[QUOTE=supersnail11;36939477]jesus[/QUOTE]
How stupid would you have to be to not translate that stuff when you first see it?
I mean, seriously, I dunno about you guys, but if I was playing a game with messages in a foreign language, [B]literally[/B] the first thing I'd do would be to put it through google translate on "Detect Language"
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36940729]
And once again, I'd recommend basing the pasta around either Lego Rock Raiders of [URL="en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Movies"]this game[/URL], The Movies.[/QUOTE]
Alright alright...
I don't know about lego rock raiders so I'll start writing the movies
Oh my god Lego Rock Raiders. I had so much fucking fun with that game when I was a kid!
[QUOTE=Griffster26;36941944][IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120726080838/creepypasta/images/e/e2/Tumblr_lz8jqiuRXv1qhjm2zo1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I want this as a poster now.
Could somebody please link me to that Godzilla creepypasta that a lot of people in this thread are praising?
[url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_2's_Auger_Quest[/url]
Old gold; I read it again recently and I realized how fucked up it is, especially because all of it is true.
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36959097][url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_2's_Auger_Quest[/url]
Old gold; I read it again recently and I realized how fucked up it is, especially because all of it is true.[/QUOTE]
Clicked the link, this showed up in the "recent images" thing on the side.
[img]http://puu.sh/M9If[/img]
Actually clicking on the image led me to a 404.
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36959097][url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_2's_Auger_Quest[/url]
Old gold; I read it again recently and I realized how fucked up it is, especially because all of it is true.[/QUOTE]
I've seen it on some blog, pics included. It's proven to be fake, because the Auger's sprite is from Fallout Tactics, IIRC.
Did anyone ever figure out the last secret in that ahl_5am map?
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36959097][url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_2's_Auger_Quest[/url]
Old gold; I read it again recently and I realized how fucked up it is, especially because all of it is true.[/QUOTE]
There's a [URL=http://creamofplenty.blogspot.com/2011/12/fallout-2s-auger-quest.html]better version of it[/URL] that has pictures.
[QUOTE=Demeschik;36962413]It's proven to be fake, because the Auger's sprite is from Fallout Tactics, IIRC.[/QUOTE]
The space station is the crashed MIR from Tactics.
[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;36962471]Did anyone ever figure out the last secret in that ahl_5am map?[/QUOTE]
I believe people found a way to decompile the map and looked through it and it was actually unfinished, or rather there wasn't an "ending" to it.
[QUOTE=slayer20;36963345]I believe people found a way to decompile the map and looked through it and it was actually unfinished, or rather there wasn't an "ending" to it.[/QUOTE]
I remember reading about it, there were missing parts in the clock or something, so people got stuck in a dead end after completing most of the tasks.
Here is a really horrible pasta I found on the wiki via the random button.
[url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_2:_The_True_Ashura_Glitch[/url]
If the shitty cliches weren't bad enough, the lack of punctuation makes it hard to read.
[QUOTE]Okay, this all started about a year ago it was May 3, 2010. I was celebrating my second year on YouTube. So I bought an old Sonic 2 game from the FleeMarket on the next street over from my house. [/QUOTE]
You're celebrating your second year on youtube by buying sonic 2?
It doesn't even say it's for a let's play
[QUOTE]I wondered what I did wrong but I just ignored it. I mean come on what did I do wrong anyway. [U]I tried just like in the video.[/U][/QUOTE]
What video?
[QUOTE]So anyway I started the game again but this time it said instead of Emerald Hill Act 1, it said Death Hill Act 1[/QUOTE]
Original level is dropping at 99% percent.
[QUOTE]Which I thought was odd[U] but cool[/U], the level started[/QUOTE]
If I didn't know nothing about creepypasta, or hacked games that would scare the shit out of me.
[QUOTE] I looked and the level layout was odd and the pixels were off. I started thinking "[U]What is this, a hack or something?[/U]"[/QUOTE]
No, this isn't a hack, IT'S A FUCKING BANANA.
