You Wont Believe What's In This Thread (Buzzfeed Title Generator)

[RockmanYoshi]

The 42 Frat Houses That Scream World Domination
The 11 Most Jizz-Worthy Halloween Costumes Of This Century
The 46 Government Departments That Look Like Miley Cyrus
37 Sentient Humanoids Who Are Having A Really Rough Day
35 VH1 Specials That '00s Teens Will Never Wear Again

Lets have some Daily mail as well:
COULD MUSLIMS CHEAT YOUR MORTGAGE?
HAS THE BBC TURNED HOUSE PRICES GAY?
ARE FOXES MOLESTING THE MIDDLE CLASS?
HAS CHANNEL 4 DESTROYED HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

[Silent Bang]

COULD THE NANNY STATE MAKE DRIVERS OBESE?

[Prollgurke]

35 Ways To Eat A Burrito That Scream World Domination

[editline]7th October 2014[/editline]

The 11 Most Unbelievably Flawless And Life-Changing Doge Memes Of This Year

Live changing Doge memes

[RobbL]

[QUOTE]The 40 Most Disturbing Potatoes Of The '80s[/QUOTE]

[editline]7th October 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE]27 Painful Truths Only Aziz Ansari Impersonators Will Understand[/QUOTE]

[editline]7th October 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE]ARE THE POLES IMPREGNATING CLIFF RICHARD?[/QUOTE]

yes

[Viero]

[QUOTE]WILL MUSLIMS RUIN YOU?
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]ARE THE UNEMPLOYED HURTING YOUR PETS?
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]COULD MUSLIMS RIP OFF TAXPAYERS?
[/QUOTE]

nice.

[KOS-MOS]

[QUOTE]The 48 Cutest Stories Of 2013[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]WILL WORKING MOTHERS IMPREGNATE PROPERTY PRICES?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]WILL LESBIANS HAVE SEX WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]WILL YOBS GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?[/QUOTE]

[Angry pepper]

COULD THE GERMANS MAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS OBESE?

WILL THE LABOUR PARTY GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?

IS FILTH ON TELEVISION GIVING TAXPAYERS DIABETES?

IS TEENAGE SEX HAVING SEX WITH YOUR HOUSE?

WILL GAYS DEVALUE YOUR PETS?

ARE FERAL CHILDREN TURNING CLIFF RICHARD GAY?

COULD IMMIGRANTS GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS DIABETES?

[-GTFMiika-]

[QUOTE]The 37 Most Unbelievably Flawless And Life-Changing Fragrances From "Forrest Gump"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]The 44 Most Adorable Potatoes Of The '90s[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]The 50 Most Disturbing Country Songs From Beyoncé's New Album[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]The 47 Coolest Water Bottles Of The Post-Y2K Era[/QUOTE]

golden.

[gongi]

[QUOTE]HAS CANCER MOLESTED PROPERTY PRICES?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS TURNED THE MIDDLE CLASS GAY?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]COULD TEENAGE SEX TURN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY GAY?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]WILL GAYS SCROUNGE OFF HOUSE PRICES?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]WILL IMMIGRANTS TAX TAXPAYERS' MONEY?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM TURNED THE CHURCH GAY?[/QUOTE]

I did good today.

[B]editssss:[/B]
[QUOTE]The 29 Funniest Vegetables From "Forrest Gump"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The 17 Most Jizz-Worthy Ways To Eat A Burrito Of Last Summer[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The 12 Most Arrogant Doge Memes Of This Year[/QUOTE]

[NyxCrab]

The 30 Ghastliest Instagrams In A Burrito

The 27 Greatest Facts From Britney Spears' Upcoming Documentary

IS TWITTER MAKING BRITAIN'S FARMERS OBESE?

IS TEENAGE SEX RIPPING OFF BRITISH JUSTICE?

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE]35 Superheroes Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing
The 34 Funniest Memes Of The Last 10 Years
The 15 Greatest Facts Of This Year
44 Nurse Practictioners Who Are Only Famous To People Who Live In New York
30 Cowboys Who Are Having A Really Rough Day[/QUOTE]

All of these could work as legit Buzzfeed articles.

[ProfHappycat7]

The 46 Ghastliest Stories Of All Time
39 SAT Words That Are Way More Important Than Work Right Now
34 Cowboys Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing
The 14 Most Arrogant Gifts From the National Hockey League
45 Miners Who Need To Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween

[Curls]

ARE HOODIES TURNING BRITAIN'S FARMERS GAY?

[gk99]

The 23 Most Jizz-Worthy Charts Of Your Childhood

k

[Daniel Smith]

HAS DUMBING-DOWN IMPREGNATED THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

ARE GAYS KILLING HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

ARE FERAL CHILDREN KILLING YOUR PETS?

WILL LESBIANS MOLEST BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

WILL FACEBOOK INFECT YOUR CHILDREN WITH AIDS?

