• Shit that gets you mad v18. I swear it's legal
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Some people talking about The Big Bang Theory out of the blue go "Don't you agree it's the most hilarious thing on TV?" and I reply that I don't watch it. They go on about how I dislike it because it's popular and that I'm a hipster. Why do people with such a mindset even exist? I did not act like an idiot by being all "Hrmph, you are filthy plebs for liking that!" like some seem to do, I just replied I don't have an opinion on it.
[QUOTE=qwerty000;40266372]IRL or online?[/QUOTE] Online, with a mate I know IRL so it really annoys me. I wouldn't be bothered with it if it was some random person online.
I hate how all my co workers fucking call in sick or simply don't show up for there shift and nothing is done about it. It makes our lives really difficult when we are short staffed simply because of fucking unreliable people. The worst part is, I haven't missed a day of work in the past 3 years of working there, I'm never late for work and I'm paid a shit wage. Basically all the managers above me say how reliable I am and I am the best worker etc, yet I haven't ever gotten a raise. I was supervising last night and my buddy didn't show up for his closing shift and it made my night a lot more difficult, and this morning he is all like "Oh sorry about last night man". I feel like saying "Go fuck yourself", but he is my friend. If I say "Nah, no worries man", he will think its OK to just not show up for work. Luckily I only have two more shifts at this fucking place, before I start my new job at a place that probably recognizes good workers from horrible ones. [editline],[/editline] Also, I hate having to pay for everything when I go out with my friends. When the bill comes and their card gets fucking declined I have to put it on my credit card..
Eating a big chocolate cake followed by cheese stuffed chicken wrapped in bacon sounded like such a good idea. In hindsight, on the toilet for like an hour, it is no longer considered a good idea.
[bitching] Went to the World War One reenactment today. Not a single reenactor was dressed as a Serbian [/bitching]
Xbox Live is down
One of the most questionable people that started to dislike me is James. ...Feels terrible when you didn't even try or made an attempt. [sub]Okay maybe not, considering me going without friends is completely normal[/sub] [SUB][SUB]Loneliness is normal for me.[/SUB][/SUB] [SUB][SUB][SUB]Depressing and normal...[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]
How all the local gyms are full of dudebros. I'd love to go to a gym and work out or whatever in my free time, but I don't want to go when all the brosephs are in there 24/7 chugging 800g of PURE BEEF PROTEIN SHAKES MANG between 'MIRIN BRO in the mirrors. Just because I don't want to become ULTRA SWOLE BRAH doesn't mean I should have to face morons that look down on you. Seriously, when every day is BICEP DAY BREH for all the bro magnons in there it kind of puts you off being stuck around a load of JUICIN' SICKDUDE assholes.
I hate how old people are always saying how the younger generation are rude/ignorant when they are often the most rude people of all. I was in town the other day and some old bitch decided to not bother queuing whatsoever and cut right in front of me. The cashier told her that there was a queue and she decides to turn around and have a go at me for not showing any respect or something. I could have very easily given her a piece of my mind but I just waited for her to leave so I could buy my drink. Old people just piss me off so much when they are like that, it's as if they just try to provoke me into getting angry. I've had situations where I'll be walking minding my own business and then with no warning whatsoever some old person infront of me will just stop still. I then have to perform some ninja-like technique (not really but still) to dodge out of their way only for them to tell me to watch where I'm going. I think as soon as people get to that sort of age/mind set they should just be shot or something because jesus christ they piss me off. I'd say that any negative encounter I have with a mem
I remembered why I mostly like to be myself. Because you sometimes get the friend who becomes obnoxious when they are not entertained. "Sorry for not having something for us to do right now SO CAN YOU PLEASE STOP STARING AT ME!?"
IOSYS just had a mass upload of music, ifskills seems to be trying to prove itself by uploading more...
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40269274]One of the most questionable people that started to dislike me is James. ...Feels terrible when you didn't even try or made an attempt. [sub]Okay maybe not, considering me going without friends is completely normal[/sub] [SUB][SUB]Loneliness is normal for me.[/SUB][/SUB] [SUB][SUB][SUB]Depressing and normal...[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/QUOTE] I'm sorry man, I can see that loosing your friend is upsetting to you, but this edgy stuff you do kinda annoys me, just why man? On the plus side, I now now how to make stupidly small text, thanks dude.
Grown ass men need to quit pissing on toilet seats.
My shitty laptop has managed to completely stop my progress in Dead Space 2 like it did in the first game. I get to the part where [sp]you learn that chick helping you out is a unitologist and that space helicopter attacks.[/sp] I have to mash e, but that gorgeous background is too much for my laptop and it can't register me pressing e quickly enough.
