[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;40169671]Honestly, it would have been OK if it were like 10 seconds or something before a commercial break. 20 seconds at most.
But it did neither of those.
It went on for 3 1/2 minutes
and the show just kept going[/QUOTE]
If it came up and then abruptly went away a few seconds later it would be way better
Pasting random songs into a comedy show doesn't make it funny, its just confusing and annoying
[QUOTE=TheWarnman;40171004]My family buys crumpets in packs of 6 or 8.
My toaster has an 2 slots.
SO WHY DOES SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY EAT AN ODD NUMBER OF CRUMPETS IT FUCKS UP MY ROUTINE.
Because then, to finish the pack, I would have to eat only 1 crumpet.
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING EAT JUST ONE CRUMPET.
That's how brilliant my life is.[/QUOTE]
The most first-world-ish of problems right here
[QUOTE=Cotroxy;40169824]I can't blink without pain in my left eye because of what is probably a pimple growing in my [i]eyelid[/i][/QUOTE]
Sounds like a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stye"]stye[/URL]
[QUOTE=Nekro;40171386]Sounds like a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stye"]stye[/URL][/QUOTE]
That's what my dad told me.
I just missed my French exam because my sister stole the car to go to the mall and wouldn't come back.
Je suis furieux.
I hate those people who have a 90 or above in a class and complain when their grade goes down one point.
Local radio.
And people who drive in heavy fog with sidelights on. Headlights Motherfucker!
90% of the shit I see on Facebook, yet I can't stop myself looking at it all the goddamn time
Living in the middle of nowhere (luckily for only 3 more months), where I used to live having a car didn't really matter that much because you could actually WALK to places, a concept people here are not familiar with
[QUOTE=Sharker;40175189]I hate those people who have a 90 or above in a class and complain when their grade goes down one point.[/QUOTE]
That kind of got to me too but (hopefully) I just stopped caring. I remember my friends friends parents were angry when their daughter passed an extremely important exam with a few points below from 100%. She was told to retake the entire exam because of it.
My side is kind of different. Besides from IT I'm not exactly academically intelligent. My parents already seemed fine enough with a shitty score as long as I at least barely passed. I can't imagine what they actually thought of me when it came to my education.
i hate it when people talk about something like they know a lot about it
and they act all pretentious and stuff
but they don't know anything much about it, really
"To become wise, you must know that you're a fool or something" ~ some old greek dude, I think
[editline]5th April 2013[/editline]
actually here's the quote
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." ~ Socrates
close enough
The average child player of Garry's mod. :suicide:
I don't know if I'm going to be able to go to KC Comic-Con tomorrow. I'm not feeling too well and I don't think I have any money left.
eh comic-con is full of the unwanted portion of fandoms most of the time.
When this thread closes can we use mine? It's labled 19 anyway
[QUOTE=Crash15;40167826]No, I touch type just fine[/QUOTE]
so it's simply a matter of form...?
i say if you can achieve a certain number of words per minute and not have to look at the keyboard you should be left alone. i just need to glance at a keyboard once before i start typing to get oriented, then ZIIIPPP...
Butter.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/btCcZuQ.jpg[/t]
The fact that I always get the lazy fuckers when assigned a group project and then we get the worst grade because I was the only one who put forth effort, this happens every single time.
Im the lazy fucker.
I just found out that I can't take general ED classes at a community college anymore because I'm past a certain number of credit, and at my college, once you get past a certain number of credit hours, you can't take them anywhere else except for that college.
Why? What's the reason for this stupid fucking policy?
[QUOTE=Mind Man;40178011]I just found out that I can't take general ED classes at a community college anymore because I'm past a certain number of credit, and at my college, once you get past a certain number of credit hours, you can't take them anywhere else except for that college.
Why? What's the reason for this stupid fucking policy?[/QUOTE]
I would argue that, it's stupid.
Why is the human body so retarded. What is it's fascination of continuing to poke at something painful and healing? I cut myself on the wrist today (Not on purpose,) and I can not stop rotating my wrist over and over again and every time I do that it fucken hurts. Why do our minds do this. If we just left it alone it would heal, why do we do it. Same when you get cut in your mouth by something, why do we insist on tonguing it.
The human body does confuse me
Why does healthy stuff taste bad? Why doesn't our body perceive broccoli and lettuce as the tastiest shit ever?
Imagine if vegetables tasted like chocolate, humanity would be nothing but fit motherfuckers
Last year of High School.
Being assaulted with the smell of weed whenever I walk onto my dorm floor.
Divorced parents.
[QUOTE=raspberri;40178994]Being assaulted with the smell of weed whenever I walk onto my dorm floor.[/QUOTE]
the solution is simple, don't walk on the floor
pretend it's lava or something
But my ex girlfriend pisses me off. Drives me fucking nuts
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;40179006]the solution is simple, don't walk on the floor
[B]pretend it's lava or something [/B]
But my ex girlfriend pisses me off. Drives me fucking nuts[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of this :v:
[video=youtube;XsNH4o1tKMw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNH4o1tKMw[/video]
"hey, i know nothing sexual is going on, and its two minutes until end of class"
"BONER TIME XD"
Fuck this shit
So a few weeks ago we received warning from another store of ours that a man was taking an expensive roast/ham off the shelf and placing his own hair in it. He would then go to customer service and ask for a refund because there was hair in his meat, and he would not have a receipt. They also attached pictures of him from their security cameras.
So today, I was sitting in the office counting shit when a manager calls me up to the front to do a refund. So I headed to customer service and then the man who wanted a refund began explaining to me that there was hair on his meat. An alarm immediately went off in my head, and the manager didn't know about the letter the other store sent us. There was a binder literally 3 feet from where we were standing, so I quickly opened the binder and showed the manager the letter, and the pictures of the man that was standing right in front of us. So the manager turned around and said, "Sorry, no refunds!" and explained that nothing could be done.
This makes me angry because I wish I could have shown the man the fucking pictures of him on security cameras and told him we already knew what he did at the other stores and we weren't idiots. Instead we just let him go.
However, we got his license plate so hopefully the cops actually catch this idiot.
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