(Pixels were off is very original. No doubt.)
[QUOTE]Then I realized Sonic was the colors of Ashura but better like a custom sprite of him was added I clapped being a big fan of the glitched hedgehog I started playing after I got past the goal I felt fear which I never am really scared of anything other than small things like death but that's normal[/QUOTE]
What is going on? Story change? Bad copy? WHAT IS GOING ON?! DOES THIS HAVE A MAIN IDEA OR IS ALL OF THE STORY BUTCHERED UP TOGETHER?
[QUOTE]Then a cutscene played I was like wait what is going on sonic never had a cutscene other than at the end of it.[/QUOTE]
Proper text: and thun laik, a catscene pluyed and I was like:" GURL WIT WHAT IS GOIN ON. Sonic nevur haid a catscene."
[QUOTE]So as I was playing the boss showed up Eggman or Dr. Robotnik for the older players. With Sonic in his hand choking him to death. [/QUOTE]
Original level: 0%
[QUOTE] Being a fan of hacks Ashura and blood I was interested in this on how cool it was till he was ripped apart for some reason I felt like I was ripped apart myself like i was Sonic[/QUOTE]
And you didn't mention that before because....?
[QUOTE]hen Ashura turned into a blood rage finding all the small critters Sonic always brakes free from Dr. Robotnik and killing them all with blood every where I could not believe my eyes on what I was watching. My heart started hurting for a while then the screen turned black then it resumed and I was fighting shadow the hedgehog but it was easy really easy, i did a single hit on him and shadow dropped and then another cutscene appeared showing Ashura rip him to shreds I saw shadow's face camera zoomed out and his organs where hanging out his eye looked at the screen and he said what have you do-then Ashura destroyed him.[/QUOTE]
AND THUN HYPER-REALISTIC BLUUD CAME OUT EVARYWAHER AND LIKE U WERE FIGHTIN' SADOW AND A CATSCENE SHHUWED UP UND HE RAPED HIM INTO SHREADS AND THERE WERE HYPER-REALISTIC ORGANS AND HIS EYE LOOKED AT THE SCREEN AND ASHURA DEATORAS HEEM
[QUOTE]I was in shock in the facted how real it looked like I saw a portal through to Sonic's world a world I only saw as a child. A tear went down my face on how I felt be childhood being ripped apart in my eyes like my heart was crushed. Ashura looked into the screen and said[/QUOTE]
Oh god please don't say what I think he's going to say..no no no no no no no no
[QUOTE]"You're next."[/QUOTE]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[QUOTE]The next day my friends said that I haven't been the same lately I've been crying in class punching every one and talking to myself for no reason saying things in a weird tongue I said get away to everyone and almost killed my best friend I'm thinking of moving away somewhere but where?[/QUOTE]
But where? You mean but where is the periods? and the rest?
[QUOTE]I got home and started playing the game again knowing what was going to happen and i didn't want to play but I was drawn in somehow. [/QUOTE]
HEY GUYS I AM GOING TO PLAY THE GAME AGAIN BECAUSE A WEIRD MONSTER TOLD ME I'M NEXT IN LINE TO DIE I THINK I SHOULD PLAY THE GAME.
[QUOTE] felt bad for the next fellow to find the game but I'm not complete with out it I through it in a river in New Hampshire, but I could find it easily it still wants me to play it so i can feel it but be aware friend it maybe the last thing you do...[/QUOTE]
Friend it? What is that?
Hey, I don't know if it has been posted on here yet but does anyone know if that "The Princess" creepypasta got updated? I remember seeing it linked on another thread but I don't know which one.
[QUOTE=Demeschik;36964036]I remember reading about it, there were missing parts in the clock or something, so people got stuck in a dead end after completing most of the tasks.[/QUOTE]
I remember people talking about it a while ago and someone brought up that it had been solved years ago; one of the places has [sp]the mutilated corpse of a child[/sp] and the other one is just a red herring.