I basically have acted as a chauffeur for my friends the past two years for schooling, nicest guys ever, I've known them since childhood, but god damn they are motherfucking cheap. Whenever we go out to eat, I'm obviously the driver. Whenever I have lunch, I always share with them (though I fucking hate it when all of my chips/fries are gone before I'm even halfway through my sandwich) but holy fuck, ask them for a simple favor, or just a few dollars to borrow, they can't come through for me.
[QUOTE=jbthekid;40271949]Grown ass men need to quit pissing on toilet seats.[/QUOTE] Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, and take a piss, but for some reason sometimes it splits into TWO DIRECTIONS WHAT. And I end up pissing somewhere I don't.
[QUOTE=343N!;40273380]Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, and take a piss, but for some reason sometimes it splits into TWO DIRECTIONS WHAT. And I end up pissing somewhere I don't.[/QUOTE] It's either a semen ball or your dick hair, clean your shaft brah.
DDos on Garry's Mod.
When I'm walking and everybody around me walks [B]really[/B] slow.
[QUOTE=twatbagg;40260402]When people use abject racism to defend Thatcher from people opposed to her views. Shit like "Thatcher didn't abandon the Falklands to the Argies" and "Thatcher didn't allow 200,000 brown terrorists into [I]our[/I] country [I]each year[/I]." This is exactly the kind of shit that makes me steer clear of the Conservative party, because so many of the people supporting them can't tell the difference between right-wing values and white supremacy.[/QUOTE] I know I'm kind of late with the reply but I would have really thought that Europe would have learned about identifying white supremacy after the whole Nazi thing. It really disappoints me to see that stuff. I mean it was only like 70 years ago. For Christ's sake there are still people alive from then. I just don't get it.
I don't have Bad Company 2 Why don't I have this game
Well just to let you know bro thanks for going on about the walking dead so much, I bought it when it was on sale this week and finished all the episodes in one playthrough, that games the shit, the only gripe I had with it was that it was really predictable. [editline]13th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;40273740]I almost miss having shitty stories to tell you guys. I barely ever post in here at all and I'm starting to miss all the regulars. If that's the worst thing about my day today, I can say I've had a pretty good day. I find myself thinking that most days. Like, I got fucking job today. Seriously. Telling my girlfriend about FINALLY getting employed after almost 9 months of waiting was beyond satisfying. I'm actually going to be able to treat her to things she deserves now, and honestly, that's the main reason I was so motivated to find employment. I guess I kinda miss coming here. I'm never on Steam, so this was like... the only way that I talked to any of the regulars, really.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;40273740]I almost miss having shitty stories to tell you guys. I barely ever post in here at all and I'm starting to miss all the regulars. If that's the worst thing about my day today, I can say I've had a pretty good day. I find myself thinking that most days. Like, I got fucking job today. Seriously. Telling my girlfriend about FINALLY getting employed after almost 9 months of waiting was beyond satisfying. I'm actually going to be able to treat her to things she deserves now, and honestly, that's the main reason I was so motivated to find employment. I guess I kinda miss coming here. I'm never on Steam, so this was like... the only way that I talked to any of the regulars, really.[/QUOTE] We miss you too, but isn't it nice not having to come here so often?
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40273530]DDos on Garry's Mod.[/QUOTE] Shame that server gets attacked a lot, usually the server withstands it all.
Every week some friends of mine host a bad movie watching night at their house and there's this guy who's been showing up for a month or two who I have never seen not wearing a fedora and he owns multiple and he is a scrawny computer science nerd and it looks atrocious and I want to make a bonfire of fedoras on the front lawn and laugh maniacally and dance and revel naked and when he approaches to save his precious fedoras I will cast him onto the blaze. Also, I hate run-on sentences.
My package was supposedly out for delivery on the 13th... Where is it? It's Sunday, the 14th. I loathe package delivery, and hope that at some point in my lifetime we humans will have discovered a flawless method of instantaneous transfer of inanimate objects over long distances. It'll be expensive as hell, but so worth it.
Some guy is playing basketball outside my apartment window at 1:30 am. Fuck that guy.
PS3's framerate issue on Black Ops 1
So today has been the best day of mine in a long time since I've been so miserably depressed. So I was reveling in that glory when suddenly my friend decided to ruin it. She implied that what I had wasn't true depression and tried to re-label it as some other shit. Depression is depression. She then went on to say that I've changed and that I've been a boring old asshole lately who is depressing to be around. Could you kindly fuck yourself so I can enjoy my day? Thank you.
Fucking dentists. Just Jesus Christ. First I have to get braces put on the inner side of my teeth so they can later attach some to a tooth that wont grow out properly. Then when they cut into my gums to attach that lever thingy, I find out that they didn't attach it to the brace, and now the glue they used stopped working and it's not even attached to my tooth and it's annoying as fuck. Worst of all I have no idea how to explain it properly. Ok maybe not worst, but still sucks. [editline]14th April 2013[/editline] The brace I got was attached with rings around my teeth.
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