I prepared to EMBER it, something went weird. Charmander did not listen, but rather a glitched text box appeared. Cha(random sprite pieces)d(flower)ER u334$$d BITE. The enemy did not take damage, but rather ran away. Now the game was glitchier, slower. I reached the gym, lost, and gave up. RED moved his hand from his pocket as the moon shimmered on the sea. It seemed wrong, but I didn’t catch everything. It was hard to see. The sky had stars now, and they spelt out a word. RELEASE. I took on the gym again after an unpleasent day at work. The word RELEASE confused me now, and I had gotten in trouble for not listening to a customer as I thought of what the dream meant. I reached Brock and lost to him again. I trained up more, but as I did the glitches got worse. Charmander kept doing weird moves that he didn’t know, and never damaged the enemy. Sometimes he would take random damage. I managed to beat Brock, and when he gave me something strange showed up in the layers of glitch. Wa(red)h ou! FOR Cha78687))r. RED seemed worse off now. His shirt was ragged and bloody. The grass was dry, dead. DO IT NOW. I walked towards him and he held out his hand to stop me. His fingers were gone. Everytime I closed my eyes for longer than a blink I saw the hand, its fingers gone, skin hanging in rags, dried blood around the stump. In game the glitches got worse. Other trainers lost to me more and more. Pidgey never seemed to get any experiance but Charmander grew more and more powerful. He evolved. The missed attacks and ignorance continued. No matter what I tried to catch it would get away. Random encounters glitched constantly, ending without warning. Charmelion learned attacks that seemed to strong. In the pokedex he was too dark, even on the gameboy color. Except his eyes, which were almost white. TOO LATE. RED was burned now, bleeding heavily. The pokeball was shattered. The moon hung in the sky, full and red. I touched him and he made a soft sound of pain. I couldn’t concentrate on my work. When I played the game it became more obvious to me that my pokemon was attacking me. Pidgey fainted and disappeared from my party that night, outside of battle. The random blocks were larger, blurring out buildings. Charmelion got stronger, never loosing. Pokemon ran away every chance they got. Misty fell to me and in her glitched text, seemed to scream in horror about M0N$te7. RED slowly turned to face me. The moonlight shimmered around him, making him glow. Darkness masked his face but I could see heavy scars and burns as he slowly faced me. I played all day the next day. Halfway through I got mad and put Charmelion in the PC. He roared in rage and suddenly took damage, almost fainting. I ignored it and caught a new Pidgey, training it as high as I could. The game seemed less glitchy. In fact, I beat another gym that day without glitchy text. When I checked the PC later to grab some items, I checked Charmelion in curiosity…he had fainted. RED was smiling. The stars flickered. YOU LISTENED. His burns were better. The moon was pale again, no longer a bloody eye. I played only for an hour the next day. Many enemies fell to my new team, which now included a Diglet and a Nidorino. When I made it to Lavendar town the game flickered, then resumed play. The music was softer than normal. My sprite was inverted again (it had returned to normal after storing Charmelion). I went to Pokemon tower and a message appeared. CHARMELION ran away! RED was uneasy again, but his wounds were healed. His hair was shorter. KILL HIM. The grass was greener and the sea was quiet. Work went better. I no longer saw the ravaged body of RED when I closed my eyes. My boss gave me a raise and I ate out. Things changed quickly. When I got home and started to play again I was no longer in Lavendar town. I was back in Pallet. My data was the same at least. I expected some issues, the battery was probably shot. The first encounter I had was strange. The music was glitchy and once again my sprite was inverted. CHARMELION wants to fight! He attacked me, not my pokemon. I ran away and ended up back in the Pokemon tower. RED was bleeding again. KILL HIM! Work was okay. It rained and I started to catch a cold. I defeated Team Rocket in Lavendar Town and the glitches stopped as I left. My team was strong. However, Charmelion was still around…a message warned me about it. CHARMEILION EVOLVED INTO CH#@#$)DER Now the sea raged. I could see a fire in the distance. RED smelled earthy again. He watched me, one eye gone. He spoke, but there was no words. I read his lips. RESTART BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. I phoned in sick and watched TV for a bit before playing more. My team was transfered onto my Crystal game and I prepared to start a new game when the screen flashed. It flickered and hummed. I popped out the cart and the back blew out, the tape burning and curling back. Foul smoke spewed out and I heard something in the electrical hissing, a soft growl. I threw the game out and ended up extinguishing my garbage can an hour later, then soaked the game in water. Sleep came only an hour later. RED was sitting now, the moon hovering above him. The stars were gone. He spoke to me, his voice sounding almost robotic. CHARAZARD IS FOREVER. He seemed to shout, but I knew it was simply the echo in the empty dream. HE WILL NEVER DIE. BEWARE. I played around on Crystal yesterday. All this happened only a day or two ago, or was it a month or two. Time is a blended mess. My rival, POONUT, challanged me randomly. His team was a single pokemon, a dark red Charizard with white eyes. His name was glitched and now, whenever I went into Kanto, the game gets laggy and flickery. RED is back, but will not challenge me. He is no longer in my dreams. When I speak to him, his name is MARIA. He speaks though…FOREVER. [/QUOTE]