[QUOTE=Combat Wombat;36967520]Hey, I don't know if it has been posted on here yet but does anyone know if that "The Princess" creepypasta got updated? I remember seeing it linked on another thread but I don't know which one.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://ifyouseeherturnoffthegame.blogspot.dk/[/url]
Nope, not yet :(
[QUOTE=MenInBlack23;36965756]-long post-[/QUOTE]
What is this, MST3K for creepypastas?
If someone actually made that into a youtube series I would so watch it.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;36977940][url]http://ifyouseeherturnoffthegame.blogspot.dk/[/url]
Nope, not yet :([/QUOTE]
Thanks, you're the best!
I can't find a good creepypasta.
[QUOTE]Bootleg Mario 64 Cartrige
(Mario 64 Creepypasta by Andaya)
"I am a great fan of Mario, but there's one game I love: Mario 64 (or Super Mario 64). So I went on eBay to buy a cartridge, and I found one, which was VERY cheap (like $2.00). I was suspicious. I started to think, after reading other creepypastas about haunted games that come with a very low price: "Maybe it's a haunted cartridge?". After some thinking, my mind said: "Buy that cartridge, creepypastas are fake bullshit". So I bought it. This "game" gave the words "scary" , "horrific" and "disgusting" a new meaning. The cartridge was a bootleg, which was 1 reason to think it's haunted. Then, the cartridge was blank, just "MARIO" written on it with a red Sharpie marker, no label, no nothing. And that's another reason. I was pretty curious for the game, I was like:"Oh man! A haunted cartridge... well that's interesting! Imm-a gonna buy it!".
I bought it, stuck it in the Nintendo and powered up the console. At first it was glitchy, so I shut off the console, blew into the cartridge and played it again. It worked. So everything was fine, when I got in the Bob-omb Battlefield. I came to a sign, that said:" UP TO KING". I thought: "This is a hacked bootleg, you know, bad translations..." but not even the Japanese version said to go up for the king. What I said now isn't scary, but after reading the sign, the sky turned black, and the bob-ombs turned in unreadable signs. So I killed enemies and all that, but then I came to the top of the mountain. The king was already on the floor, all glitchy, results like when you tilt the cartridgewhen playing. At this point I wanted to fight him, but all he said was:" MARIO NO KING 王はあなたのゲームのすべてを悩ませます。". Now I can't translate it, but I'm pretty sure he said something about haunting, or other shit like that. I kicked his ass, and when he died he exploded in a very gory bloodbath, with organs too. The star got affected by the blood too. Mario got blood on him too. When he got the star, he said something in Japanese, I thought it was something like "Here we goooo!" or "I got the star!". However, he said it in a very depressed tone, so it can't be that. Finds out, he said: " You sick bastard, you killed him! ". I said: "Man, those bootlegs are awesome". They are, but now the game gets fucked up, like all the other games. Toads were missing in the castle, EVERYTHING was missing in the castle. The castle was now just a blank room with paintings. That means I can beat the game now, since doors were gone. So I got to the endless stairs (which aren't there anymore). I found the portal that leads to Bowser, and toad corpses were there in every single detail! Mutilated, stabbed, strangled to death and every way of death you can think. I jumped in and HOLY FUCK. The level was all bloody, with corpses of enemies everywhere. Mario had a sad expression. If you fall on a platform, you would get bloody too. The blood platforms were slippery and just plain creepy. When I got to the part with wind before you enter the pipe, an image appeared, but it wasn't a flash. It stayed there for like 10 seconds. It was Mario, with a huge grin on his head. He was mutilated and decapitated. There was this weird japanese text written in a bloody font that said:" さらに行っていないか、死んでしまう。それが既にマリオに起こった、それはあなたに起こることがあります。あなたが停止しない場合は、マリオのゴーストが表示されます。". I entered the pipe. In the black screen "HELP", "BOWSER DEATH" and "MaRiO dIe" flashed.
