[QUOTE=gokiyono;40141311]What is a wk?[/QUOTE]
White knight.
I just noticed I have 3 visible wrinkles under my right eye and 1 under my left.
Since the more symmetrical the face is, the more sexier it is. By that logic, should I wear an eye patch to cover it up?
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Oh shit that means I have to wear an eye patch on each eye.
Who needs sight when you have breasts up in your face?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40153694]I just noticed I have 3 visible wrinkles under my right eye and 1 under my left.
Since the more symmetrical the face is, the more sexier it is. By that logic, should I wear an eye patch to cover it up?
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Oh shit that means I have to wear an eye patch on each eye.
Who needs sight when you have breasts up in your face?[/QUOTE]
I doubt someone's going to just be head over heels because you have an odd number of wrinkles.
I really want to go study abroad somewhere, but my grades are way too low, and I have no idea how I would be able to afford it if I could get my grades up.
It would be a once in a lifetime experience though.
This forum on a daily basis.
My fucking shoelaces
[QUOTE=Zoran;40153961][url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=111780965&searchtext=[/url]
This. Just...
FUUUCK[/QUOTE]
That must completely ruin the game for you
[SUB][SUB][SUB]not[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]
THE MOTHERFUCKING FLIES HAVE MULTIPLIED [B][I][U]MULTIPLIED[/U][/I][/B]​
[QUOTE=Prollgurke;40154385]My fucking shoelaces[/QUOTE]
Velcro 4 lyfe
I legitimately wish I could wear velcro every single day and not deal with these little worm faggots undoing themselves multiple times a day
i ordered $1700 worth of computer parts the 26th, but they still haven't mailed the order to me yet.
When my parents organize my school backpack.
Dad blames my computer for everything (maybe he's blaming me but he's saying the computer, I don't know) and now he believes the computer is the cause of all my school problems.
Not my long history of getting bullied, not my low self esteem, my really bad health or the fact that he and mom may have fucked up their parenting. No, it's the computer.
So he cut the power in my room and then took my computer. Just, fuck school. Tired as fuck today and I really tried to stay in school, got through the whole day and this shit happens.
[editline]4th April 2013[/editline]
Aaaand now he wants to drag me to the hospital for this what.
[QUOTE=tier56;40155606]When my parents organize my school backpack.[/QUOTE]
I know it sounds weird, but I really don't like it when people organize things [I]for[/I] me. It's not like I hate getting help or anything, but it doesn't feel right when someone else feels the need to organize my stuff, it makes me feel like "Oh, I obviously did a horrible job at it, so someone else is doing it for me wow I fucked up"
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;40155645]Dad blames my computer for everything (maybe he's blaming me but he's saying the computer, I don't know) and now he believes the computer is the cause of all my school problems.
Not my long history of getting bullied, not my low self esteem, my really bad health or the fact that he and mom may have fucked up their parenting. No, it's the computer.
So he cut the power in my room and then took my computer. Just, fuck school. Tired as fuck today and I really tried to stay in school, got through the whole day and this shit happens.
[editline]4th April 2013[/editline]
Aaaand now he wants to drag me to the hospital for this what.[/QUOTE]
This is hilarious.
Your father is just being paranoid, and overly protective.
"hey guys you're going to the dentist tomorrow at 11 pm"
*tomorrow*
Says to me: "Oh sorry but we think you MIGHT have had one within a year so instead of going anyway and checking to be safe we're just going to send you to school and instead check and miss your appointment :) The other two get to sleep in and play games, have a good day at school!!"
Honestly, fuck SOL practice tests, they're a pain in the ass.
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1258701[/url]
This thread. Really quickly became filled by almost perfectly stereotype online neckbeards.
Apple's shitty mice. The mighty mouse's ball is [I]shit[/I], the Magic Mouse is a pain in the ass to even hold, and the right click isn't tactile. For a company that has had really good design in the other areas they really drop the fucking ball in terms of mice. Even if you look back to 1998.....
[IMG]http://www.applesupport.com.cn/html/images/70-3.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Mystlight;40157242]Apple's shitty mice. The mighty mouse's ball is [I]shit[/I], the Magic Mouse is a pain in the ass to even hold, and the right click isn't tactile. For a company that has had really good design in the other areas they really drop the fucking ball in terms of mice. Even if you look back to 1998.....
[IMG]http://www.applesupport.com.cn/html/images/70-3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://store.storeimages.cdn-apple.com/3293/as-images.apple.com/is/image/AppleInc/MB112?wid=185&hei=185&fmt=jpeg&qlt=95&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.5,0.5,0,0&iccEmbed=0&layer=comp&.v=1207786853220[/IMG]
That one is pretty horrible too.
It doesn't know the difference between left and right, but it's really good to middle click with.
Scrolling sucks too.
[editline]Later[/editline]
On that topic, I really am not a fan of the user interface that mac's has.
(The taskbar needs to die and be replaced with something like gnomes.)
i keep clicking on my profile then latest posts, and it gets me mad that I haven't posted in a week. what
[QUOTE=qwerty000;40157847]i keep clicking on my profile then latest posts, and it gets me mad that I haven't posted in a week. what[/QUOTE]
Posts in certain sections don't add to your post count.
[QUOTE=Mystlight;40157888]Posts in certain sections don't add to your post count.[/QUOTE]
What sections? I pretty sure garry changed this when he got rid of free goldmember. Fast threads for example.
[QUOTE=SinineSiil;40158290]What sections? I pretty sure garry changed this when he got rid of free goldmember. Fast threads for example.[/QUOTE]
Posts in the OIFY or Gold Member sections don't count. Nor do posts in the RC when you're banned.
No I mean I literally haven't posted for a week :v:
My cousin just got diagnosed with Parkinson's.
I'm hungry as fuck and there is nothing to eat. And I'm not saying nothing I want to eat, there is fucking [I]nothing[/I] in this goddamn house.
When people hold forks and spoons like this:
[IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2286/3527539221_31a97101f2.jpg[/IMG]
If I notice people about their habits, they just whine and say "Only snobs hold forks like that! What, should I like eat one tiny bite at a time?"
Well, I'd rather be a snob than some stubborn twerp whose parents did a half-arsed job at teaching how to use utensils properly.
[QUOTE=TorrentR;40159205]When people hold forks and spoons like this:
[IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2286/3527539221_31a97101f2.jpg[/IMG]
If I notice people about their habits, they just whine and say "Only snobs hold forks like that! What, should I like eat one tiny bite at a time?"
Well, I'd rather be a snob than some stubborn twerp whose parents did a half-arsed job at teaching how to use utensils properly.[/QUOTE]My brother in law holds it that way, except his thumb is ontop of the fork aswell. It looks retarded.
[QUOTE=TorrentR;40159205]When people hold forks and spoons like this:
[IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2286/3527539221_31a97101f2.jpg[/IMG]
If I notice people about their habits, they just whine and say "Only snobs hold forks like that! What, should I like eat one tiny bite at a time?"
Well, I'd rather be a snob than some stubborn twerp whose parents did a half-arsed job at teaching how to use utensils properly.[/QUOTE]
Wow. That looks like how a toddler would handle utensils.
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