[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;40151399]DEFCON
[URL]http://www.introversion.co.uk/defcon/[/URL][/QUOTE]
thanks pal
[QUOTE=Mystlight;40160183]12. And the only things that are there to eat is a box of noodles, which I would eat if my Mom wouldn't get super pissed if I boiled water.[/QUOTE]
Eat them raw. (Is it like ramen or something?)
[QUOTE=dmillerw;40160563]I turn 18. It's scary and different.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNF2KNcRm-U[/media]
It felt fitting
When people go against the norm to fit in with random losers on the internet.
I seem to be becoming more mean and overall stern towards some people now
Like If someone makes excuses I immediately want to say "Well that's just too bad right?"
And like I seem to like not want to tolerate failure anymore and whenever I fail at something I feel absolutely horrible and I feel like I have to be the best at what I do, and that nobody else can do this or that
I also am starting to hate couples even more, like holy shit I don't fucking care how much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend just piss off already
[QUOTE=Mystlight;40160473]When she brings food home she'll question why I'm not hungry, what am I supposed to say, oh the feeling went away?
[editline]4th April 2013[/editline]
plus my tattle tale cunt sister is here, but I could make noodles, not like I'm retarded, sje just doesn't want me to.
[editline]4th April 2013[/editline]
I knew not living with my dad would come back to bite me in the ass[/QUOTE]
I just imagined a senario where you are starving to death, and I mean to death, so you make those noodles, but your mom still bitches about boiling FUCKING WATER.
[editline]4th April 2013[/editline]
I can relate though. When there is no food, you must just stay and do something as you starve. Not legal to drive nor a place I can walk to get food. Not only that, I'm broke on money.
[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;40162629]I seem to be becoming more mean and overall stern towards some people now
Like If someone makes excuses I immediately want to say "Well that's just too bad right?"
And like I seem to like not want to tolerate failure anymore and whenever I fail at something I feel absolutely horrible and I feel like I have to be the best at what I do, and that nobody else can do this or that
I also am starting to hate couples even more, like holy shit I don't fucking care how much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend just piss off already[/QUOTE]
I'm with you on that last part. You don't need to make your damn relationship so public. We get it, you love each other, we don't need to see 5 wall posts per day and then you spamming it.
[editline]4th April 2013[/editline]
I know that's been said hundreds of times, but my friend does it constantly. His girlfriend visits him ALL the time out of state, then he comes back to town for a week and is too busy with her to chill with his buddies for an hour.
BLARAFGGAG-
Fucking internet out in the barn.
I have to use the iMac out here because I still don't have my charger for my computer so I can't be in the house and have better service.
Good news.
It's on transit
Bad news.
[highlight]IT'S STILL NOT FUCKING HERE.[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Mystlight;40160473]When she brings food home she'll question why I'm not hungry, what am I supposed to say, oh the feeling went away?
[editline]4th April 2013[/editline]
plus my tattle tale cunt sister is here, but I could make noodles, not like I'm retarded, sje just doesn't want me to.
[editline]4th April 2013[/editline]
I knew not living with my dad would come back to bite me in the ass[/QUOTE]
you know you can microwave noodles without the need of boiling water
and wtf lol I was making noodles on the stove since the age of 10, your mum seems pretty over protective
When I have nothing to eat, noodles and yoghurt is DELICIOUS (a lot of people say it sounds disgusting but mmmm..). Also I don't put the flavouring
I got all four of my wisdom teeth out yesterday and have been subsisting on milkshakes, pudding, and yogurt. Aside from the jaw pain it's been okay. So what gets me mad?
I'm craving something crunchy.
I lost a tooth and the socket won't stop bleeding
Fuck, every year I think about dropping out of school, or switching programs since I have no interest in computer science anymore.
When someone with a cultural degree complains about the lack of jobs.
When school lies to you
"Computer Science"
"HURR U HEV TO LRN 2 TYPE WITH HOME ROW ONLY"
"HOME ROW" "STOP HUNTING AND PECKING AND [B]LEARN HOME ROW[/B]"
Fuck you, I type much faster "hunting and pecking" (hint: i don't 'hunt and peck') than home row, and you also fucked my typing. Typing too fast now leads to mistakes for me, yet in <5th grade, I could type at hyper speed and have 100% accuracy
you can't touch type?