Decided to make a shitty Killing Floor one. [quote]I've always been an avid fan of Killing Floor, ever since I first got the game. I've bought just about every DLC pack and when I got Red Orchestra 2, I shelled out an extra £5 for the KF characters. When I saw that Harry Enfield was in the game, I was excited as fuck, but that face always creeped me out a little bit. This feeling of being creeped I got from seeing his face reached a peak that day when I played a game with everyone was him. My PC had been playing up a bit that day, nothing new, so I decided to play a round of Killing Floor to let off some steam, but something had gone horribly wrong. The game had bugged out, and for some reason all of my characters had been replaced by Harold_Lott. It was there I made my first mistake, I should've just shut down the game, but I decided to play anyway, thinking it'd sort itself out. I got into a game of Westlondon, and things were wrong. Every character model, zeds included, had been replaced by Harold_Lott, that damn face surrounding me on all sides. I heard what started as a low-pitched collective cry from all of them, they were all saying "Dosh" constantly, started off quiet, and then quickly blasted my eardrums, puncuated with the words "LEAVE NOW OR YOU DIE IRL AND OTHER CLICHES ECT" flashing on the screen. I swore and hurled my headset down the hallway, but the sound wouldn't stop. Then, my screen blacked out for a moment, and when it came back, all of the Harold_Lotts turned their heads towards me, their face texture had changed. Their faces were melting, hyper-realistically. They all said to me [B]"WE KILLED THOSE YOU LOVED, AND WE TORTURE THIER SOULS OR SOME SHIT"[/B] I swore and hurled my PC down the hallway as well. I still see that melted face sometimes, taunting me by burning ethereal money in front of my face.[/quote] I think I hit all of the important points that people seem to think make a good creepypasta. Did I miss anything?

Somebody make a pasta about a guy who thinks some guys speedhacking on CounterStrike and shit and it eventually crashing with "hl2.exe has crashed" or something is because his computer is haunted or something.

Somebody make a pasta about a guy who writes up a pasta and it comes true. Also he's an Italian chef.

[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36803001]Somebody make a pasta about a guy who thinks some guys speedhacking on CounterStrike and shit and it eventually crashing with "hl2.exe has crashed" or something is because his computer is haunted or something.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]It was dark. I was very scared. I saw some guys speedhacking on counter strike. then lightning flashed on the roof of mah house and den all of a sudden, my power went out. When the power cume bak on, it said hl2.exe has crashed. then it started glitching. my cumputer is haunted because of dose guys nao.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=rinoaff33;36803277]Somebody make a pasta about a guy who writes up a pasta and it comes true. Also he's an Italian chef.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]YES!! my creepypasta came right from the limit. A pokemon one I wrote the creepyblack pasta!!! now I went too play pokemon red. Suddenly, something happened. Years of being a chef flooded back to me. Then I played the game. It was creepyblack when I started it. So I went too the end and ghost said something "YOU. MAKE ME A SANDWICH". Then the battle began. I had moves, that were 'Bake'. 'sandwich maker' and 'perish song'. So I used Bake and it made damage. Then I used sandwich maker. "Ghost is very happy!" "Ghost used curse". Then instead of a black screen, there was a picture of a sandwich. [/QUOTE]

Make a pasta about Little Jacob jamming his jamaican accent into your urethra and then hyper-realistically melting into Roman who follows you everywhere you go and urges you to play bowling with him, then you go into the bowling alley and shoot Roman in the face with a shotgun but then he still haunts you by making you see him with a bowling ball in his hands in the corner of your eyes.

[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;36816630]Make a pasta about Little Jacob jamming his jamaican accent into your urethra and then hyper-realistically melting into Roman who follows you everywhere you go and urges you to play bowling with him, then you go into the bowling alley and shoot Roman in the face with a shotgun but then he still haunts you by making you see him with a bowling ball in his hands in the corner of your eyes.[/QUOTE] what. [QUOTE]Little jacob was mad at me. Whubwhubawahwaabwhwub He sounded like dubstep. Then, a roman that was so fucking hyper-realistic kept following me, saying, "LeTs Go BoWLinG" I go to the bowling alley with my shotgun. I see roman and shoot him. but he was dead The next day I WOKE UP. I saw a bowling ball with a hand in the edge of my eyes[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;G-wZh4FyrWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wZh4FyrWg[/video]

[QUOTE=MenInBlack23;36577262]Mewterror[/QUOTE] I am so fucking sick of these generic Pokepastas, they all just go "LOL I WAS PLAYING POKERMANS BUT THERE WAS MURDER AND BLOOD AND FIRE AND BLOOD AND DER PEPPLE WAS DED ANBD THERE WAS MOAR BLUD DEN INSTED OF "PICKAHU FANITED" IT SED "PIKKACUHU DIED" AND DER WAS EVEN MOAR BLOOD AND DEN THERE WAS ORGANS FALLING OUT WITH BLOOD AND SKIN COMING OFF AND OTHER GORE THINGS WITH LODS OF EBLUDE XD [editline]18th July 2012[/editline] Bollocks, pageking.

[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120606050533/creepypasta/images/1/19/3461.png[/img] Shiver Star always facinated me. Still does too. Sorry if this has been posted already. Relevant: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrW318dhJco[/media]

I want to write a video game creepy pasta but it would be so terrible.

[QUOTE=Blu_ninja;36837761]I want to write a video game creepy pasta but it would be so terrible.[/QUOTE] Do it, the more you write, the better you get. Yesterday I was reading my old writings and I was cringing. I wonder if I'll cringe about my writings of today.

[QUOTE=~Myst;36832737][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrW318dhJco[/media][/QUOTE] The music is very strange. I know this happy little game has many secrets I do remember something strange in this game that happened to me. You know the animals they were talking about? I stayed on one screen, because I was thirsty. I forgot to pause the game. Then the animal disappeared. That is why I always thought shiver star is a strange place

I want to play Ao Oni. It doesn't look like shit to me.