COULD IMMIGRANTS GIVE THE BRITISH PEOPLE DIABETES?

[WhiteHusky]

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;46168960]WILL THE METRIC SYSTEM KILL YOUR CHILDREN?[/QUOTE]

Thanks to a random for this quote.
[quote]"In other headlines today, [White]'s children were killed by a large number of falling bricks. Arguments broke out as to whether it was technically a ton or a tonne. We'll keep you posted with further developments."[/quote]

[NuclearJesus]

[quote]The 15 Most Beautiful Tweets Of The 80's[/quote]

[quote]44 Commentators Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing[/quote]

[quote]24 Advertising Executives Who Completely Screwed Up Their One Job[/quote]

[quote]20 Movie Scenes That Prove You And Your Mother Are The Same Person[/quote]

[quote]22 Tattoo Artists Who Need To Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween[/quote]

[quote]The 18 Most Unbelievably Flawless And Life-Changing Country Songs Of The Last 10 Years[/quote]

[quote]27 Husky Puppies That Look Like Miley Cyrus[/quote]

[quote]The 13 Slowest Potatoes Of This Century[/quote]

[Seiteki]

This spawned an interesting conversation. Here's a snippet.

[QUOTE=I]The 42 Most Jizz-Worthy Salads Of This Holiday Season[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=She]First of all: what would a holiday salad even entail? Secondly: ejaculate makes for poor salad dressing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=I]I have no idea and I have no idea.
Wait.
Scratch that last part. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=She]Do not jizz on a holiday salad.[/QUOTE]

[HappyHead]

31 Movie Scenes That Look Like Miley Cyrus.

[kunst_deco]

[QUOTE]The 12 Greatest Country Songs From Beyoncé's New Album[/QUOTE]

[blackachu]

[QUOTE]30 Male Models Who Are Only Famous To People Who Live In New York[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]35 Parents Who Have Performed For Dictators[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]40 '90s Kids Who Had A Worse Year Than You[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The 20 Most Important Memes In The History Of Cute[/QUOTE]

But I think this one takes the cake:
[QUOTE]The 44 Illest Christmas Stock Photos From The NYC Marathon[/QUOTE]

[Conduit384]

[quote]13 Kardashians Who Will Make You Feel Like A Genius[/quote]
Pretty sure all of them would

[Rofl_copter]

ARE MUSLIMS INFECTING BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?

[FlandersNed]

[QUOTE]The 39 Slowest Ways To Eat A Burrito From Congress[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]41 Painful Truths Only Justin Timberlake Fans Will Understand
[/QUOTE]

1. He can never bring sexy back.

[QUOTE]The 48 Most Unbelievably Flawless And Life-Changing Puns Of The Post-Y2K Era
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]The 49 Most Beautiful Investment Bankers From "Forrest Gump"
[/QUOTE]

[bradno]

the ancient rome setting is funny

[rctplayer8]

[QUOTE]The 10 Most Jizz-Worthy Memes Of The Last 10 Years[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]The 47 Most Important Easter Eggs Of This Century[/QUOTE]

[Pako]

[quote]28 Olympic Medalists Who Completely Screwed Up Their One Job[/quote]

...you sure?

[quote]IS THE INTERNET STEALING THE IDENTITY OF THE QUEEN?[/quote]

"y'all fags -The Actual Queen of England"

[Doomlord]

[quote]20 Smurfs Who Tried To Find An Original Way To Go As Miley Cyrus For Halloween[/Quote]

- So no more wrecking balls?

[quote]43 Swimmers Who Absolutely Nailed It In 2013[/quote]

- Uh...

[quote]The 18 Illest Things In Space[/quote]

- Sick nasty

[ScottyWired]

[QUOTE][B]HAS CANCER CHEATED HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?[/B][/QUOTE]

Huh. An exception to Betteridge's law.

[editline]10th October 2014[/editline]

The 45 Funniest Aqueducts Of The Early Republic
The 48 Most Successful Denarii Of The Punic Wars
The 23 Ghastliest Codexes Of The Reign of Augustus

[editline]10th October 2014[/editline]

And another few exceptions
[QUOTE]WILL BINGE DRINKING STEAL FROM DRIVERS?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]IS BINGE DRINKING RUINING YOU?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]WILL BINGE DRINKING MAKE YOU IMPOTENT?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]IS FACEBOOK RUINING YOU?[/QUOTE]

[Darth_Kris]

The fucking Ancient Rome setting
[QUOTE]The 20 Olives That Will Haunt Your Dreams[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]The 36 Most Unbelievably Flawless And Life-Changing Tunics Of The Julio-Claudian Dynasty[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]12 Senators Who Absolutely Nailed It In 82 B.C.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]The 18 Most Awkward Legions Of The Punic Wars[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]
19 Vestal Virgins Who Completely Screwed Up Their One Job
[/QUOTE]
Like not being a virgin