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40167393]you can't touch type?[/QUOTE]
I have big problems typing on a touch screen.
(Especially my phone)
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40167393]you can't touch type?[/QUOTE]
No, I touch type just fine
Killing Floor custom maps that have a nice layout and aesthetic, but are completely destroyed by stupidly dark ~artistic~ colour correction.
For example:
[T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576733781914169892/4AB179CB900117A0A5B30C45A0C421A995B6F3ED/[/T]
These armrests make me slip my elbow.
Staple's chairs fucking suck dick too. I can't even get it to stop wobbling so fucking much.
[QUOTE=Viper104;40154727]THE MOTHERFUCKING FLIES HAVE MULTIPLIED [B][I][U]MULTIPLIED[/U][/I][/B]​[/QUOTE]
I fucking hate flies. Woke up one morning, went to the garbage to put some shit in, when i opened it a fucking swarm of baby flies gushed out. And every single one will grow to a noisy ass full sized fly.
Speaking of flies, I hate crane flies. I don't really like having long-legged flying buzzyfucks sneaking on my walls, especially when they sneak up on me.
I need to buy a venus fly trap. Don't those things attract insects with some sort of scent or aroma?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;40164534]Holy shit, my friend just turned on "Family Guy" and I timed how long the filler was in this episode just for kicks.
3 1/2 minutes of nothing but Conway Twitty singing. I'm not even shitting you. 15% of the episode was spent on an unfunny cut-away joke that went on too long.
I know that filler is sometimes needed to fill a time slot, but Jesus Christ, there's filler and then there's just laziness.[/QUOTE]
Its funny because they have done that shit about 10 times
Who the fuck even thought that would be funny??
o wow 5 minutes of singing
hilarious
Retarded and spoiled kids.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DD1EZ4D.png[/IMG]
Yeah.. Congratulations kiddo. Your mother or dad didn't get the kid they always wanted, they give you food everyday, make sure you're safe and give you a free place to live.
I know people who lives more in the south of Europe who would pay to get all this, at least if they had any money. And I'm pretty sure that their least problem is to get an iPhone.
How about being happy about what you get and get a fucking education to make money yourself to buy what you want. If you hate your parents enough already, I wouldn't think they would like you to stay in their house forever with no job. You know, when you're 18, they have all the rights in the world to kick you out, you're on your own.
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-toPzxapZFgM/USFK3SJlM3I/AAAAAAAAGmg/y7MVxfvTAvY/s1600/hungry-children.jpg[/IMG]
People who still think execution is okay.
It's the 21st century and people still think like this.
African starving kids? That just reminds me of another thing.
Finland and immigrants. Here's how to immigrate into Finland:
"i'm a starving ethiopian huueaurgh please help meeeeeee"
"Okay, welcome aboard."
Yesterday I was speaking in a very italian manner with a close friend, complete of hand shaking and exagerating everything. (like, as british people diminish stuff for a laugh, italians exagerate them)
We were in the train and some seats behind us there was a girl listening who couldn't mind her business. The topic shifted between drugs and stoners to stupid people (For most of the conversation the 2 topics overlapped) but as my friend is a turbo stoner drug dealer, I'm clean as one can be. So this girl felt the need to interrupt me and my jokingly offensive critique against stoners such as my friend, saying 'who am I to talk'.
point one: mind yo own goddamn business, point two: who are YOU to judge, as if I am a stoner myself, while I'm not.
I can't blink without pain in my left eye because of what is probably a pimple growing in my [i]eyelid[/i]
How the one key on the school computer I'm using right now is pretty much fucked when using google chrome.
My family buys crumpets in packs of 6 or 8.
My toaster has an 2 slots.
SO WHY DOES SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY EAT AN ODD NUMBER OF CRUMPETS IT FUCKS UP MY ROUTINE.
Because then, to finish the pack, I would have to eat only 1 crumpet.
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING EAT JUST ONE CRUMPET.
That's how brilliant my life is.
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