I couldn't take it any more. It's not the worst haunted bootleg I have ever seen, but it had a morbid feeling. I was gonna push POWER, but then Bowser came. He said:" Mario, you are the only one that is alive. I already killed everybody, you are the only enemy I gotta kill". I pushed A and he said: " Now you're gonna die." Bowser killed Mario in one hit, and morbid images of Mario getting mutilated and decapitated were seen. Just like the picture before. After 20 seconds of this, the head of Mario opened his eye with a scream so loud, now I'm deaf. Then the game rebooted on the picture, staying still. I shut off the game. That image is still in my head. " This is what my friend wrote on his diary before dieing. I still think that he got killed by the cartridge, because he died the next day. Coincidence? I think NOT![/QUOTE]
Suppose this is the "magic cartridge" [IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120325200311/creepypasta/images/thumb/4/4a/N64.jpg/180px-N64.jpg[/IMG]
Here: [URL="http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Bootleg_Mario_64_Cartrige"]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Bootleg_Mario_64_Cartrige[/URL]
Coincidence? I think NOT!
[editline]30th July 2012[/editline]
here's one
[quote]It was one of those days at school that makes you burnt out inside for days to come... It was one of those days where everyone with the capability to piss you off gets together to do their best to bring you one step closer to an aneurysm. On top of that, i had enough homework for a week. Christ! Does everyone going to or teaching school just want to piss me off today? German, math, and Photography was more than fucking enough you think?
The first thing I should have done once i got home was begin on my mountain of homework. In retrospect, doing so might have prevented this whole thing from happening... my life would have been a lot better off, or maybe these events were inevitable. The first thing i did was check my Facebook. I then proceeded to pop one of my favorite games in my Nintendo 64: Super Mario 64! That game was my heart, my soul, and the wind beneath my wings... Okay, that was total exaggeration but seriously, I loved that game. I popped my copy in and... Tragedy struck... The game bogged out and never came back. At that moment, i realized that the human dictionary does not have a word for how utterly, and completely livid i was... i began shaking, turning red, and finally just unleashing a barrage of swears. That didn't help... I didn't expect it to though.
I eventually calmed down and began searching Ebay. That made me a little bit more mad. 400 fucking dollars for a new copy?!? Why would i pay $400 if all i need is a working copy? I gave up. I just half-assedly did my homework and passed out of the couch.
I was awoken roughly two or three hours later by the sound of my father coming through the door trudging around in his heavy work boots to the living room, slightly inebriated. I got up and awoke my computer now on sleep. On my Ebay account, I had recieved a message
"Hello Pdegan720 I noticed you were looking for a copy of Super Mario 64. I would be glad to sell you a reproduction cart for a fair price. What my associates and I do is make virtual cookie cutter versions of classic Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Nintendo 64 games. I can sell you a Reproduction cart of this game for $10. The game works fine and gameplay is identical. you may notice minor graphical differences but the controls, levels and story are exactly the same."
Afterwards, he gave contact information and a link to a couple of sites proving their legitimacy. I felt good about it, plus $10 was a steal. I bought the game and was told it would be coming in 3-5 work days.
Soon enough, it came. $10 of heaven in a small gray rectangle. I popped it in, turned it on and sure enough, the gameplay was the same. The graphics were a bit worse than the original but i was warned of this so its no big deal.
