I'm new, and want to avoid being banned.

[CheeseMan]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;32599521]With a bit of streetwise knowledge you too can become a shining beacon of good posting.

Like myself.[/QUOTE]

[SUB]Heh.[/SUB]
[SUB]Hehe.[/SUB]
Heheh.
[I]Hehehe.[/I]
[B]Hehehehehe[/B]
[h2]HAHAHAHAHA[/h2]

Please nobody get this wrong, Sobotnik is not a good poster. He's somehow managed to mix up being a lunatic Sensationalist News poster and awful LMAO pics regular into an amalgamation of pure shit. Whatever you do, do not follow any of this man's advice so help you god.

Sobotnik's legitimately in favor of restricting [I]all[/I] human rights and freedoms if it increases the 'survivability' of the human race.

[normal boy]

[QUOTE=Firearms 136;32599703]Just exercise the following precautions and you'll be just fine:

[release]

4. Conduct yourself in a polite, courteous, and mature manner [I]at all times[/I]. Treat your administrator (Mr. Garry [b]Newell[/b]) and the fellow moderators with great respect (as well as for everyone else). Simply put: "Do unto others as they would unto you."
[/release][/QUOTE]

[b]NEWELL?[/B]

[Dawson]

[QUOTE=riki2cool;32603167][b]NEWELL?[/B][/QUOTE]
Whoops! How the hell did I screw that up?

[sub][B]Edit:[/B][/sub]
Wait, I take that back. I only mixed up his first name, instead. My sincerest apologies.

[Annoying Cat]

How do I put a strike through my text?

[CheeseMan]

[QUOTE=Annoying Cat;32604587]How do I put a strike through my text?[/QUOTE]

[noparse][del]test[/del][/noparse]

[Reagy]

[QUOTE=iPurplePikachu;32598307]Don't post.[/QUOTE]

Take your own advice.

[Recurracy]

I'm new posts will likely get you banned lol goodbye op

[Bytecry]

Long time lurker?

Your join date is October 2011

[Egg]

[QUOTE=Bytecry;32607240]Long time lurker?

Your join date is October 2011[/QUOTE]

He could've lurked before he joined.

[antair]

I rarely post due to fear of being ridiculed, but I absolutely love this forum and everyone on it to death.

[Vaphobos]

Don't be afraid of boxes there are always trolls here. Then again, if you get over 5 you're doing something wrong.

[Logic Studio]

[QUOTE=antair;32609027]I rarely post due to fear of being ridiculed, but I absolutely love this forum and everyone on it to death.[/QUOTE]
What a redicilous post. Please stop writing

[Wux]

dont call attention

[Orkel]

[QUOTE=fordzje;32598166]I'm a long time lurker, and in every thread, I see at least 5 people get banned for image macros, useless post, and many other reasons too.
So, quick question, how can I keep everyone happy?[/QUOTE]

Follow common sense and read the rules for every single forum section you post in.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWLO4acMTCM[/media]

I'll be keeping an eye on you.

[Patrick]

Bans are temporary, permabans are permanent. You may get banned but it might be for half a day to a week.

[jbthekid]

Just don't do anything!

[raalph]

Don't join Facepunch.

[Sergeant Stacker]

Just don't be a dumbass and you'll be fine.

[Pen Straw]

Welcome to Facepunch!

[editline]4th October 2011[/editline]

it's too late to go back now.

8I

[Y'all.]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;32607165]I'm new posts will likely get you banned lol goodbye op[/QUOTE]

Posts about being new and not knowing ban reasons is a bannable offense?
What the actual fuck.

[editline]4th October 2011[/editline]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[CheeseMan]

it is in forums that aren't fast threads

it's the FP way, temp bans are warnings, permabans are bans.

[Mr.face]

Dont make threads like this

[AntiNazi]

Follow my advices and you will be a god,like me.

1.Troll only where it is allowed.
2.Do not under any circumstances,post NSFW(porny) pictures.
3.Hate mingebags(scumbags).
4.Never,ever,never be a nazi. I kill you if you are.
5.Post only on topic,if off topic you must put a note,ass people might get confused.
6.Be normal behaviour.

Or just be yourself.

[CheeseMan]

[QUOTE=AntiNazi;32619890]Follow my advices and you will be a god,like me.

1.Troll only where it is allowed.
2.Do not under any circumstances,post NSFW(porny) pictures.
3.Hate mingebags(scumbags).
4.Never,ever,never be a nazi. I kill you if you are.
5.Post only on topic,if off topic you must put a note,ass people might get confused.
6.Be normal behaviour.

Or just be yourself.[/QUOTE]

8.don[I]tm[/I]ake posts like [sub]this[/sub]

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=Y'all.;32619445]Posts about being new and not knowing ban reasons is a bannable offense?
What the actual fuck.

[editline]4th October 2011[/editline]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.[/QUOTE]
Lots of people got banned for introducing themselves in their thread already? v:v:v That was in the General Forum though, I guess it's less of a bannable offense in Fast Threads.

[Torjuz]

Well, This ain't a good start. Be a dick and have fun.
Mostly you get banned for a [B]WHOLE DAY![/B] or a week...

A day seems like an eternity though

[znk666]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/w5TvK.png[/IMG]
I think you're quite ban proof

[Sincer]

Don't be a faggot

[PresidentGandhi]

This thread shall be of great help. Thanks, Firearms 136 and Die_Hard!

[QUOTE=Orkel;32613949]Follow common sense and read the rules for every single forum section you post in.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWLO4acMTCM[/media]

I'll be keeping an eye on you.[/QUOTE]

...you scare me. ;~;

[Sobotnik]

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;32603158][SUB]Heh.[/SUB]
[SUB]Hehe.[/SUB]
Heheh.
[I]Hehehe.[/I]
[B]Hehehehehe[/B]
[h2]HAHAHAHAHA[/h2]

Please nobody get this wrong, Sobotnik is not a good poster. He's somehow managed to mix up being a lunatic Sensationalist News poster and awful LMAO pics regular into an amalgamation of pure shit. Whatever you do, do not follow any of this man's advice so help you god.

Sobotnik's legitimately in favor of restricting [I]all[/I] human rights and freedoms if it increases the 'survivability' of the human race.[/QUOTE]

Great joke you made there mate. I and yourself both know that to post that badly takes skill and talent beyond that of a mere troll.