I got to Bob-Omb Battlefield. Once i got another star i just jumped back in and completed the next task to obtain another star one after another. Soon i turned around to do another level and i saw something that made me paralyze with fear and drop the controller. The walls were smeared with blood and the bodies of toads were everywhere... Mario wouldn't move. Rocking the joystick in every direction did nothing. There was no music. For roughly 3 minutes it was silence until mario got on his knees and threw up all over the floor, then more silence. The door rapidly ripped itself open open and mario ventured in. Note I said Mario went in. I wasn't touching the controller. I would have turned this cartridge from hell off, burn it, ask my mom if i could work for her to make $10 and forget this all happened. I was going to until i saw something that made me jump and my stomach churn. The view on the TV screen was... horrible. There's no way to describe it. I say that not because i lack the vocabulary, but because I couldn't make odds and evens of it. Mario was on a little, twisted protrusion of land raising a good 500-600 feet from the murky, brown muck below. There were a couple of trails leading to a huge land mass far away. I don't know how to describe it... It was just a tangled mess of growth slowly consuming a barn or something like that. This doesn't sound very scary but there's one problem... I have seen this exact design in a nightmare before. It was exactly this: same rotten house, same decrepit foliage, same feeling in my gut that i'm going to die. I stood there awestruck until mario turned around and said in a deep, unsettling voice
"What's the matter Phillip? stop being such a fucking pussy!" It knew my name. My stomach churned and thrashed violently and i had to run to the bathroom to puke my guts out. I had nearly passed out. I just sat there waiting. Breathing deeply. Little by little, I heard a noise slowly augment in sound. Very slowly creeping to a higher and higher level of sound. I reemembered the unsettling voice Mario spoke to me in as I heard the very same voice letting out a very ominous laugh. He didn't stop. That bastard didn't stop.
"You've scarred me for life! Why aren't you satisfied you sick bastard?" I said with tears streaming down my face. It obviously wasn't satisfied. I stepped out to turn that damned cartridge off to let it rot in my subconsious. Mario persisted with his demented cackling staring at a wall... Written in blood was something scarier than anything I'd encountered in this sick game. It read Du bist tote wo du melded. it translates roughly out to you are dead where you stand... In german. How did it know i spoke German? It was one thing to know my name was Phillip, but there was no concievable way one could get their hands on information like this. I turned the game off, ripped it out of its snug little cradle violently, and went up stairs to explain everything to my mom and dad. My knees buckled when i saw that no one was home. Not even my dog. Oh they're out... They're at work... They took the dog to the vet... Yeah that explains why they're gone and my dog is too.... well they'll get back, i'll explain what happened and it'll all work out. So I took a seat and waited... A single tear came from my face. I couldn't fool myself......[/quote]
[url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Pdegan/that_damn_cartridge[/url]
Here, let me help you with that search.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/b1lgN.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QxYCC.png[/img]
[editline]30th July 2012[/editline]
Hey kids here's a tumblr to submit all your horrible creepypastas to: [url]http://youareahorriblewriter.tumblr.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=supersnail11;37004252]Coincidence? I think NOT!
[editline]30th July 2012[/editline]
here's one
[url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Pdegan/that_damn_cartridge[/url]
Here, let me help you with that search.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/b1lgN.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QxYCC.png[/img]
[editline]30th July 2012[/editline]
Hey kids here's a tumblr to submit all your horrible creepypastas to: [url]http://youareahorriblewriter.tumblr.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
aka stop posting "omg this story is so terrible lol!" stories aka post actual content ok
I'm digging through V1 looking for old gold.
Here's part of one.
[QUOTE=Tark;27011056]I really do like Indie games. Things like Dwarf Fortress, Cortex Command, Gratuitous Space Battles, all very fun. I like the originality behind each game, how each is different and yields new experiences. Yes I do like large commercial games too, but these are different from those. I was recently asked by a friend to play Minecraft with him. However, I didn't own Minecraft at the time, how very silly that may sound I had only heard of it. He very kindly gifted it to me; what a pal.
So 10 minutes later I was already in game and enjoying the game with my friend on his other friends server. It was just us three at the time, we were making a big castle. Suddenly the host quits and tells over the console that he has to go and that he will leave the server on. He said it in a fast paced kind of way, like he was worried about something that was happening. Both my friend and I soon get bored and leave.
My friend goes off to play BFBC:2, but I go to the minecraft forum to check the place out. It soon dawns on me that the forum is full of furries, 10 year olds and generally retarded people. I quickly navigate to the most interesting section, Modding and Mapping. And what a joyous sight it was, mods as far as the eye could see all doing really cool shit. As I'm moving along I notice one thread that seemed to stick out against the others. It had absolutely no posts or views, and was really deep into the section. Page 4-6 or something like that. It was called Delpinair's Animalia Mod. I went into the thread, there were no pictures but it claimed that it added many new animals and creatures to the game. There was an addon for it as well, made by the same person that added companions. Humanoid mobs that you could give orders and such. This looked really awesome, and I couldn't wait to try it out. I quickly downloaded and installed the mod (After reading a tutorial on how to do so, of course.) and booted up Minecraft.
The first thing I noticed was that it actually worked, Minecraft didn't freeze up on the loading screen. I was expecting it to. I went for singleplayer, but all my worlds had been deleted. I didn't really care anyway, they were all really small and I wasn't far in any of them. I started a new one up on World 1. I spawned in and was immediately greeted with the typical vast and amazing landscape. I could see some sheep in the distance, they weren't from the mod, but as I searched more I found some bunnies and birds, then a boar. The boar was an asshole and decided to attack me, so I killed it. It's body fell to the ground like any other mobs' would have, but it didn't poof out. I attributed this to a bug, which wasn't uncommon. But it just didn't feel very right, so I moved on and found a really nice cliffside plateau, where I decided to build my base. As I was building I heard a distant voice, heavily muffled, but the piano music was playing and I couldn't make it out and just moved on.
As I worked on, I noticed something else, there were no clouds. And the sun was moving alot slower than it should. But it was still fairly fast and I could see it setting, I finished up the first section of my house and sealed the door when one thought creeped into my mind as the moon rose.
I forgot coal.
I had no torches.
And it dawned on me that, due to the way the sun/night works in Minecraft, the night would be just as long as the day.
I began to wait out the night in my house, and left the game to watch some Minecraft LPs. As I was watching the LPs I could the occasional heavily muffled voice, I still could not make it due to the LP video playing. I thought I was going mad. My family was home, my brother and mom/dad so I could have just been them talking in one of the rooms, but that didn't seem right. As the night in minecraft wore on, I went back to the Animalia thread. There had still been no posts, and only 1 view from me. But it was on the front page now, how could it have no posts? I went into the thread and posted:
[quote]Really cool mod bro, but you never said anything about it changing the time, and I'm currently waiting out the excruciatingly long night. Also, I haven't seen any companions. Whats up?[/quote]
I refreshed the thread once and already the OP had replied with:
[quote]They will wake up soon. Beware the moon.[/quote]
The first thing I thought when I read that was that it rhymed. The second thing I thought was that he avoided my first question, and the last thing I thought was what he meant by beware the moon. The only thing I could think of was that nighttime was when the monsters spawned, but everyone knows that. When I read over that quote, I realize I didn't understand how weirdly he phrased the first part. They would wake up soon? Was this guy using a translator? He had perfect English in the original posts. At this point I was pretty weirded out, so I went into steam to talk to my friend, but his account was offline. It said the last time he was online was 12 hours ago, but I've been using steam a very long time and I knew that was just a bug that happens. I couldn't really talk to any of the other 30 people in my friends list about it, they would think I'm crazy. So I just kept it to myself.
[B]-TO BE CONTINUED-[/B][/QUOTE]
I wonder if there's any Mount and Blade creepypastas.
Any good Timesplitters pasta?
[QUOTE=Hatley;37024937]Any good Timesplitters pasta?[/QUOTE]
I don't think so, never saw one.
[editline]31st July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=supersnail11;37004252]Coincidence? I think NOT!
[editline]30th July 2012[/editline]
here's one
[url]http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Pdegan/that_damn_cartridge[/url]
Here, let me help you with that search.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/b1lgN.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QxYCC.png[/img]
[editline]30th July 2012[/editline]
Hey kids here's a tumblr to submit all your horrible creepypastas to: [url]http://youareahorriblewriter.tumblr.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
It's funny because I got super mario 64 off of ebay for $10 dollars and it worked perfect except the last battle was glitchy.
